Raise your hand if you look like this
 

........ slowly backs out of thread

I have hair and a non-Jewish nose but other than that... it's close.

nope full head of wavy hair, for hot redheads to run their fingers through while telling me how big I am ( my fourth of july kicked ass, except for room service, **** room service), semi shaven face

No.

Well... I also have two eyes, a nose, a bunch of teeth and at least one ear so there are those similarities. But no, not really.

Similar to my mug shot.

No, I can't say I've ever glued pubes to my face. I take it you passed out and some friends gorilla masked you?

Is that a Camaro?

Sweet Pubes Brah!

****ing Skinheads

this.

Is salame blueballs?

exactly like this, but with 85% more mullet, 98% fewer pubes on face, 3% less insane look in eyes, and 100% more lies.

Holy shit dude, you're going to give my nightmares children.

Not quite.

I hate Illinois Nazi's.

Not even after a bottle of Old Crow.

**MTG10s ex wifes new hubby raises hand.**

este

*does not raise hand*


*follows Big Smoke out of thread, but leaves note expressing appreciation for the unique topic*

thread (not) slowly gaining steam........

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This asshat does. The FBI rounded him up yesterday.

http://billingsgazette.com/news/loca...1bb4c63d0.html

http://billingsgazette.com/news/noti...beaef1ad2.html



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Scott Ian from Anthrax?

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Pawnmower?

A slightly lighter version of Buck with more facial hair?

Bald Head-Goatee-Rap music is missing The C infront of it-Toby Keith Album-Girlfriend is ****ing some other guy, but he takes him back-In a Union because they can't make over 10 dollars on their own-Hates Illegal Mexicans but accepts the Russian girls with no papers down at Bazookas-Had a American Sports car-but sold it after he knocked up his high school sweetheart-Family members are constantly dying of cancer and Heart Disease because of poor diet, alcohol, and smoking. Bleeds Red for the chiefs because he felt good about himself for exactly 2 hours back in the 90's.-Expected lifespan 54 years old.

Awesome, I have 9 more years! Let's ****ing party!

Jesus ****in pube face

best thread on the forum

Oh shit.

http://www.thechicagodope.com/2010/0...-longer-scary/

Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating

According to a recently published study, shaved heads, goatees, and tattoos, once worn almost exclusively by bikers, bouncers, prisoners and pirates are no longer as frightening or intimidating as they once were.

This finding comes out of the Violence Prevention Foundation, an educational organization that studies the impact of violence on American culture. The report shows that while these characteristics have historically instilled a sense of fear or dread in the populace, they have since been relegated to mere fashion accessories.

“Long gone are the days where you run into a man in a bar, who has most or all of these indicators, and expect to be robbed and pounded into a coma,” said Sheila Saunders, director of the foundation. “Now, he could very well be an accountant, or in marketing, maybe even your hair stylist.

No longer will such an individual necessarily take an aggressive stance with you either, according to the study. Now there is overwhelming evidence that he might very well shrink away to avoid any confrontation.

“It really is an astounding shift in behavior that we are really only now starting to understand,” Saunders said.

In years past, a clean bald head was often brandished by a ruffian, a gang-banger, or say, a gladiator. It comes as no surprise that the public would want to avoid such a character. In fact, the foundation had only recently updated its brochures and counseling guidelines which previously recommended staying clear of these people at all costs.

Now, explains Saunders, the fashion fad of shaving one’s head, for example, is one of the most common styles that men choose when their hair begins to thin out. “It really is the 21st century version of the comb-over,” she said with a chuckle.

What are commonly called “goatees” are actually a variation of the Van Dyke, a distinction that is brought up all the time, but one that no one seems to care about anymore.

“They were invariably worn by musketeers, in common depictions of the Devil, and popular with early 20th century magicians,” Saunders said. “We often associate this style of facial hair with alternate universe counterparts of ourselves or evil twins. . .that and eye patches for some reason.”

The research indicates that now goatees are worn by almost a third of all 30-45 year-old men as an ineffective way to draw attention from a receding hairline.

Now that these once frightening characteristics are no longer good indicators of ferocity, the Foundation instead recommends that you visually inspect to see if the man standing in front of you is wielding some sort of weapon, such as a knife or a gun.

“We now recommend you should avoid that sort of person,” Saunders warns.

LMAO

No ****ing shit!

Tattoos are about as edgy as barney the dinosaur.

They are lame as ****. But, but, but the expression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's going to be a hell of an expression when they are a big, purple blob in 30 years.

It's not that they're lame, it's just a trend.

I am the only one of my friends who doesn't have a tattoo. I don't have a problem with it.

I just think it's funny that so many people still think they're being rebellious by doing what everyone else does. That's conforming, not rebelling.

Yup, people like that POS Kaperdick are such posers. You couldn't pay me to get even one of those reeruned things.

I'll buy you an Alex Smiff jersey and a $5 foot long.


.....think about it.

Wish I looked like that.

I get so sick and tired of this "Cyclops" nickname.

Once you've grown a 9 inch Pharaoh-goatee-of-ultimate-power get back to me.

this is better

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blueballs, bring back the Kool-Aid shtick

I looked up Blue Balls to see who you were talking about.
I'm much cooler than him/her.
I'm not a mult, just bored.

I've been thinking about getting a tattoo that says exactly that.

I'm noticing a trend in salame threads...

I'm bald but I don't live in a trailer.

ROFL

epic bump

Slowly puts hand down, I need a manly stash and goatee damnit

nice bump
this is a truly great thread

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That man is not bald (yet).

salame, you still alive and kicking?

Exactly. Pube beard the tarded sets sail again...