****The Official 2013 "**** You" Thread****
 

I'll begin. **** you; Lamar Miller, Roddy White and Baltimore Defense.

These are always fun.

Roddy White, David Wilson, Megatron.

And I would hump the shit out of Witten and Cruz if they'd allow me to. :D

I love you Jared Cook.


Oh shit.....wrong thread.....sorry.

I love Anquan Boldin.

However, Chris Givens needs to be impaled.

reposting myself

jesus

mjd, ridley, dez bryant...3 points between them, ridley got ****ing benched

and i started hilton(1pt) at wr #3 over nicks(5pts)...because, i bought the hype of 100 articles

and lost by 7....yea ff!

only upside, Vereen is out with wrist surgery, so Ridley should be bench proof

**** you Calvin Johnson.

5 Touchdowns last year, I draft you again this year, you can't hold onto the ball or get your feet in.

Get in the endzone mother****er.

I have Roddy White too, but sat him.

Did he re-aggravate his injury?

**** you, Calvin Johnson, Dez Bryant and Steven Ridley.

I don't believe so.

In that league I have Megatron, Dez, and Roddy.

You can imagine how erect I was after that coop.

After yesterday, I think my cock might now be inverted.

**** you, Roddy White.

Screw you Kaepernick. And screw you James Jones and Mike Wallace for having huge games when I forgot to start you.

...injury report that made me bench Julio Jones this week............

**** you lacy for getting speared and getting a concussion after 1 carry

LMAO


jesus, GB ran for 150 yards...i would have won if....if

Screw you Tom Brady. I drafted you to be a high QB1, believed in you despite all the naysayers, and you give me two crappy games?

I guess I really should say screw you NE receivers outside of Edelmann.

**** you NFL, for adjusting the scoring and moving a reception from Spiller to Fred Jackson and making me lose my game.

Lol. I just dropped Bryce Brown and he has to clear waivers now.

**** me for almost not starting Justin Houston last night.

My dad is a pretty good FF player. Got 2nd out of 12 teams last year. However, he has a temper and to be blunt, he can be an impulsive, pouty crybaby. Week 1 he had James Jones on his roster and started him. He didn't produce in week 1. In fact, he was barely targeted. Dad called me on the phone freaking out and was like, "**** the Packers and **** James Jones's worthless ass!!! I'm dropping him and I don't care how bad of a move it is!!! **** him!!!"

He dropped him, I picked him up and he scored hella-points for me last week. :) Now my dad is all pouty because he dropped him.

Matt Ryan, Doug Martin, Tony Gonzalez:

**** you.

I'm probably going to lose to the worst team in the league because Peyton Manning will go off on Oakland.

Oh, and **** you Indianapolis, for trading for Richardson.

Bradshaw just ran for 100 and a TD against SF, and he's not good enough?

**** Darren Sproles and TY Hilton.

Also **** Jordan Cameron for putting up an unreasonable amount of points against me.

I've gotten ****ed in the ass by Peyton Manning's 7 TD game, Jordan Cameron's Week 1 output, Jimmy Graham last week, and now Jordan Cameron again after he got traded to a different team.

20 points out of the opponent's TE each week.

For ****'s sake. TEs are supposed to be a little bonus. Maybe you get a TD and crack 10 extra points on the week.

**** TEs.

Yea I had Bradshaw too and all my RBs are horrible. Now they are even worse than horrible since Richardson was acquired and Bradshaw's play will be decreased. Oh and I didn't start Bradshaw today. FML.

:facepalm:

Dear TY Hilton, Miles Austin, Brian Hartline (for ALWAYS producing on my bench, but never when I start you), Tony Gonzalez and Chris Givens:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a...s/106071_s.gif

FU to Victor Cruz (more so the entire NYG team), Randall Cobb, and Jermichael Finley.

Add Brandon Marshall to the list.

A team who started Ryan, Martin, J. Bell, Marshall, D. Thomas, Gonzalez, Bailey and NE D ins going to lose to a team that started ****ing scrubs like Lamar Miller, Bernard Pierce, Torrey Smith and Owen Daniels.

Sickening.

F U Andre Brown for sulking on the sideline last week and finally blowing up when playing against me this week. I thought I had a chance with Forte and H. Miller going up against you only down by 6 going into last nights game but you ruined my evening!!!!

...and why the hell is Roddy even playing. Fix your bloody ankle and then get out there and do some damage!!!

FU SF!!!! Kaep, Gore and Dawson two weeks in a row.... 0-3 to start

F U to my schedule. I’m not saying my team is the best, but I’ve pretty much played against the high scorer every week so far.

We’re off to a great start again – my opponent racked up 23.3 with Frank Gore last night.

If you see a guy dominate the highlights, I’m sure my opponent that week has him.

Dear Roddy White, Stevie Johnson, Geno Smith (backup..Rodgers-bye week) Tavon Austin and Sebastion Janicockstain:

http://gifsoup.com/view/106071/****-you-redman-a-s.gif

**** YOU HOYER YOU NO SLIDING ****

**** you Cam Newton. That is all.

Thompkins and Cruz are on my shit lists this week.

Brady and Eli too.

**** you Thompkins and Sproles!

**** you, Peyton Manning, Wes Welker and my Donk homer opponent.

**** you: Chris Givens, Anquan Boldin, Stevie Johnson, Derrick Johnson (uhhh?), Aaron Rodgers, Lamar Miller, T-Rich, Amendola and this ****ing SD defense.

Also, **** you Golden Tate!! You finally decide to do shit the week I bench you!

Where do I begin?

My whole team other than Brees.

Doug Martin, Ryan Matthews, Victor Cruz, Randall Cobb (dead), Joique Bell (dead), Denver defense.

My opponent had three 0's on his team and I still lost. LMAO

Dear James Jones, Danny Amendola, Greg Olson and Willis McGahee,

****S TO YOU!!!!

**** you Vernon Davis. I was playing against my biggest rival this week and his entire team put up duds except for you. Also **** you Austin Pettis. 1 catch? Last of all, **** you Demarco Murray for being made of glass.

**** you Gronk. I expected to have to wait a while for you, but six weeks!? I'm starting to wonder if he is going to play this week or this year at all.

Exactly my thoughts when I turned down trades for him. I'm hurting at TE, but he is too much of a question mark until I see him start (and finish) a game.

So Cam newton, saying **** you seemed to work last week. Thanks for your contribution en route to my 187 point victory (12 man league...)

Two teams...six injuries this week. Ridiculous.

**** Ryan Matthews for having a somewhat decent game.

**** you Doug Martin.

**** you mike Wallace you sorry piece of shit. 3 and goal and you're walking on your route? **** you and go play in the CFL you effortless ****.

F*** you Brady.

More dead people added to my already dead team.

Finley, and Martin.

I'm up by two with Cruz v. Jennings. **** me.

Nick Foles is not a good football player.

FU Gio--watch Jacobs go off tonight

I heard he was doubtful.

Jacobs won't be playing.

Seconded

Add Jermichael Finley to my list.

My third guy out for the year.

LMAO

Zac Stacy left the game early last night with an ankle injury. Thank God it isn't believed to be too severe.

On behalf of my opponent, I’m going to throw Marshawn Lynch into this thread. He was down 6 (to me), and Lynch only put up 3.


When a RB shlts the bed on Sunday afternoon, no one bats an eye.
But when a RB shlts the bed on Monday night, everyone loses their minds.

My fiancé was up, like, 7.4 points or something.

She was facing Lynch and Hauschka.

We all know how that ended.

**** me for drafting Knowshon Moreno and then dropping him after week 1. Still 7-1, but that was a mistake... even if he is bronco scum.

Eh, they're still doing tests, which does not sound promising.

Yeah, I just read that. Lol.

My team is full of broke dicks.

Some years are like that unfortunately. :(

That's why I play in four leagues.

The day all of those rosters are full of broke dicks is the year I retire from FF.

**** you my entire team!

This is officially the worst FF team i've ever had. I've never had a losing record in FF until now.

Thanks assholes.

Tell me about it. One of my teams had 7 guys with the designation of "out" after the games ended last week (a couple started the game but didn't finish).

So Jericho Cotchery/Danny Amendola combine for 45 ****ing points, both dwarfing their best games of the season. And a giant **** you to Vincent Jackson for not showing up to his QB's best game of the year. I have to hope Jordy Nelson and Coby Fleener can somehow pull 35 points out of their collective ass so I can salvage a win.
Seriously, 12 Man league and I have a lineup of Newton/Lynch/Charles/Fr. Jackson/V Jackson/Jordy Nelson/Chiefs D (too bad Vernon Davis is on a bye...)


How the **** do I lose?

Feeling good up around 60. I have Mathis vs. AJ/Antonio Johnson.

AJ with a fluke 52 point game. Game over.

Brutal.

Ouch. F*** me for not sticking with Tom Brady. He ****ed me over all year and then I trade his ass and he puts up 4 TD's.

I'd just like to offer up some suggestion of self sodomy to Zac Stacey and Kennen Allen for putting up 30 unanticipated points each, costing my mighty Savage Midgets a victory that should have been ours.

AJ Green and Golden Tate are on my list today.

Had they done anything I might have had a chance against a guy who has Megatron, Manning, AP, and Bush.

Down 19 with Cam vs. Gronk.

Sigh.

AJ Green screwed me over too. I might have had a shot but now I'm down 30 with the Panthers D.

Starting Green over Josh Gordon did not work out. Also, Reggie Bush decided to drop the ball like Kim K, which Bobby Rainey turned in a career game on my bench.

At least you picked up the right Tampa Bay RB.

had Rainey on my bench too and would have won but instead I played CJ Spiller and Andre Ellington who COMBINE for 3 points.

I wouldn't touch Leonard with your team..... dude's a glorified FB.

LMAO

Too late. Unfortunately it didn't hurt me. I still won. Assuming I can hold on - Dobson/Gronk v. Mayo. Weirder shit has happened before.

Myself. :(

I had a trade going through Sunday morning that I forgot to insert into my starting lineup. Cost me 8 points.

I ended up tying him. Tying him in a league that breaks points down into hundredths. 128.38 to 128.38.

I would like to apologize to Calvin Johnson.

Dez and Ridley....eh, still don't love either of those fellas.

I won by two. WOW. LMAO

Big inverse props to Decker/Cruz/Dobson, who combined for 1.2 points. That's almost statistically impossible.

**** you Mychal Rivera. One catch for 10 yards.....and out with a concussion.