-- Thig Lyfe would like his thread starting & posting abilities returned...
 

I'd like to start off by stating, this is simply a request by my friend Tyler ThigLyfe. I really don't want to get in trouble for this.

However,

Thig Lyfe has specifically stated he's concerned about the Chiefs Cowboys game outcome should he not be able to cast the official game thread for it -


See below:


If I'm not free by next week's game, WE WILL LOSE....

I GUARANTEE IT!!!

Thanks BFF!!!

Thiggy

Seconded.

I have no clue why he keeps getting put on the shit list. I thought the "bandwidth" stuff was resolved long ago?

Honestly, that never made any sense anyway. From the CP server side, unless it's uploaded as an attachment, it doesn't take any bandwidth at all since the image is downloaded from whatever offsite server hosts the image.

Free James Brown!

Free my ****a Thig Lyfe!

So what did he do? Annoy the nobles?

IN for thiggy!!! (please don't ban me, MAN!!!!!)

free him
he love the chuefs

He originally posted a bunch of images in the game thread before removing most of them eventually. He's gotten his hand slapped for that kind of thing before, so maybe that?

Don't know. Didn't do it. Let's keep this a patio/saul good free thread.

Honestly, there's a thread about this in the mod lounge. Nobody knows who did it. We assume that means Bob Dole did it. So we've all sent him a PM.

FREE THIGGY

Thank you so much BFF!!!

I should clarify -- I haven't technically been banned. I've been put on the "Miserable Users" list in vbulletin. This means it takes forever for anything to load, if ever. A certain percentage of the time I get a fake "server busy" message or a fake database error or simply a blank screen. Or I get returned to the front page. It took a long-ass time to finally get this post up, for example.

This is just straight-up mod abuse, and not the funny kind. I guess somebody thought my game thread was, I dunno, too enthusiastic? Too hyped up? I guess I should have toned it down? I posted a bunch of photos of the Lombardi trophy but deleted most of them within 15 minutes cuz I didn't want it to distract from the HOT HOT MOJO I was pumping out. Otherwise, I was simply having fun getting into the spirit of opening day. I guess that's worthy of punishment now.

I guess it's up to the mods to free me and have the Chiefs win, or continue their inane vendetta and see them suffer defeat. Maybe they think I'm not the reason the Chiefs won... but do you really want to take that risk???

Thiggy the Great! I feel like all of us Chiefs fans are Andy Dufresne and we just crawled through our mile of poo. Last week was just the beginning.

Where is Hootie?

Wow, Thigga AND myself were on miserable users? There's no call for that.

no

Screencapz plox.

Bob Dole gone mad with powda.

Thank you so much BFF!!!

I should clarify -- I haven't technically been banned. I've been put on the "Miserable Users" list in vbulletin. This means it takes forever for anything to load, if ever. A certain percentage of the time I get a fake "server busy" message or a fake database error or simply a blank screen. Or I get returned to the front page. It took a long-ass time to finally get this post up, for example.

This is just straight-up mod abuse, and not the funny kind. I guess somebody thought my game thread was, I dunno, too enthusiastic? Too hyped up? I guess I should have toned it down? I posted a bunch of photos of the Lombardi trophy but deleted most of them within 15 minutes cuz I didn't want it to distract from the HOT HOT MOJO I was pumping out. Otherwise, I was simply having fun getting into the spirit of opening day. I guess that's worthy of punishment now.

I guess it's up to the mods to free me and have the Chiefs win, or continue their inane vendetta and see them suffer defeat. Maybe they think I'm not the reason the Chiefs won... but do you really want to take that risk???

Thiggy is our Bradley Cooper.

Bob Dole UNCHAINED

REIGN OF TERROR

Heh....noobz.

I said no. sheesh

It's spamtastic!

I am conflicted. Thig's beyond awesome but Bob Dole has got to be a p4p top 5 poster of all time, regardless of the board.

This is like, the most epic battle of all time.

I've been there thig, stay strong.

I have removed Thig from MU. But I'm going to need both saul good and patio to give me positive rep for this post in the next 12 hours or he goes back on. Positive rep, boys.

:D

If that's not funny I don't know what is.

I'm sure it was Dole. He kept posting large fonts of some sort in the game thread, and Dole told him to stop. Being the ****ing button-pushing imbecile that he is, of course Thigtard continued to do it. Dole warned him a couple more times. I wondered if he'd do anything.

Should have known that he would.

WE'RE HEADED FOR GLORY

http://i.imgur.com/VWxMWeA.gif

Yeah. It was him. Thanks for the info on what happened. Thig - that how it went down?

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SPORTSRACER FTW!!!!!!

I can't support anyone that uses BFF in thier language

It's so strange how someone who's been asked several times not to be overly obnoxious and post 20 large pictures in one post and has been banned for it in the past after all of those Gordie Howe second chances was put on miserable users for doing the exact same thing.

Complete mystery.

Wait, can we trade for thig lyfe's soul by sacrificing some other posters? There are about 900 49er fans here nobody would miss at all. Hell, they're probably even all virgins!

Thig Lyfe for Laif!

TLfL!!!

I don't remember being told to stop with the fonts. But thanks.

Eff thig. He sucks.

Yeah especially when he voluntarily deletes the images (WHICH WERE LOMBARDI TROPHIES BY THE WAY, SORRY FOR BEING OPTIMISTIC)
before the thread even hits 20 posts.

If it was cuz I was using large bold font a lot, that's even stupider. New rule, everybody! No more being excited in a game thread! Please stick to being racist, misogynistic, and/or homophobic in regular sized font! Thank you!

And you're a miserable hateful piece of shit, brah.

Bring him back he brought us a victory! He must lead us against the dallas jews that have destroyed our pride for so long hail thiggy!

To all the non-miserable non-hateful non-pieces-of-shit who have supported me in this difficult time, THANK YOU!!!

LMAO

Not cool with the random anti-semitism but otherwise I agree!!!

Hey man guess what category you fall under!!!!

unbanned and full privledges...

Probably because the culture of this board promotes being a hateful piece of shit!!!!

Ban bandwidth.

Not yet.

My wife is still out of town for another 10 days...

aahh, that's why you keep coming back!

:thumb:

this thread needs a poll

Thig, this thread needs some fish to liven it up.

Would you like to do the honors?

I teeter on Thyg. There are days he's slightly irritating and there are days he's the best poster on this board.

In this thread, he's approaching Best Poster territory again.

It had to do with ease of use, dude. I'm told that every time the game thread was loaded, there were 2+ pages of images and then you started using the giant fonts. I know your act is cute and people like it but you have to be considerate of people on mobile devices too. If they're trying to post on the game thread, they don't want to scroll 1000x each time they reload.

agreed, it can be irritating

No it's brilliant! Funniest thing evar! Bestest postar on teh board!/Thigtard's dumb**** ballwashers

Herp derp if you don't like it then use the ignore function herp derp

I can honestly say, when Thig posts, I don't read it. Nothing personal, but I just don't dig his style or takes (if he actually has any at all).

That said, I see no reason why he shouldn't be allowed to post.

he's usually pretty funny

but he gets worked up about opinions on gays, guns, and black people

it's always weird to see him morph from goofy mode into super cereal mode

I'm glad this travesty has been righted. All is right within the CP kingdom for now.

No one asked you

I guess that just emphasizes how subjective humor can be.

Peyton Manning

The Man likes to keep a fish down.

I may never post a giant photo of fried fish, shrimp, and hushpuppies again...

I gotta say...I DO believe he should keep starting the official game threads until the mojo runs out. There's just too much on the damn line here folks. How could you live with yourselves if we lost the division to those frickin DONKEY RAPERS because you didn't let TTWR start the damn thread!?!

All I ask is...

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/...catch__oPt.jpg

I'm cool with Thig starting the game thread again, but Thig if you start the thread before midnight again I will pursue you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Peyton Manning

Check the timestamp bruh, I started them shits at 12 on the muh****in DOT.

Easy, tiger. You're on thin ice with the fonts, apparently.
BAN BIGASS FONTS

It does make one wonder why a particular font is available for use if use of said font is a bannable offense.

:(

I'm pouring out a few drops of fish grease for my homey

Seriously.

If you don't like his posts, put him on ignore. That's what all of these folks say about douchebag posters, right?

It's like offering crack to a known addict. Here we have a known large-font abuser, and yet those big fonts remain available, just sitting there, so tempting, yet so off-limits. It's all a big set-up if ya ask me. Entrapment!