Billy Was Following the Call....
 

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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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William “Billy” Ogan, 31, is accused of exposing himself and masturbating on a road near a soccer field in Spokane, Wash. on Sunday, according to KREM.

Police received several calls about Ogan's alleged behavior and, when they confronted him, he reportedly told them he was "doing the Lord’s work."

The Spokesman-Review reports that Ogan also told police he was "working for Jehovah” and “spreading God’s word," on his wedding day. He was, according to Ogan, married to God.

Ogan is a registered sex offender who, in 2011, accepted a plea deal for riot and voyeurism charges after being accused of attempted rape.

Ogan is also hardly the only sex offender to find a lame excuse for his alleged crimes. In July, Florida's Romount Knowell was allegedly caught publicly masturbating, and authorities say he told them his pants fell down.

I read his name as "Organ" at first. and thought it was appropriate

Public masturbation is the ultimate thrill.

A man of God should be aware of His attitude toward spilling your seed

Sex offenders should not be allowed out of jail- they will never change.

"Shorty crunk. On the floor, wide open. Skeet so much they call her Billy Ogan"

That's what the Ying Yang Twins were talking about in 'Salt Shaker'.

And on the 7th day, God created boners.

LMAO

Hey, if your pants fall down you might as well make the best of it...

It was longer than four hours. Should he call a doctor?

Ditto!

He(Ogan/Onan) refused to impregnate his brother's widow? That bastard

~Romount Knowell WTF kind of handle is that to give a kid?

Public castration should follow.

What part of Florida is Spokane, Washington, in?

I lived in Spokane for a while. Tons of white trash idiots there. Probably highest per capita for states west of the Mississippi. No joke.

I agree. This guy I know, he was put on the sex offender list for public urination. Cop just happened to drive by when He was leaking outside on a tree (not visible).

Went camping with him a couple of years later and sure enough he ****ing pissed outside on another tree. I almost did a citizens arrest but was too busy taking a shit in a basic toilet I created from branches, pinecones, and the hide of a rabbit.

I did too.

What Sunday morning sermon does not preach, " Go forth and masturbate near a soccer field as God intended you to do............."

Zach's church.

My pants fell down and I was washing my dong as fast as I could

Az says Yeah, sure

Hey now......

Wow....