My days are coming to an end
 

Tomorrow is my bachelor party. My wedding is right around the corner. My bachelor days are going to be gone. We are off to San Diego in the am. I hope tomorrow never ends.

JFC, I thought you were going to say you had AIDS and were dying or something.

Who's the lucky guy?

That would actually be better news for him.

Agreed.

Don't bang the stripper!

I was thinking antifreeze poisoning.

Well part of him is dying...and really he won't need his penis anymore anyway.

Gettin' marred in the morning heh?

fyp

LMAO

And may your first child be a masculine child.

RIP

Prenup.

Come on man. I came in thinking you were dying or something. JFC dude!!!!

Congratulations on getting married though.

At first, I though you were the dude with the randomly splotchy, itchy face. And then I thought you'd found out you had a horrible disease.

Glad to hear your condition is slightly less serious.

You can always party again after the divorce bro

Does she PIIHB?

And what a party it is...

Go nail a bunch of skanks while you still can.

/luca brasi

At least someone got it...:clap:

RUN FORREST RUN

bad idea jeans

You must have been married before if you know your days are coming to end, because you are right

Still time to run away

cue Dragnet theme....

Ah, you still have two or three more weddings before it really ends

You poor bastard...

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There is never hot water in the shower again. It's all in the plan

Bitches be crazy.

All kidding aside, if you really feel like your days are coming to an end, you should seriously consider not doing this.

Are you getting married because you are madly in love with this woman and you can't imagine spending your life without her?

It doesn't sound like it. It sounds more like you've been together for a while and you can't think of a reason to end it, so you are about to give in to the pressure she's been putting on you to give her the wedding day that she's dreamed about since she was a little girl.

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Bachelor party, San Diego?


Go to TJ

Take a cab to Adeliteas

$60



And I guess visit many of the breweries in SD

BAN ALL CELL PHONES!

• Some jackass at your bachelor party when everyone is drunk and the stripper is squatting on your face or sucking your ding dong will take a photo.
• He will then go home very drunk to his bitchy girlfriend.
• She will be ask him all sorts of questions and being the weak pussy he is will show his girlfriend, who by the way happens to be best friends with your wife-to-be, the incriminating photos of you and your lewd acts.
• Bitch calls your fiance and your are in deep shit!

Just my two cents.........

Ban squatting on the face

Buck.

I can't believe anyone anymore is stupid enough to get married. It's all been laid out for you in Married With Children episodes.

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Like a friend once told me - first you marry for love, then you marry a stripper

I never knew this tidbit about a buddy of mine until Thursday...His dad married for love the first time, then married my buddies babysitter.

Pics or GTFO.

Do everything you ever wanted to the girl on the Honeymoon night, because you'll never, and I mean NEVER, get that again.

Oh, and you'll now be broke forever. Congrats!

This x 1000000000000

My buddy and I are 46 now. I'm sure you won't find his dad half as attractive as when my buddy was 12 and this happened.

She already ran off with Sorter

:clap:

There should be more places where there are no pix allowed.

Congrats to OP. All that has been said is true.
Hope she is a nice person and a good cook.

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You carry it with you and tell no one.
They'll have to step outside to talk/send...

Have you chosen a testicle removal procedure yet?

I thought he was pretty clear about getting married...

Yeah this is way worse.

Fyp

AIDS is kind enough to kill you after a few years of suffering...

Don't do it dude! Seriously, you still have time to change your mind about the wedding.

This. Glad to hear everything is relatively ok.

RUN!!!!!!

Run now. Run fast. Run long. Run hard. Keep running. Don't look back.

RUN!!!!!!!!!

If you don't, I hope you never regret not taking my advice.

RUN!!!!!!!!

At least educate yourself on the child support laws in your state before you have children. Depending on what you find out, you may need to relocate before you start the fam.

Seriously. RUN!!!!!!

Dinny

.....poor bastards.

Bachelor parties are so cliche.

Shit, mine we hit a bar that was near a comedy club. Had drinks, went to the comedy club, back to the bar and grill for some food and booze. Played pool for hours and shot the shit.

Only drink someone bought for me was an Irish car bomb .. I got good n drunk, but not like the shit in the movies etc.

This is a good thing.

LMAO

Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: They want to.

"...comming to an end"

You might as well forget about that right now.

You're about to find out all the flaws in your personality and exactly what point you choose to draw a line in the sand...

ball and chain time

The days stay about the same. It's the nights that are a bit different.

I am go refrain from commenting.


A person's opinion on marriage is tied directly to how things are going from minute to minute.

San Diego. Its Buck.

Wait.........whut?

Your life doesn't end, just your independence and your sex life.

Trust me, your life drags on forever.

Your friends really let you down...
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What type food cuts a woman's sex drive by 95%?


Wedding cake.

Women marry a man hoping that they will change.


Men marry a woman hoping they will NEVER change.

Only if you have kids.

Yeah...he's right.

If you have chosen wisely then everything will be a fairytale.

Well, in all fairness, men age in dog-years after they get married.

Dinny

If you talk to your wife the way you talk to your dog they'll both love you forever...

No times $1000000000000

LMAO.... :shake:

That's some hard-core trolling right there.

Commit all those great blowjobs you're getting to long term memory. You'll thank me in 5 years