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Nzoner 09-29-2013 07:53 PM

Holy Sh*t did anyone else see Bowlen's wife on tv today?
 
:eek:

I'm not so sure she didn't used to be a he

http://blogs.denverpost.com/davidson...rish_44981.jpg

OskaloosaChief 09-29-2013 07:54 PM

Saw that, too. I think it may be Elway in drag.

tecumseh 09-29-2013 07:56 PM

Haloween is coming.

MMXcalibur 09-29-2013 07:57 PM

If you squint, it kind of looks like Peyton Manning.

Ceej 09-29-2013 07:59 PM

Dolly Parton + Joan Rivers.

Psyko Tek 09-29-2013 07:59 PM

wow Jerry jones looks tough these days

Lonewolf Ed 09-29-2013 07:59 PM

Used to be? That looks like it could be a bit of both! Yeeesh! :eek:

HonestChieffan 09-29-2013 08:00 PM

Nasty. Looks like a KU Cheerleader

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 08:00 PM

Everyone in Denver is fugly

Rain Man 09-29-2013 08:02 PM

She's got so much plastic and silicone that she qualifies as a fully functioning robot.

LoneWolf 09-29-2013 08:03 PM

Knowmo's had some work done.

The front office employees are drinking in an attempt to erase her image from their memory.

**** Denver.

the Talking Can 09-29-2013 08:09 PM

my penis died

whoman69 09-29-2013 08:20 PM

When surgery goes bad. I tried to google some older pictures but there are none.

Munson 09-29-2013 08:22 PM

Just say "no" to plastic surgery.

Simply Red 09-29-2013 08:23 PM

I'd hit it.

Iowanian 09-29-2013 08:24 PM

If Shannon Sharpe bleached his asshole, it would look like Bowlen's arm candy.

Bugeater 09-29-2013 08:25 PM

Why did I click on this thread...I didn't need to relive this...

Nzoner 09-29-2013 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10033315)
If Shannon Sharpe bleached his asshole, it would look like Bowlen's arm candy.

LMAO

Simply Red 09-29-2013 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10033216)
Dolly Parton + Joan Rivers.

would you have a soapy tit whack off session with Dolly Parton?

Rasputin 09-29-2013 08:26 PM

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...AMAS/JOKER.gif

gblowfish 09-29-2013 08:27 PM

How long has she been dead?

the Talking Can 09-29-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10033313)
I'd hit it.

with my fists

Simply Red 09-29-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10033315)
If Shannon Sharpe bleached his asshole, it would look like Bowlen's arm candy.

http://i.imgur.com/boY80gW.gif

Mr. Flopnuts 09-29-2013 08:30 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL That gif NEVER gets old.

KC_Lee 09-29-2013 08:33 PM

Ok, who left the Silly Putty in the microwave?

Ace Gunner 09-29-2013 08:39 PM

reminds me of black hole sun video;

http://www.mgsrvr.com/f669421e8c0654...3db03173a.jpeg
http://gifsoup.com/view1/1725767/black-hole-sun-o.gif

Pepe Silvia 09-29-2013 08:39 PM

A German Sheppard shaved asshole won first prize.

big nasty kcnut 09-29-2013 08:58 PM

So that's john elway mom?

Pasta Little Brioni 09-29-2013 09:28 PM

Shit organization

Ceej 09-29-2013 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10033325)
would you have a soapy tit whack off session with Dolly Parton?

Depends how drunk I was.

petegz28 09-29-2013 09:31 PM

that's what Botox do!

booger 09-29-2013 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10033313)
I'd hit it.

bring some WD40 and a shoe horn

Psyko Tek 09-29-2013 10:31 PM

why you think there is a tight hole there?

Eleazar 09-29-2013 11:47 PM

She looks like a halloween costume

BlackHelicopters 09-30-2013 05:16 AM

No longer erect

vailpass 09-30-2013 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10033978)
why you think there is a tight hole there?

There is a surgery for that so.....yes.

#1 Bronco's Fan 09-30-2013 07:00 AM

She is 60 years-old you guys are assholes.

whoman69 09-30-2013 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobet selur (Post 10034323)
She is 60 years-old you guys are assholes.

And she is vain for getting all that plastic surgery done. Its not our fault that surgery was done badly.

#1 Bronco's Fan 09-30-2013 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 10034329)
And she is vain for getting all that plastic surgery done. Its not our fault that surgery was done badly.

I bet your mom is dog ugly too.

Rain Man 09-30-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobet selur (Post 10035096)
I bet your mom is dog ugly too.

You're Elway, aren't you? You were a mediocre quarterback.

alpha_omega 09-30-2013 12:48 PM

Yes...my wife commented on her before i even had a chance to say something. That is one scary looking woman.

SnakeXJones 09-30-2013 12:51 PM

Looks like Ross Perot in drag

Ebolapox 09-30-2013 01:07 PM

OMG SHE'S SO HOT! (/knowmo)

Fire Me Boy! 09-30-2013 01:42 PM

You bypassed a filter in the thread title... you're going to hell.

Stalker 09-30-2013 01:45 PM

She wants to be staying away from radiators

kcxiv 09-30-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10035133)
You're Elway, aren't you? You were a mediocre quarterback.

i dont know how Chiefs fans can talk shit about another organization especially one that historically is better. lol Were you trying to hurt his feelings by saying one of the best qb's to ever play was mediocre? hmmm.. he himself has been to more superbowls then the chiefs, and he himself has more SB wins then the chiefs do as a ****ing franchise.


Im a Chiefs fan and all, but im not ****ing stupid to history of the 2 teams.

BigCatDaddy 09-30-2013 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10035300)
i dont know how Chiefs fans can talk shit about another organization especially one that historically is better. lol Were you trying to hurt his feelings by saying one of the best qb's to ever play was mediocre? hmmm.. he himself has been to more superbowls then the chiefs, and he himself has more SB wins then the chiefs do as a ****ing franchise.


Im a Chiefs fan and all, but im not ****ing stupid to history of the 2 teams.

But you are stupid to the history of Rainman and Elway on CP :facepalm:

Graystoke 09-30-2013 01:51 PM

She got a Pearl Necklace!

gblowfish 09-30-2013 02:07 PM

She looks like a muppet.

Tombstone RJ 09-30-2013 02:10 PM

welp, now we know why Bowlen is always sitting alone in the owner's box... :eek:

gblowfish 09-30-2013 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10035340)
She looks like a muppet.

http://i43.tinypic.com/1222d7l.jpg

Easy 6 09-30-2013 04:29 PM

She's been pulled so tight she almost has a goatee.

vailpass 09-30-2013 04:37 PM

There's a mom at my kids school that has been botoxed like that, looks like the joker. They try to fight age but they lose.

Easy 6 09-30-2013 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10035647)
There's a mom at my kids school that has been botoxed like that, looks like the joker. They try to fight age but they lose.

They not only lose, they make everything worse.

From aging gracefully to fake monstrosity... cant hide those old, flabby arms though.

bevischief 09-30-2013 04:55 PM

Sure that is not his sister?

BigCatDaddy 09-30-2013 04:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10035661)
They not only lose, they make everything worse.

From aging gracefully to fake monstrosity... cant hide those old, flabby arms though.

You know you would :D

Easy 6 09-30-2013 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10035700)
You know you would :D

20 years ago?

YES

Rain Man 09-30-2013 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10035300)
i dont know how Chiefs fans can talk shit about another organization especially one that historically is better. lol Were you trying to hurt his feelings by saying one of the best qb's to ever play was mediocre? hmmm.. he himself has been to more superbowls then the chiefs, and he himself has more SB wins then the chiefs do as a ****ing franchise.


Im a Chiefs fan and all, but im not ****ing stupid to history of the 2 teams.


I have no intent of hostility. I merely wish to educate him that Elway was a mediocre quarterback, which he already knows if he is indeed Elway.

And the Broncos are not a 'historically better' franchise. The Chiefs lead the series 56 to 49 and have outscored the Broncos head to head by 3 points per game during those 105 games. The Chiefs, therefore, are the superior franchise.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 09-30-2013 06:01 PM

Knowshon will be the poolboy soon.

crossbow 10-01-2013 05:05 AM

That face could shut the government down.

Simply Red 10-01-2013 05:06 AM

if she was lying there and said "spray it on my tits, bigboy" - 90% of CP would do it. That's why this is funny.

vailpass 10-01-2013 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10037133)
if she was lying there and said "spray it on my tits, bigboy" - 90% of CP would do it. That's why this is funny.

:D

BlackHelicopters 10-01-2013 05:42 AM

She couldn't handle my 13 inch cock./ CP

rockymtnchief 10-01-2013 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10037151)
She couldn't handle my 13 inch cock./ CP

Hell no! I don't fold mine in half for anyone!-CP

vailpass 10-01-2013 06:06 AM

Can't blame a girl for trying. She's 60-something and married to a billionaire...

BlackHelicopters 10-01-2013 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 10037172)
Hell no! I don't fold mine in half for anyone!-CP

LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 10-01-2013 08:51 AM

Knowmo lives in her gaping vagina

gblowfish 10-01-2013 09:26 AM

From Bowlen's Wiki Page:

"Since late 2009, rumors have begun to emerge that Bowlen stepped out of the spotlight and is suffering from short-term memory loss."

So, maybe he thinks that thing on his arm is his mom, not his wife?

stevieray 10-03-2013 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10035300)
i dont know how Chiefs fans can talk shit about another organization especially one that historically is better. lol Were you trying to hurt his feelings by saying one of the best qb's to ever play was mediocre? hmmm.. he himself has been to more superbowls then the chiefs, and he himself has more SB wins then the chiefs do as a ****ing franchise.


Im a Chiefs fan and all, but im not ****ing stupid to history of the 2 teams.

then the chiefs?

LMAO

whoman69 10-03-2013 07:37 AM

Maybe Bowlen has been calling Haley's wife

loochy 10-03-2013 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10042525)
then the chiefs?

LMAO

I are scold yall with bad grahamer

Nzoner 10-03-2013 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 10042666)
Maybe Bowlen has been calling Haley's wife

Nice

FlaChief58 10-03-2013 09:00 AM

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Color Red 10-03-2013 09:08 AM

Ya' know, what do you do? They tell you it'll be great. Then you do it, look like that, and your stuck with it. :rolleyes: Regrets.


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