Hello, my children. I am back to say farewell.
 

Have no fear. I died for your sins, and have risen again three-plus days later to take my rightful position on the throne.

The doubters, the skeptics, the tyrants, all carrying hearts filled with hate and jealousy... they will stop at nothing to tear me down. Why do they hate the Chiefs? Why do they want them to lose? We may never know. But do not feel anger toward them. They know not what they do. And try as they might, they cannot defeat the will of the faithful masses.

In 31 hours and 33 minutes, I shall guarantee yet another victory... and the Chiefs shall then march to 5-0. And all will be well.

And all will be well.

WELCOME

YOUVE GOT MAIL

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Salvation, bitches

Lead the way and we will follow.

my liege

how may i serve you

may i deliver scandalous wenches unto your bedchamber this twilight

would the finest cuts from the local butcher, dripping with fresh animal renderings, sate your hunger

do you desire base pleasures i cannot mention here

i live only to bring you joy

use me

LJS for everyone -- on thig!!!!!

- serious question from a respected journalist in the crowded room -

Thig, you've been gone for a while now, how has your absence affected your chemistry with the team, any chance of rust affecting this weeks outcome?

we will follow him

follow him

follow him wherever he may go

there isn't a game thread too big

there isn't a mod's ban hammer too hard

to take my thig lyfe awaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Yeah though thig lyfe

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...tyler-thigpen/

oh and "three plus" nice touch :D

you slut -- you said that song was only for me /LJ

OUR SAVIOR HAS ARISEN!

BOW AND SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU DEGENERATE ****ERS

.

lol

Why is your font so small Sportsracer?

Because his wang is huge.

Would have been better at 31 hours and 6 minutes.

This is a trap thread isn't it?

Chiefs lose this week you better go into hiding

Okay so I'm a believer. :wayne:

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Just like Jesus was persecuted by the authorities of his time, so has the Messiah, Thig Lyfe, been persecuted by ours.

Soon we will all gather together, and Thiggus Christ will break one rack of BBQ ribs into many, and feed the entire flock.

Take, eat, his body.

http://www.selmasbbq.com/Images/Ribs.jpg

Take, drink, his blood.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/city...tePunchTop.jpg

Well said







......well said

Scott, that's a great question. I've kept in touch with the team via an intense (sometimes verging on orgasmic, no homo) telepathic bond. They've felt my spirit, even if I haven't had a chance to express it in words, on a message board they've never read.

Who are you again?

So, how long until you **** up again and get banned?

Dear Thig,

Did the injuries sustained this week come about because you were unceremoniously ejected from your throne at the Planet?

Your Bud,

Sweets

On behalf of myself and fellow degenerates, welcome back!

You can't just say "no homo" to absolve you of any homoerotic aspects of the action/statement.

Example: "I just had intense man-on-man butt sex, no homo."

What happened?

meh ... troll returns


we have plenty already

Someone get thig a 350lb black stripper if he gets this team to 5-0.

Biggus Dickus!

Your God.

Probably a few days. Depends on if any more pointless, arbitrary rules pop up.

Dad,

I can see no other logical explanation.

Love and basketball,

Thiggy

Even a blind man can tell the difference between a troll and a savior.

So you must be, like, SUPER blind.

Incontentia!

Attention-whore analogy:

Thig : Chiefsplanet :: X-factor : Arrowhead

The only thing I'm drunk with is supernatural power, homie.

While true, Thig is considerably more entertaining.

Incontinentia Buttocks!

I think I must just Thignore you, most likely due to you being a Thignorant ****. However, if I do that I feel I might subject my believed team to some unthigimated circumstances, therefore, I shall not.

That being said, can you promise me not to reproduce anytime soon?

Reported for spam. Bypassing my movie quote filter.

Too late, homie. I'm a modern day Ghengis Khan. Probably up to 500 kids at this point.

What can I say? Ladies love Thig Lyfe. (LL Thig L)

Lmao, I wouldn't wish 500 child support payments on anyone.

Yes! Funniest ****ing movie ever.

Troll?

Oh come now...

I've had to change my identity a few hundred times.

are you my father

Of course not. Darth Vader is your father. Feel better now?

Only Maury knows for sure.

All signs point to yes.

Makes sense.

I saw the future last year.

You passed on your foresight gene.

gawd it is good to be 4 and oh!!!!

Welcome back.

TRY TO BE GOOD THIS TIME

You're welcome, my child.

Unbeatable game threads so far.








That said if we lose this week...well...you'll be dreaming of a sloth with a broomstick for a long time...

I fear not this dream, for we shall not lose.

Hi

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

Pretty sure that the point has been explained repeatedly and it's hardly arbitrary. You're just far too thick to "get it".

We may not find out. We may go 16-0! And then lose our first playoff game to the Colts...

"getting it" and "caring" are totally different things
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This.

Honestly, I don't even "care" about the filter. But I do "get it".

I know. My point was about thig
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can ya see your way to 5 days in the box instead of permabans? I know you got a ship to run and all, but examples are for mavericks and most of them have seen examples and scoff.. Thigs is worth the cool hand luke treatment. 2c

We rape him with a broomstick...

That's what we did, right? Thig has about 3 pages of ban history to prove he doesn't "get it". I haven't even been involved in most of them. Wasn't this time either.

I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

http://www.freewebs.com/lorettawebga...s%20Dickus.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mjfUaD3.gif

We force him to masturbate on Fred Phelps front lawn with a fleshlight comprised of extremely coarse sandpaper.

true true. I was just tryin to find a way... you know, pleadin for the good of.. he's a **** up, but he fits like, well, like the crue ridley was condemned to in aliens whatever... he's probly got nowhere else to go.. [kicks rock] ..