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Skyy God 10-08-2013 10:19 AM

Black People Not Amused With White People
 
Some of these are gold.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/blac...me-the-wo?bffb

Scorp 10-08-2013 10:28 AM

Ban black people?



I kid........... black people love me.

Fish 10-08-2013 10:30 AM

LMAO

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/564/...arty-47564.gif

ReynardMuldrake 10-08-2013 10:47 AM

http://i.minus.com/iYmHi7IHKP4to.gif

seaofred 10-08-2013 10:47 AM

This thread is racist.

BlackHelicopters 10-08-2013 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10063295)

LMAO

Skyy God 10-08-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 10063337)
This thread is racist.

Let me extend a cordial invitation for you to consume a container of phalluses.

DMAC 10-08-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 10063337)
This thread is racist.

In the only way that's ok.

GoHuge 10-08-2013 10:52 AM

#7 looks like all the Royals doing their gang signs they flash at the dugout after getting on base.

ChiTown 10-08-2013 10:53 AM

http://i.imgur.com/HEOJs.gif

Skyy God 10-08-2013 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10063357)

Needs a gold tooth. ;)

ChiTown 10-08-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10063359)
Needs a gold tooth. ;)

http://sondrak.com/images/uploads/thats_racist_2.gif

Cephalic Trauma 10-08-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReynardMuldrake (Post 10063336)

:LOL:

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MahiMike 10-08-2013 10:57 AM

Racism is fun!

ChiTown 10-08-2013 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10063370)
Racism is fun!

http://myfailyourcomedy.com/wp-conte.../04/racism.jpg

CHENZ A! 10-08-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10063370)
Racism is fun!

I love to racism, bro!

Jerm 10-08-2013 11:00 AM

That Popovich gif is frickin hilarious....

jspchief 10-08-2013 11:00 AM

Us white people are funny

BlackHelicopters 10-08-2013 11:02 AM

This is racism in the highest order.

Skyy God 10-08-2013 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10063364)

Love me some Wonder Showzen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10063369)
:LOL:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zQ00laVt62c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That's phenomenal.

ChiTown 10-08-2013 11:07 AM

http://www.thisishowyoudoit.com/blog...8-election.jpg

gblowfish 10-08-2013 11:13 AM

White people be crazy!
I know, I be one!

Gonzo 10-08-2013 11:48 AM

Oh I can see some nice bannings happening in here soon. LMAO

Predarat 10-08-2013 11:52 AM

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/p/canvas_remix_2fln7.png

mike_b_284 10-08-2013 11:56 AM

#22

looks like someone got past power and light security

Baby Lee 10-08-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10063369)
:LOL:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zQ00laVt62c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yeah, like Yentl with the Joo Schnozz is white.

Radar Chief 10-08-2013 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10063369)
:LOL:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zQ00laVt62c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:eek: WTF did I just watch? :shake:

gblowfish 10-08-2013 12:32 PM

White people are fun!
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uxa0iVgGmtU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BigCatDaddy 10-08-2013 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10063411)

That's awesome. LMAO I'm repping you on behalf of ThatGuy.

ChiTown 10-08-2013 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10063588)
Oh I can see some nice bannings happening in here soon. LMAO

http://anticache.img0.joyreactor.com...ee-356080.jpeg

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10063833)

I like my women like I like my coffee.

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:09 PM

Black and hot.

White and creamy.

Brown and sweet.

Umm...spicy Oriental?

ChiTown 10-08-2013 01:11 PM

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Radar Chief 10-08-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063864)
I like my women like I like my coffee.

Drunk and horny? :shrug:

J Diddy 10-08-2013 01:15 PM

Not amused and I'm white.

vailpass 10-08-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10063894)
Drunk and horny? :shrug:

@winner

gblowfish 10-08-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10063894)
Drunk and horny? :shrug:

Heh, I was going to say "Desperate and Infected?"

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10063894)
Drunk and horny? :shrug:


:thumb:

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10063902)
Heh, I was going to say "Desperate and Infected?"

I have Amoxicillin.

vailpass 10-08-2013 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063907)
I have Amoxicillin.

Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

Skyy God 10-08-2013 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10063918)
Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

Dunno, from the commercials, the herp looks kind of fun. Horseback riding, walks on the beach, etc.

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10063918)
Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

I have a tooth thing going on so I'm on a Rx right now. I'd hate to waste it. I could get a STD right now and just shrug it off.

listopencil 10-08-2013 01:27 PM

I could bang the hell out of some meth whore and not worry. Well, there's still AIDS and the herp. Maybe not.

Dayze 10-08-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10063295)

In my head, I envision a record scratching sound as the party comes to a halt.

Cephalic Trauma 10-08-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063907)
I have Amoxicillin.

You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.

houstonwhodat 10-08-2013 06:23 PM

This is hilarious.

Canofbier 10-08-2013 07:18 PM

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

Rausch 10-08-2013 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065153)
A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at ****ing SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)

Rausch 10-08-2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063864)
I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ready in 20 minutes and able to last all day?...

Canofbier 10-08-2013 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10065172)
So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at ****ing SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)

Nope. Clue me in?

Cephalic Trauma 10-08-2013 07:51 PM

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Rausch 10-08-2013 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065306)
Nope. Clue me in?

Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for ****ing lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.

threebag 10-08-2013 07:55 PM

Color doesn't mean shit. Either you're cool or you're an asshole.

Rausch 10-08-2013 07:57 PM

Oh, and this thread is false.

Black people find endless amusement with the goofy $3it white people do...

Rausch 10-08-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 10065331)
Color doesn't mean shit. Either you are cool or your an asshole.

I try to span that bridge and accomplish equal amounts of both...

Deberg_1990 10-08-2013 07:59 PM

Native Americans are not amused

threebag 10-08-2013 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10065347)
Native Americans are not amused

**** you

vailpass 10-08-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 10065385)
**** you

Huh?

Canofbier 10-08-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10065328)
Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for ****ing lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.

Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.

Rausch 10-08-2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10065347)
Native Americans are not amused

It's cool.

Once civilization breaks down again for whatever reason all the "preppers" in the world won't live as long as they will.

Rausch 10-08-2013 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065399)
Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.

And you somehow just became more white...

Canofbier 10-08-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10065413)
And you somehow just became more white...

Not news to me.

http://collectionofawesome.files.wor...1989.gif?w=562

ghak99 10-08-2013 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063945)
I could bang the hell out of some meth whore and not worry. Well, there's still AIDS and the herp. Maybe not.

No worries. The foot cream should be two isles over from her usual.

Eleazar 10-08-2013 10:23 PM

magic shave

Cephalic Trauma 10-08-2013 10:28 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bla...d1_3767181.jpg

Garcia Bronco 10-08-2013 10:34 PM

Lol...Don't be jealous.......Yo.

Gravedigger 10-08-2013 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10065347)
Native Americans are not amused

You mean Redskins?

Cephalic Trauma 10-08-2013 10:39 PM

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp...ack-people.PNG

ThaVirus 10-08-2013 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065153)
A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

That's pretty funny.

Psyko Tek 10-08-2013 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063864)
I like my women like I like my coffee.

ground up and in the freezer?



go to t-shirt hell for the shirt



can't find it, but that is where I stole it from

rabblerouser 10-08-2013 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10063897)
Not amused and I'm white.

Get over it.

Racism is funny.

Ha. ha. ha.

get it?

listopencil 10-09-2013 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10064397)
You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.


I also have boiling water?

rabblerouser 10-09-2013 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10066148)
I also have boiling water?

jump in!!

:drool:

rabblerouser 10-09-2013 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10065963)

wow...

mdchiefsfan 10-09-2013 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10063292)
Ban black people?



I kid........... black people love me.

Yea I have a black friend too









:popcorn:

Jerm 10-09-2013 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065528)

LOL

Baby Lee 10-09-2013 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10063369)
:LOL:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zQ00laVt62c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wanna know something REALLY WHITE?!?!

Still Married

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/121...0A760B0D811297

Tribal Warfare 10-09-2013 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065528)

Kids Incorporated

ThatRaceCardGuy 10-09-2013 06:14 AM

White people getting jiggy wit it..bwhahhahahahhahhahah.


No racial*

Baby Lee 10-09-2013 06:17 AM

Can't hold out any longer, this thread SCREAMS for this gif

http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif


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