I have an extra ticket for Sunday's game
 

I know there is a ticket section but it is a ghost town. If mods think the thread needs to be moved there please do so.

I am NOT selling this ticket. Whoever ends up with it just gets the pleasure of sitting with me, and a free ticket.

The guys I usually go with all got sand in the vagina for this weekend, so I have a single extra ticket - I am sure there will be plenty of people willing to go, so don't be mad if you aren't the one~ I will be arriving early and traded 2 other tickets to some needy fans for a tailgate, if you would like to be included in the tailgate I think that is fine, if not, you need to meet me and walk in with me when we go in. If you live in Central MO, you are welcome to ride with me to and from the game, but I stay for the whole game, and park across the street so I can GTFO when its time to go.

330, row 7 so, upper bowl tickets.

Criteria -

Can't be a ****in douche.
Please don't be a sloppy drunk.
Must wear red and yell your lungs out.


That's pretty much it.

Post in the thread if you wish, or PM me, either way. I will post when the ticket is given away.

Generous offer, and nice seats.

Well done.

No homo/

Are you a douche?

TBH I have only ever sat in the 100's sections, except for once in the club level. So this will be a first up top. I am told there is no bad seat in arrowhead.

not.

Must have sweet chest tattoo. You should add that. :D


Seriously awesome offer though man.....just giving you shit.

Your criteria are way too strict. I doubt that anyone here will qualify.


Is transportation included in your kind offer? Would you consider flying me in from Denver?

Nah I got that shit covered.

man, if i lived there i'd soo take you up on that

good guy hometeam

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Dickshrun will blow you

Let's tailgate. My Criteria - same as yours.

nice offer....

In for ticket. Wait, what's sloppy drunk?

He's Suzie Kolber, you are Joe Namath

Sloppy drunk is being drunk as **** to the point of annoyance.

I do not want to have to babysit someone, or have my time ruined because I chose to give a ticket to a chiefs fan instead of taking someone local who I know, who is not really a fan.

or someone that tries to kiss you.

Sure, this too.

Joe Namath need not apply~

Pm sent

I don't ever get that drunk. I do usually harass and charm pretty girls a lot. If that's a problem, don't pick me.I have never been in a fight nor puked in Arrowhead. I have never posed for a picture with Belly Boy that I can recall.

must include pics of you in a Leather Thong.

Yeah, that's never annoying.

ticket is gone.

Wish I had more to give away

It's actually fun. I draw the line somewhere north of annoying. They have to play along or it's not fun for me.

Winnah - I bribed him with pulled pork. Hard to compete with that.

You sound like a man who could get Clay laid

How funny would it be if home team was a Hootie mult.

he is... the tattoo was a throw off

Bring that by our tailgate please.

So at what point does it fail to be fun for you? When they start to scream for Jesus?

that's the funnest part.

you know you are doing it right

When they have no sense of humor or roll their eyes at me and walk away, it kind of sucks. But I can usually make a pretty girl smile at a bare minimum.

LMAO
I've heard about this..

I call bullshit on not posing with Belly Boy

Hard to pose with himself
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man, i wish i'd not been working my ass off all day and just now saw this.


/no homo for hometeam ;)

Well, shit.

Yeah, you're out.

Life on life's terms, brah.

Hate to hear the ticket is gone. If I was to get the ticket I was going to show my gratitude by buying you a new Ford of your choice.

If I lived closer I would take you up on thiis

If he gave me the ticket and I pass it on to you?

you guys gonna have sex?

Probably not on the first date.

keeps missing his mouth while drinking?

I'll be there if you are down
send me a pm
I'll post in this thread when the offer is accepted

That's never happened to me that I can recall.

You have to buy me dinner and a movie first - or Chiefs tickets.

I don't have a spare ticket
parking lot?

Nice gesture, have fun. I was looking at tickets and came very close to making a trip out of this game. But I needed at least three tickets. I would've spent too much money

define sloppy
does this mean I cant pass out & piss myself again ?

No can do. :hmmm: He didn't say anything about sharts though

WTF?

That's just the beginning :evil:

good man!

have fun!

Anyone know if the gates are opening at 730 a again?

Yes, they are.

you guys wanna meet up?

Have fun today.

He doesn't drink so my plan of getting him liquored up and a pic of the finished tat bombed.