Hey everybody with 50,000+ posts!
 

Isn't that super secret message that pops up when you hit 50,000 the best thing ever? Yeah, you all know what I'm talking about!

Oh, do the rest of you not know? Yeah, you need 50,000 posts to know what the message says. Sorry. Keep plugging away at it! You'll get there one day!

Where's 58-4ever when ya need him?

Why? He's not in the 50,000 club. He wouldn't know. He's one of you people

"Congratulations on your 50,000th post! Eat a bag of dicks."

I remember that being incredibly lame compared to the access to the secret CP underground that I received at 100k.

Yes, I'm only the member.

Well, out of the "registered users," anyway.

Bitch yay.

baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaaaaa

DON'T BELITTLE MY SUCCESSES

I want him to neg rep you for this stu-, erm, interesting thread.

The secret CP underground is having a drink and a laugh as we lean back into our plush Corinthian leather armchairs.

Of course I'm posting this from my "regular" account.

I mean, my post boy is.

We call you people "normies"

must be lonely up there in 150k post world.

Just me and 72 virgins.

the fact that they are still virgins says it all. :doh!:

There's 73 of you guys?

Congrats. Now, get a life.

lmao

Pile on!!!!:evil:

:LOL:

Unfortunately you lose your dick at 100,000 posts.

LMAO

I saw that message a couple months ago...IT WAS ****ING AWESOME.

I might see that message if I hang around for another 25 years or so.

I'm thinking about screen capping it, blowing it up, and putting it in a picture frame over top the portrait of my family.

I'll get there in 2014.

Oh yea! Well we "normies" call you unnormies.

Lol, white people. So silly. Let me sing you the song of my people:

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Everytime i see your post count im in awe.

I don't know how you do it. That's amazing man.

Look at how long i've been here and look at my shitty post count.

Understanding how you got that many posts is like trying to understand the universe.

Poor Awesome.

I shudder to think what you are using it for now.

I don't have it anymore. It disappeared. It went to dick heaven.

Or a black hole.

I like to think it phased into another dimension where I have two dicks now.

I was going to make a snide comment about how you have no life, then I realized I'm closing in on 50,000 myself.

Sigh.

Any non-bag-o-dick hints on what this super secret message is? I'm curious, but given my 174 posts in 10 years, I calculate I will see the message if I am still posting in 2,890 years.

I better pick up my pace

thamks that just made my ****et list

Space, the final frontier.

It's going to take me over 1500 years to get there :-(

Ooooohhhhhhhhh, I get it.

Some day. Some day

Is it anything like the message you get when you score 1 million points in Guitar Hero???(NSFW language!)

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73 if you count yourself

I used to be in the top 25 posters here. Now I'm not even in the top 100. I don't know how you can keep going day after day and not get tired of it for a bit.

Its going to take me another 8 maybe 9 years to hit that magical threshold...

NOOOOOO

I don't know if this is true of the other mega posters, but I didn't post much on CP for a couple years due to finishing up grad school.

I've had a lot more free time in the past two years or so. If I had to guess, I've probably put in 15-20K posts in that timespan. Not only did I have extra time to distract myself at the office, but I was keeping up with SOC and Geno Mania last year, and this year it's really tough for me to NOT soak up every bit of Chiefs news and talk that I possibly can.

But life has a way of changing, and I'm sure I'll reach a point where I'll go back to logging in only once or twice per week.

So many virgins, so little time.

Man I just don't get it. How is it possible to waste that much time on here! I feel like lurking is enough like work.

I don't recall there being any message.

You've always had two dicks. The trick is they belong to two other guys and they're inside you.

I doubt that I will ever get to 50,000 posts.

Did it tell you how many hours of your life you wasted at 150K ??

I got up to 5000 once, but now I'm counting them backwards.

46 years to 50,000. I'll be pushing 88.

There are plenty of days where I post very little, if any. I've even taken weeks off of posting numerous times. Gamethreads and pissing matches are where you can really start racking them up.