Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.
 

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

• All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
• I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
• Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
• Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
• if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
• You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)

theelusiveeightrop:

I happen to really like Mavericks Ace, theelusiveeightrop, Tribal Elder, and AussieChiefsFan.

I have no idea how Aussie is in this, but I would be surprised if he didn't win.

He didn't post until Oct. 2012. He was qualified.

theelusiveeightrop FTW

It's Aussie and it's not even close.

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!

The early vote looks to be a Sorter type landslide for Aussie.

I really got a laugh at that part of the OP - I'm sure all of these candidates are all new accounts.

Give me a ****ing break, dude.

The only people that are worth a crap on that list aren't even n00bs. The **** is this shit

Vote for Maverick, the greatest CPer ever.

He is my angel of mercy.

Same word verbiage I've used every year, Thats actually directed at vets creating mults to vote.

I don't know what you are talking about. Read the rules. They are qualified.

It's bugeater. He isn't happy if he isn't bitching.

I'm voting for myself, is that douchey? DGAF.

Aussie joined in March of 2012...he has 11,000 posts for crissakes.

Maybe to some. But not against the rules.

He didn't post until Oct. 2012. Less than 50 posts by Oct. 2012. Those were the announced rules before any nominations. Wanna bitch, bitch. The rules were followed, no exceptions were given.

Did I win?

LMAO That's just dumb. Whatever...stupid contest just got stupider.

**** the academy!

Damn you are bitchy lately. I nominated him. You wanna bitch about it then bitch at me you gawdamnednebraskan.

That's because in Australia they use the metric system. In American, that's like 127 posts.

As the campaign manager of theelusiveeightrop, I would like to point out this candidate's quality baseball posting and drug management to endure KC Royals baseball. He continues to enjoy KC sports with the tenacity and intensity that more on CP should embody. His ability to self medicate, with actual drugs, provides him the solace he needs to continue to be a member of this community and a life long KC fan.

To all those looking for a salute to a true KC fan and stand up man, a vote for theelusiveeightrop, is a vote for the RIGHT n00b.

A vote for him will award you a nice Casino Cash reward.

A vote for Aussie?! Come on, most of you hate immigration into this country and are conservative assholes who hate anyone foreign. If he was looking to enter into this country, most of you would shoot him down....literally.

I ask those voting for Aussie to reconsider voting for this commie bastard! Change in votes can be directed to BigRedChief.

The hell you say? He would be welcomed with open arms because he would join legally. Plus he would come straight to KC and we would throw a party for him as well as treat him to a Chiefs game.

But he isn't. /Campaign fail

And a Royals' game.

Poll must be rigged. AlexSmithDyansty should have 3000 votes by now.

I guess we could do that as well if he wants.

Am I mistaken? Is he not also a Royals' fan?

...and the party would be headlined by Tech N9ne and the Strange Music crew! Damn, can I change my vote to Aussie?

He probably is.

This is why I can't get anyone else to run this thing. Luv tried and got hammered. SPchief got thrashed. Even Gonzo took some grief.

Rules are publicly posted before nominations have begun. The rules are followed. And still people bitch. :shake:

Know your audience...

Once a vote is cast, there is no going back. Many a voter used their vote too early after a better bribe came up.

Accusing the Academy of malfeasance?

http://cdn.relaxpics.com/show/216383...XSQh5BD8_c.jpg

Dude, I made inquiries to see if I could make the Arrowhead thing happen.:shake:

need to be more specific on the casino cash.

That is true...unless you take bribes as well.

People PM me and we discuss the amounts. No need to mention here. People negotiate.

This is horseshit. Aussie's music choice sucks and his bands aren't even spelled correctly!

Your wish campaign manager. I'll keep it out of the OP.

Bribes......me....
http://cdn.seo-hacker.com/wp-content...ocked-Face.jpg

Both Aussie and Prison Bitch were in last year's poll. That alone should make them ineligible for this year's poll.

He shouldn't have been. He barely had any posts at that time.

His problem for not posting.

It's early this year due to the playoffs, It's cool.

**** I didn't see Aussie before I voted.

The rules were announced before any nominations were made. If you don't like that just STFO and leave the thread. This is a stupid non serious thread. You want to get serious, take it elsewhere.

Shut the **** out!:LOL:

^seems like a solid poster^
i vote for dlawilliams.
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it's a tough vote. A case could be made for all
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Shout the **** out.
Posted via Mobile Device

Is that what it means? I thought it was a combo of shut the **** up and get the **** out.

Just remember who's providing Casino Cash and nudez for votes....



theelusiveeightrop

You multi-quoting foreigner! Taking up all this thread with that garbage!

Nominations are closed. Unless Bugeater wants to nominate an overlooked N00b?:rolleyes:

i'll go with bug's call...he's a level headed guy.
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You are not being successful Mr. Campaign manager. You should get a consultant to help you draft a master plan or something.:hmmm:

No he's not.

We get along great...

ROFL Well played sir, Well played!:thumb:

We'll make a late surge.

When does this shit end?

And those voting for Aussie, I'm embarrassed. Awarding this prestigious award to someone who's never been to the US, let alone the promise land known as KC.

And with this gif I would like to announce that unless there is an objection I will be the campaign manager for this fine candidate to be N00b of the year. Yes, I did capitalize the N in N00b of the year. Because finally, we have a candidate worthy of a capital N.

http://img.pandawhale.com/32183-Lake...t-gif-phtM.gif

Objection, on the grounds that his candidacy is fraudulent.

well, shit, I was just about to ask you to be my campaign manager. You kept me going my first few months here. :(

I could just add your quote to the above post. But I'll just post this again.

http://img.pandawhale.com/32183-Lake...t-gif-phtM.gif

You were my obvious choice until I realized the possibility of a Kenyan Australian born N00b of the Year candidate could get through the election.

I sir, feel outclassed.

Well done

Oh, and when I was looking at last year's poll I was shocked at the lack of love for Strongside, he is as solid as they come.

(no homo)

And the big dog beating up on the other n00bs gets a top flight campaign manager.

The other n00bs better get Phobia or some other big dog on board or this thing is over.

This is true.

And here I thought we have amazing fans who MEANT it when they yelled "HOME OF THE CHIEFS." And here you are, voting for some foreigner. Unpatriotic dicks.