Bye week comes as blessing for the MVP, whose wife is expecting fifth child
 

Bye week comes as blessing for Chiefs’ Colquitt, whose wife is expecting fifth child
By KATHLEEN GIER
The Kansas City Star
Dustin Colquitt is having a lot of fun right now and rightfully so.

On the field, he’s having one of his better statistical years, averaging 44.7 yards a punt with 26 downed within the 20-yard line for the undefeated Chiefs. Off the field, he and his wife, Christia, are set to welcome their fifth child to their family during the bye week.

“I just dialed up to the maker and said we need it on the bye week if possible,” Colquitt said. “… When the schedule came out, as a Christian man I thought, that could not have been better timing.”

After the bye week, he’ll have another big family event, facing his brother Britton, who punts for the Broncos. Denver, 7-1, will play host to the 9-0 Chiefs on Sunday night Nov. 17.

“We talk all the time. I steal stuff from him, he steals stuff from me. If we see something on film we try to talk and communicate that,” Colquitt said. “I get so nervous playing him just because that is my little brother and I’ve tried to beat him up my whole life and put him in his place. So when he’s out here with a job to do, I’m praying ‘Please let him have a good punt.’”

Colquitt’s successes on the field haven’t come easy though. He punts three days a week, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, and refuses to quit until he’s pleased with his performance.

“If I’m struggling in practice I punt until I get it right because I know that it is crucial in the game,” Colquitt said. “If you can lock down offenses like we’ve been doing by our gunner play and our interior protecting and getting down and blocking we really limit what they do from an offensive standpoint.”

Then you add in Ryan Succop, who has made 18 of his 21 field-goal attempts and all 23 PATs. But his kickoffs have helped the Chiefs lead the AFC with an average defensive start from their opponents’ 23-yard line.

“Our kicker and punter allow us to have great field position to start on defense,” Chiefs coach Andy Reid said. “They are doing a nice job of making teams drive long fields.”

For example, this past weekend, each of Buffalo’s 12 drives started inside their own 21, with six touchbacks and three starts inside the 13.

Colquitt says the defense’s hard work has encouraged him to step up as well.

“When they’re playing like that, it’s actually gotten me in trouble a couple times because I try to be really aggressive and get it inside the 2-yard line instead of the 10,” Colquitt said. “I’m trying to be a little more aggressive because those guys are pinning their ears back and it’s third and 10 and they’re still inside the 5. That is what you go for as a punter. You’re trying to bury them deep.”

The MVP is pretty good ****ing denver signed his brother.

he mentioned our ace gunners yo

Another good Catholic family/Phyllis Rivers

Dude only punts three days a week. We know what he is doing the other four.

5? That man just can't stay out of it. Hitt'n hit and kick'n it.

Five kids and he's only 31 years old. Guess punting isn't the only thing he is an MVP in. LMAO

Giving the old lady another punt in the c**t

Dustin Duggar

One of them i hope will be the next chiefs punter after he retire.

When he says 'maker' he means penis.

He can really down it deep in the other end...

5 kids?
he's pinned her back against her own goal line a few times it appears

Apparently, he's got a good long snapper at home, too.

Doctor will probably have to call for a Fair Catch when the baby pops out

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When the lace(s) are out, he makes her shout.

with only a 4.5 hang time..?

....that's MVP sperm.

cmon honey!!!

..let's play roughing the kicker!

if there are complications (which I hope there aren't), is it considered a botched snatch?

I actually groaned out loud.

MVP punter??? ROFL bullshit

There's gonna be a Colquitt in the NFL in 20 years. LMAO

Dude Colquitt pulling out a long time ago.

Dustin really loves a good muff.

LMAO

BOOM! lol
nicely done

I'm still very hopeful that either this offseason or during next season we restructure both him and Tamba to free up the necessary cap room to re lock up EB Houston and Poe, and to lock up Cooper. Assuming we don't resign BA and also praying we can somehow restructure D Bowe as well even if it's just a few mil a year he's getting a FAT chunk if change. If this can happen we will be in really good shape capwise, and that is one of the most important parts of having a great wealth of young talent, think about what Houston has had to do restructuring their roster because their cap was a nightmare. I believe the same will happen either this offseason or next with SF and SEA so we cannot fall victim to the cap.

Poe (sounds strange to say it) and Houston are musts.

NSFW


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That's the beautiful problem we have is I believe all 4 are musts, but Dorsey has proven he is worthy of letting us trust him so I'm sure he is well aware of our upcoming resignees and will handle his business.

5 kids already! Dustin is outkicking his coverage in bed

*cue the clown car music*

He should probably consider just letting the next one dribble into her end zone.

he probably tried a pooch kick once or twice, but he wife wasn't 'into that'.

I CAN'T EVEN imagine what having 5 kids would be like. HOLY HELL! I have none and do not plan on having any. More power to anyone who has children, much less 5 of them.

n00b

LMAO

Post #40 and no pictures of his ho?!

Disappointed.