Crazy Cheating Stories
 

Let's hear 'em.

At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?

My buddy caught his wife screwing HIS divorce lawyer by climbing in a tree at their house one night and taking pictures through the window.

It was on TV

A friend of mine worked for an ad agency. His boss sent him on a Saturday business trip to LA. He left the house for the airport at 8AM, at 9AM the plane didn't make it to the airport, had to land in Chicago for repairs, so his flight was cancelled. Returned home by 10AM, his boss who sent him on the trip is in his bed, with his wife, and both his kids were in the house.

Then on Monday his boss fired him, and his wife moved in with him and took both kids with her.

He hadn't been unfaithful to her, and was a great father. Just a suck deal for him. He got the kids back in a custody battle.

My buddy cheated on his first wife back in the day and found out he got the clap. The thing was he had shacked up with his old lady a few times after he hooked up with this chick. So knowing that he gave his wife an std he had to act quick. He didn't wanna go to their doctor so he orders some drugs from Canada. He actually got the anti biotics surprisingly and then got her drunk one night and the next day when she was hungover he asked her if she wanted an aspirin and she said yes so he gave her the pill instead. She gulped it down no problem and never found out she had it LOL. Crafty but yea shady as hell.

Did I mention women can be evil backstabbing bitches????

Christ- and a healthy wrongful termination lawsuit as well, no?

Probably one of those times is best to not be a gun owner.

Damn...talk about a shitty boss.

Here's a whole bunch of them: http://shesahomewrecker.com/

I would be furious. :cuss:

The Ad Agency ended up giving my friend a very healthy settlement to keep him from suing them. His boss the wife screwer was a partner in the firm, but there were other partners in the firm too. The boss got kicked out of the firm about two years later. His ex wife married ex-boss about a week after the divorce settlement, then divorced the boss about six months later -because she caught him in bed with one of his ad agency employees, in their house, in their bed.

The guy was the walking definition of adultery. And she got a taste of her own bitter medicine.

My friend is now re-married to a lady who raises horses, and the kids are both in high school and doing great.

What's his bosses name? We should make his life miserable. This story just pisses me off.

A local teacher here was married to this chick I went to school with. They got married had a kid, and he had a friend visit. Friend was going to stay on the couch. Well, teacher guy thought it was a brilliant idea to bump uglies with his friend ON THE COUCH...IN THEIR LIVING ROOM....WITH THE WIFE AT HOME.

Brilliant!

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Holy shit what a mess!

was the friend a dude? NTTAWWT

Probably not, but I can't prove it either way. :evil:

Paging MTG....

I went to high school with a kid that was one of the most timid little wall flowers I’ve ever met and when the dumbass screwing his skank wife bragged out it him he shot the guy dead.

This happened somewhere outside of KC, and happened in 1998, so it's been a long time.

My friend is much better off now. His wife is awesome, she's blonde, pretty, and is in great shape from riding horses. So he's traded up by a long shot.

That makes me feel better, people shouldn't be able to get away with that shit, it's ****ing wrong.

When hiring his attorney did he say something like "I really want you to screw her over"?

Too much backstory and detail to post from my phone..but I got a good story about a friend and the mess he was in. Ill post it later.

Jealousy (and marriage) is overrated.

friend was on the brink of divorce; he either followed her (or hired someone, I can't remember), to her weekly gals night. Turns out she was going there for drinks and would take guys out to their cars and blow them. Like, multiple guys per night, per week.

or something ****ing insane like that.

Holy shit thats ballsy as hell ROFL

have her number?

You don't happen to recall where the gals went for the weekly gals night, or what day of the week?

My story is similar to this but girl A was moronically let in ROFL. Lets just say shit hit the ****ing fan .

I was 20 and began hearing rumors that my girl might be stepping out on me. We had a long talk and hashed things out. I loved her so I told her we could get past this. FF about 6 months and I start hearing the rumors again so I go and break up with her.

A month or so later I get a wedding invitation from her... and my "best friend".

Oooooohhh.

Did you send them a letterbomb as a gift?

LMAO

****.

Did you attend? You would have had ample opportunity for mischief.

I bet your idea of a crazy cheating story is test driving a prius.





























that's a big oil joke for the slower amongst you.

or filling up a '69 Camaro with a 454 double Holley set up.


Donger's a whore.

That's really disappointing.

My wife and I used to go over to our best friends' house across the street and play Monopoly all the time. Best friend's wife was pretty good looking and we were very comfortable around each other.

One time we're playing Monopoly, and my wife goes to the store with best friend for more drinks. Me and the other guy's wife are left there.

Long story short she goes to the bathroom and I took an extra $500 bill from the bank and stashed it.

Cheating is wrong, but I bought houses for my yellow properties after that.

lulz

CHEATER!!!!!!!!!

LMAO I remember being in a team Monopoly game when I was in HS with some buddies. Like 4 teams of 2 with a $50 fee per team entry fee, winner take all. Me and my buddy had it planned out ahead of time to take some money from another Monopoly game I had at home and sneak it into the game. About 5 minutes after paying the banker for something with the money from the other game he went to get money back from the bank to give to someone at which time he noticed that there were a few large bills in there that didn't match the rest of the Monopoly money. Who knew they didn't make the money all the same for every Monopoly game ever made :shrug: :facepalm:

you conveniently left out the part where you rolled up the $500 and snorted blow off of her ass in the bathroom.

Bronco cheater.

A few years back I started dating this Spanish chick. Without a doubt the hottest chick I've been with. For about 4 months me and that girl had some fun if you know what i'm saying.

I get an email one night from (myname)@gmail.com. It's not an e-mail I created. Turns out she was married, the e-mail was a death threat from her husband.
She did a good job hiding that from me because I was oblivious. Or maybe I didn't care because that was some fine ass.

Either way the situation got harry. He was an ex-marine that worked as security for like the president or white house or some shit like that. Or so he said at least. It made since because she
eventually told me that's why I never saw him. he had to travel all over for work.

In one of the e-mails he listed exact times I left my house and what I was wearing for a two week period in attempt to scare me. At this point I didn't give two shits about the girl.
No ass is worth that mess. But I wasn't about to take any shit from that guy either. I told him he could have the slut and made a threat of my own if he didn't back off.

Funny thing was, one night I was over at her place (his place) doing the deed and I pulled out and bust all over her (his) Oakland Raiders blanket. This was before I found out she was married.
I should note as soon as I found out I stopped talking to her basically.

As hilarious as that last point was. I feel bad for the guy. I would have raged myself.

That's not cheating, cocaine supercedes all matrimonial obligations. It's a helluva drug

Guy I knew but wasn't friends with got married to a cute blonde and had a girl. 6 months later she tells him she's moving out with her boyfriend. 6 months after that, she tells him she wants a DNA test to prove fatherhood. You can imagine how that turned out.

Since the Missouri state rules you're automatically deemed the father upon birth he still had to keep paying child support. For a child that wasn't his.

Easily the funniest part of the story.

I don't get it. Why would she ask for a paternity test if he's already paying her child support?

I can make a claim that few others can, yet somehow, it doesn't make feel all that special. Two years ago on Nov. 10, I asked a woman to be my gf after we had seemingly been hitting it off beautifully and she said YES! Two days later, she banged a pirate. Not a real pirate, but one that dresses like one and goes to the Ren-Fest. 5 days after that, I got an email dump. She just needed time for herself, she said. I found out about the pirate a month later, and was floored that it took just two days for her to betray me. As far as I know, they are still together. I hope she gets splinters from his peg leg. :banghead:

Boyfriend wanted to know.

Couldn't he have taken the test himself?

if he won the pay-for-my-baby lottery

That's a good point, I don't know all the particulars. Just heard all the updates secondhand. for all I know that may have been what actually happened and how the ex husband did learn.

lol and right on dude!

So I do have a story of my own but let me preface this with: women are crazy.

So I was out one night with some friends (I was in my early 30s, not a super young guy) and we went to a house party. The party was pretty lame with people in different rooms, drinking and whatnot. I was single at the time and if you are a single guy, you are always looking for your next girlfriend. So I walk into one of the rooms and there's like 4 chicks sitting around looking bored as shit. This one gal jumps up out of her seat and is all like "Hi, I'm so-and-so, blah, blah, blah...." She's not bad looking either, she was a solid 7 or so out of 10. She wasn't all that young either, maybe in her mid thirties?

Long story short she tells me she's just recently divorced and so we start dating and having a bang fest immediately. And, it was fun. The thing is she could never do the normal date thing. She always had scheduling problems. She had kids so I thought that was pretty normal, yah know, single mom and working full time. So we'd get together over at my friends house or over at her friends house and I even banged her in her mini van.

Well, it finally comes out that she's not divorced. She's married. I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED. But she's all like "I'm filing for divorce." I immediately put the brakes on the relationship.

I don't **** other guy's wives (or girlfriends for that matter). Period. I wouldn't do that to another guy, and I damn sure would be destroyed if my wife ever did that to me. So, I don't play that game.

So she's all like "don't worry about it, I'm filing for a divorce." but then her story changed from that to "I'm still living with the my husband, he wants to stay married but I want a divorce...."

I just couldn't keep seeing her. I was starting to see another gal at that time so me, being the pushover guy that I am and not wanting to hurt her feelings said "well, I have someone else so I'm ending the relationship."

So what does she say? "That's ok with me, we can still see each other."

Two different guys I know both living in the same town (and who know each other) had frighteningly similar stories. Their wives, both mothers, in their 30s/40s, cheated on them. Both women filed for divorce / left their husband (and KIDS!) to go be with the other guy (not the same other guy, just to be clear).

Both other guys do the exact same thing -- "uhhh....yeah, I just wanted your pussy, not the rest of the package" and they were both left with no husband and no boyfriend.

Absolutely CLASSIC.

One situation didn't turn out too badly, as the ex husband/wife get along reasonably well for the sake of the kids (they are divorced however). The other one is a disaster. She was expecting to get custody (and therefore a crowbar into the guy's wallet) which in Massachusetts is damn near guaranteed. Problem is she was so obviously an incredibly crappy mother that the husband got FULL custody. No happily ever after for that whore.

Hopefully the kids disown the cheating parent. I know I would have if either of my folks had pulled that crap.

Ok, two guys I knew well in high school (Guy A and Guy B). We were part of a group of friends that ran together. After high school, both guys get married and have a kid. Guy B starts swinging with Guy A and his wife. After a while Guy A's wife and Guy B fall for each other and each leave their respective spouses so the can marry...which lasts only a few months.

Oh yeah, after a few years, Guy A is charged with child molestation with his daughter. I'm still friends with Guy B, although I see him infrequently.

****ing cheaters.

Whats your story?

Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.

Ruh Roh Raggy

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I guy I played softball with in the 1980's found his wife in bed with another woman. He divorced her because she wouldn't let him join in.

They were doomed anyway...

I thought this was a broncos thread

I was helping coach my little cousin's baseball team one summer and the head coach's wife was really into me (flirting, sending sexts, nudes, etc).

Through the summer she had gotten close with my parents and aunt/uncle. One night they're all drinking on the deck in the backyard. I was in the basement and told her to say she's using the restroom -- and visit me instead.

She came down, sucked me off -- and it was one of those healthy loads you feel bad about. Like I had been holding it in since birth. She swallowed like a champ.

Later on I heard she told my aunt (while she was crying) that I was upstairs blocking the entrance to the bathroom. I then proceeded to pull my pants down and told her to suck my dick..LMAO

Needless to say I never spoke to her again and I can't imagine I was the only guy she cheated with.

so what happened?

Family drama time at the hospital with both families there, dude skipped out right then and ended up getting a divorce.

At least he was smart enough to just move on but he was pretty excited about the kid thing and got just crushed and humiliated.

ROFL

That's Seinfeld's point to Costanza: lesbians aren't that cool because they're not into you. Costanza couldn't figure that concept out.

I expected this thread to be about Denver's offensive pick routes

I'm a professional lurker on this board but couldn't resist telling this story. I was seeing this girl (Audrey) for a short period of time. I could tell she was crazy, but I was thinking most women were crazy and it wasn't that big of a deal.

My friends and I needed a roommate, and she was looking for a place. She ended up renting the room next to mine.

After she moved in, I found out she was off her ass crazy. I broke relationship ties with her after I found out she was nuts.

That night I heard a ruckus coming from her bedroom. I went in to see what the hell was going on.... and there was Tyrone Braxton of the Denver Broncos buttoning up his shirt.

He was saying, " Na bitch you better find my ring."

I proceeded to think nothing of it because I didn't know it was Tyrone Braxton at the time and went back to bed. When I woke up, she had his SB ring and was looking at it in the sun light. It was shimmering sun rays all over the living room.

I told her to get that ring back to him and she got her dad's lawyer to take it to him.

They still ended up seeing each other after that.

One day I realized how peaceful it had been at the house and realized she had been gone for a couple of days. Nice!

That day, I saw a mug shot with her and Tyrone on ESPN!

They all got busted with a bunch of cocaine in some hotel/apartment!

She ended up moving in with Tyrone after that.

I guess she really didn't cheat on me, but it was hours close to cheating, and I figured with it being Donkey week it was a good story.

That's a great story in general, but it's even better when you consider that Tyrone Braxton is right up there with Sam Cassell in the looks department.

Dude, it said in this story that Audrey was a whore. Lucky she didn't give you AIDS.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2686656

lol

mugshot pics

BS

Story #1: My ex and I didn't have sex on our honeymoon. She was on her period, and while we would often do it when that was the case, often we wouldn't, because she had sometimes had bad ones (pmdd). We have a mostly okay week, but a lot of tension. Not the sexual kind. So flash forward to the end of the honeymoon. We come home. We're fighting. The next day she disappears and I suspect she's banging somebody else. On the day after our honeymoon. She confirmed it later when we split.

Story #2: The summer we started dating, I left to work at Interlochen, a summer music and arts camp in Michigan. It would have been so easy to score there. But I didn't. I was in the first "serious" relationship of my life (at 23 years of age) and we were exclusive.

Flash forward six years, when we separate, and she tells me she slept with all of her roommates that summer. Which didn't either surprise or bother me at that point. I'd come to expect that of her.

But goddamn was I pissed that I hadn't hooked up with anybody in Michigan that summer.


Missed opportunities are always the worst.

Yeah somebody has no idea how antibiotics work.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2686656


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Wow...