Ladies and Gentleman, we have a hilarious mission: get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl.
 

Few things have been more infuriating this year than Jeff ****ing Allen getting his shit pushed in at LG.

But, as it has been revealed in another thread, he somehow leads the AFC in Pro Bowl votes for a guard.

Folks, this has to happen.

It is time for ChiefsPlanet to troll the NFL.

It is time we get arguably our worst starter on either side of the ball into the Pro Bowl.

Here is where you go to vote:

http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot

1. Just vote for the one position if you want. No need to vote every position if you're looking to speed up the process.
2. Click on Guards, select Jeff Allen. He'll be at the top. LMAO
3. Then you scroll to the bottom, and click on "submit ballot."
4. Then it will ask you if you want to vote again. You can vote as many times as you want. And it takes 5 seconds.

I bet if we all vote 5 times every day, Jeff Allen will be a Pro Bowler.

Sticky this ****ing thread.

I seriously don't care what you do today or who you are. I don't care about if you're a good father, a serial rapist, or petezg23.

If we get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl somehow, you are officially one of the coolest fans the NFL has. That may not get you a free sub at Subway, but maybe your lover will spend a little more time downtown next time you two are going to Pleasuretown out of respect.

Let's.

****ing.

Do this.

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No.

can you just vote for one player and submit the ballot? obviously then do that over and over?

In.

I voted for Bowe, just to piss Pete off.

Yes, you can.

Just vote for the one position.

Click on Guards, select Jeff Allen. He'll be at the top. LMAO

Then you scroll to the bottom, and click on "submit ballot."

Then it will ask you if you want to vote again. You can vote as many times as you want.

I bet if we all vote 5 times every day, Jeff Allen will be a Pro Bowler.

I'm going to add this to the OP.

Get a Pioli pick into the Pro Bowl?

**** you, Benedict Arnold.

I'd rather work on getting Houston to the pro Bowl to make the two starting OLBs Chiefs. But to each his own.

You'll vote for Poe, and damned well like it.

Getting a good player to the Pro Bowl?

Snore.

Getting a shit-tastic player to the Pro Bowl?

****ing epic.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

I'm on board.

You can add anything that helps the cause.

If it inspires people into a pro-Jeff Allen fervor, I am staunchly in favor.

He's already the leading vote getter. Where's the challenge? This doesn't seem like a CP thing at all.

I doubt we will ever top Cassel in the pro bowl.

This seems a little different than a traditional CP style poll rigging.

I don't mind voting for the cutest baby, best hot sauce...or whatever....but Jeff Allen to the Pro Bowl....no thanks.

LMAO

he's right
my junior year we voted for the worse player, stoner, to get home coming king
and he won
just to show them popularity was ****ed

we tried to vote the least popular girl in , but the winner had ginormous cans

and I took her to the homecoming dance

If we get him to the Pro-Bowl, we might be able to get something for him in the off-season. That would be hilarious.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Post of the year. :LOL:

OK, let me get this straight. We don't like this guy. We want him off the starting line up. Yet you want to vote him into the pro bowl and get him a ****ing bonus?

WTF is wrong with you?

Don't need to replace our Pro Bowl LG. /offseason

Insert Forrest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does".

It would be funny, but he's already in first place, and fan votes are only 1/3 of it anyway

I went all out :homer:

Why is Allen so high?

Because he just rolled out of DBowes car....Oh wait

Why would I give even the slightest excuse to keep him in the lineup?

This is stupid and could backfire.

Plus it cheapens the honor for the Chiefs guys that deserve it.

It worked in the Presidential Election, it will work here!/MisDireckshun

Done

This a vote for Allen is a vote you could use for someone that actually deserves it.

Cheapen? Really.
I am not sure how you cheapen something much more than the league has done to the pro bowl already. It is not about the best players. It is about the most popular ones.
The game is not bearable to watch. It has no meaning whatsoever.

This is how you make it worse.

It would be pretty hypocritical to bitch about the Probowl's flaws while contributing to the problem.

Probably because he is the first one on that list.

These.

In.