Clint Eastwood's model daughter marries Jonah Hill's sweaty brother
 

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Talk about an odd couple....

She looks like what result from an alien ****ing Clint Eastwood.

that guy is the manager of Maroon 5 and Robin Thicke...

Is Sondra Locke her mother? Yuck.

Rob Ford?

A temporally enhanced alien stole Rob Ford's sperm and infused its DNA into an egg from Sondra Locke, then went back in time and mind****ed Clint Eastwood into impregnating Frances Fisher with it.

Her eyes are too far apart.

Sure, he's ugly, sweaty, fat and going bald.

But I hear he's got nice toes...

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Divorced by November 2015 at the very latest.

I wonder if he tried to ask Clint for his permission to marry her but all he said was "get off my lawn." If so, I don't blame them for running off and getting married.

Gross, he can do better...... Lol

He makes love to her, gingerly.

She looks like an alien.

He looks like a fat slob.

The end.

Not a lot of talent with this pair.

Reality TV coming on right after Honey Boo Boo in 5..4..

She must be the daughter of that blonds skank he had in all his lousy movies. She was hideous too. Never understood the attraction there.

She's ugly /fat slobs on cp

WHAT THE ****. WHAT THE ACTUAL ****

I'd **** that chick.

I think it is hilarious that the best picture of him out there is one where he has man boob sweat soaking through his shirt.

LMAO

Bob Dole thinks it is hilarious that multiple people in this thread appear to be denying that they'd jump at a chance to knock the bottom out of Clint's daughter.

Im not denying. Id do her from now, tell hell freezes over. & she would like it

She looks like a blonde version of the fugly bitch that played Bruce Willis' girlfriend in Pulp Fiction.

I would ask her if she could get me her dad's autograph. That's about it.

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Not my type but a much better pic, IMO.

Perfect woman!/Omaha

She's 4'10.

I don't think I've ever met an adult that's 4'10.

It's all about the money.

I used to work with a girl who was about that size. Tiny little thing. Cute, through. Much cuter that this one.

WELP

Dude would never get his incher wet without coin

He went full reerun by getting married. If I were young and loaded there is no way in hell I would get married, even if I were a fat slob.

My buddy dated a chick that size.

You live in Hollywood right? I thought there were midgets all over the place out there.

Really, it's hard to imagine that he would have any other kind.

When I lived in Houston I used to lay waste to a 4'10 girl. She was tiny, and ****in hot, but really couldn't take the full wrath~

How about the NBA players (usually seems like its NBA players) and other athletes who get hitched before they are even 25? WTF are they thinking?

How cool would it be to have Josey Wales as your fil?

It's mind-boggling.

4'10 and wides eyes?

Built for porn.

Absolutely, no decent looking woman would want to even get close enough to smell him if he wasnt loaded.

Big, sweaty slob.

I'd say the same thing could be said if 4'10" Tweety Bird, too.

I likes me some petite gals, its so easy to just flip'em all over the bed.

Who cares if she's short? She's uglier than a bulldog's asshole.

lol at CP peep's saying they wouldn't do this:

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I'd tap that "ugly bitch"...

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Nothing special, but easily within my wheelhouse.

I already said it....but **** yes.

i'd love to know the backstory/setting on how this chick was in the same room as that sloppy brother and was able to be roped into being taken to a Elvis wedding like something out of the Hangover movie

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Maybe she's hoping that he'll lose weight like Jonah did.

Not great looking, but those are some big titties.

She isn't bad, either.

Obviously the beach photos are much better. From the hideous photo in the thread starter, she looked like she'd have a stick body. She doesn't.

That was quick.

Drunken Vegas Wedding. It was annulled a day later. LMAO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-wedding.html

Ha, you can almost hear her... "OMG i've stepped waaay below my range, what was i thinking?"

Your Qing from inside the thread~

Also,

This chick might have a good body but damn wtf is up with her face. Paper bagger.

Seems as if this guys a douche anyway.

WARNING NSFW and contains fat sweaty nudes of aforementioned fat, sweaty, Hollywood guy.

http://thedirty.com/2013/11/exclusiv...IIjTHkLckjS.99

She looks pretty good to me, but then again, I like skinny blonde chicks. I know they aren't CP's cup of tea. CP prefers them fat with stretch marks for good eatin'

She's attractive enough but she has Clint's eyes. That would freak me out. Might be a deal breaker. I'd have to see her in person.

Still shouldn't have to settle for a rich, fat dude, with a lil peen. She could get a rich, loaded one that's hung like a horse I'm sure.

Edit: Alcohol and/or Cocaine.

You seem awfully interested in this mans penis size.:hmmm:

I think it would be a little scary actually.

These kids are making a mockery of traditional marriage!

Francesca Eastwood Marries Jonah Hill’s Brother in Vegas — But Is She Already Seeking an Annulment?
19 hours ago
omg!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas … until the rest of the world finds out and reports all of the details.

Francesca Eastwood, 20, who is the daughter of Clint, was Miss Golden Globe 2013, and appeared in the E! reality series "Mrs. Eastwood & Company," married Jonah Hill's older brother Jordan Feldstein, 35, in Las Vegas on Sunday, Nov. 17, according to the Clark County Recorder's Office.
"They haven't even been dating that long, but when in Vegas!" an insider told Us Weekly of the fairly recent romance.

However, it appears that in true Britney Spears style, this Vegas union is going to be short-lived. According to TMZ (which first reported the news of the nuptials), Francesca is already seeking an annulment. Hey, at least her week-and-a-half long marriage beat Britney's 55-hour one!

Us Weekly also corroborated the annulment news. A source tells the mag that the wedding happened due to "a wild night in Vegas" that happened "too quickly and [because they] were drinking a lot!" Another source added, "They didn't know what they were doing."

Fortunately, getting an annulment in Nevada isn't too hard. The only requirement is that the spouse filing must have the proper grounds for annulment, which can include lack of consent of a parent or guardian (if either party is under the age of 18), a lack of understanding or insanity, fraud, the spouses being closely related by blood, or one of the spouses being married to someone else on the day they were wed. We're guessing Francesca and Jordan are likely going to plead the "lack of understanding." There's a $147 annulment fee and once an annulment is granted, the parties were never legally considered married. The cost of a marriage license in Nevada is $60.

Omg! reached out to Francesca's rep who told us she had no information at all about the marriage or the potential annulment.

Francesca was previously involved romantically with photographer Tyler Shields (perhaps best known for his edgy photo shoots of young Hollywood stars like Emma Roberts and Lindsay Lohan). Her mother is actress Frances Fisher, which makes Francesca a half-sibling of hottie Scott Eastwood.

Fame kills another marriage.

Shocked.