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58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:07 PM

Stand Up Comedy
 
So, I've done a lot of thinking about this "art form"... I have a lot of favorites. Growing up, my dad had a traveling job. I would steal his cassette tapes of various comedians and I instantly fell in love with that whole era of comedy. I grew up listening to Carlin, Cosby, and Pryor. Over the years, my taste for comedy has evolved quite a bit. If I had to list a top 5 (current guys/girls) it would include, no certain order:

1) Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Kevin Hart
4) Joe Rogan
5) Joey Diaz

I know this has been discussed before, so the repost police can suck a dick.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:08 PM

And if I had to pick a girl, it'd be Sarah Silverman.

Simply Red 12-11-2013 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10269663)
And if I had to pick a girl, it'd be Sarah Silverman.

yes, you must have HBO.

Yes I agree - she's pretty damned cool. I'd totally go out with her.

a pp roach 12-11-2013 08:13 PM

gabriel iglesias ftw

such a down to earth dude too..funny as shit.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10269674)
yes, you must have HBO.

Yes I agree - she's pretty damned cool. I'd totally go out with her.

Plus she has big tits, can hold a conversation, and if I were a betting man, she sucks a mean dick.

POND_OF_RED 12-11-2013 08:18 PM

Gotta throw Katt Williams, Patton Oswalt and Jim Gaffigan on the list somewhere IMO.

Halfcan 12-11-2013 08:18 PM

Gallagher and his sludge-o-matic

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 10269709)
Gotta throw Katt Williams, Patton Oswalt and Jim Gaffigan on the list somewhere IMO.

Agree with all except Katt. Personal opinion I guess. Don't find him funny.

POND_OF_RED 12-11-2013 08:22 PM

I also love listening to some Lewis Black when I'm pissed off at the world.

In58men 12-11-2013 08:22 PM

Pablo Fransisco all the way

LiveSteam 12-11-2013 08:23 PM

World wide,no one gets more laughs then Obama.

New World Order 12-11-2013 08:23 PM

Sinbad should be on there.

Deberg_1990 12-11-2013 08:24 PM

Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Carlin
Bill Hicks

In58men 12-11-2013 08:24 PM

Chris Rock is good

Halfcan 12-11-2013 08:24 PM

Milton Berle

Halfcan 12-11-2013 08:25 PM

Red Skelton-unless your scared of clowns.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 10269726)
I also love listening to some Lewis Black when I'm pissed off at the world.

Dennis Leary and some old Greg Giraldo are good for that too

Deberg_1990 12-11-2013 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10269662)
So, I've done a lot of thinking about this "art form"... I have a lot of favorites. Growing up, my dad had a traveling job. I would steal his cassette tapes of various comedians and I instantly fell in love with that whole era of comedy. I grew up listening to Carlin, Cosby, and Pryor. Over the years, my taste for comedy has evolved quite a bit. If I had to list a top 5 (current guys/girls) it would include, no certain order:

1) Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Kevin Hart
4) Joe Rogan
5) Joey Diaz

I know this has been discussed before, so the repost police can suck a dick.

Chappelle was better at sketch comedy more than stand up. IMO.....

Titty Meat 12-11-2013 08:26 PM

Michael Richards

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10269730)
Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Carlin
Bill Hicks

All definitely top 10... personally love Hicks.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10269737)
Chappelle was better at sketch comedy more than stand up. IMO.....

Disagree. Killin' them Softly was one of the best ever.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:29 PM

Also underrated:

Bo Burnham
Doug Stanhope
Greg Fitzsimmons

In58men 12-11-2013 08:30 PM

Sam Kinison

Dayze 12-11-2013 08:30 PM

agree with Sinbad (wheter you were kidding or not)
Kathleen Madigan
Brian Regan
Jeremy Hotz
John Reep
Bill Burns
Louis CK
Aziz Ansari

**Edit** Iliza Schlesinger
....there was some blonde that someone recommended on here; good looking. I watched her special on Netflix and was damn good.

sfuria 12-11-2013 08:30 PM

My fave growing up was Billy Connolly. First time I heard his bit about going into cold water I laughed so hard I actually peed myself a little. As for female comedians, back in the day I really had a thing for Ellen Degeneres. She was quite hot and funny back then, u know, before she came outta the closet. And I gotta agree with the guy that said Sarah Silverman, she's got a damn nice rack.

Couldn't find the cold water one, but this one is also one of my faves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1enmyAmpik

Bugeater 12-11-2013 08:39 PM

Carlin should be #1 on everyone's list.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 10269766)
Carlin should be #1 on everyone's list.

I wouldn't argue if anyone put Carlin, Hicks, Pryor, Seinfeld, or Murphy on the top of their list.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10269747)
agree with Sinbad (wheter you were kidding or not)
Kathleen Madigan
Brian Regan
Jeremy Hotz
John Reep
Bill Burns
Louis CK
Aziz Ansari

**Edit** Iliza Schlesinger
....there was some blonde that someone recommended on here; good looking. I watched her special on Netflix and was damn good.

Yes, I left Aziz off my list. LOVE that dude.

Demonpenz 12-11-2013 08:49 PM

me
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Simply Red 12-11-2013 08:50 PM

I saw Pauly Shore about ten yrs ago and I couldn't believe how funny he was.

DJJasonp 12-11-2013 08:58 PM

Classics:

Carlin, Murphy, robin williams, Dennis Miller (Pryor and Steve Martin just dont stand the test of time for me....not sure why)

Recent: Greg Giraldo, Dave Attell, Stanhope, Bill Hicks. Hedberg,

Strongside 12-11-2013 09:02 PM

Bill Hicks.

Sorter 12-11-2013 09:02 PM

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DC.chief 12-11-2013 09:05 PM

Doug benson
Bill burr
John mulaney(sp?)
Mitch hedberg

Saul Good 12-11-2013 09:05 PM

Bob Newhart was genius.

Deberg_1990 12-11-2013 09:05 PM

I recently learned that Bob Newhart used to kill it back in the 60s.

FlaChief58 12-11-2013 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10269688)
if I were a betting man, she sucks a mean dick.

Not as good as I would have hoped

DC.chief 12-11-2013 09:08 PM

How did i forget Hannibal Buress

In58men 12-11-2013 09:11 PM

Sam Kinison

DaFace 12-11-2013 09:13 PM

I don't know that I would call them "top 5" comics, but I'm currently into:

Mike Birbiglia
Marc Maron
Chris Hardwick
Aziz Ansari (especially his new special on Netflix)
Craig Ferguson
Doug Benson

Of course, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Louis Black, and Jim Gaffigan have to make the list as well, but they're so big these days that that almost goes without saying.

DaFace 12-11-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DC.chief (Post 10269826)
Doug benson
Bill burr
John mulaney(sp?)
Mitch hedberg

Oh yeah - forgot about John Mulaney too. He's great.

sfuria 12-11-2013 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10269821)
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Lol nice, I forgot about him. My co-worker from England makes me watch him every so often while we're wiring.

BigMeatballDave 12-11-2013 09:23 PM

I listen to A LOT of comedy on Sirius. Difficult for me to make a list. Kyle Kinane is pretty funny. His 'Pancakes on an Airplane' bit is great.

BWillie 12-11-2013 09:24 PM

Chris Rock is still one of my favs

BWillie 12-11-2013 09:25 PM

Oh yeah....and everthing by Bill Burr is shit your pants funny

sfuria 12-11-2013 09:26 PM

Need more youtube clips in this thread to really enjoy it!

Sorter 12-11-2013 09:28 PM

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DaFace 12-11-2013 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfuria (Post 10269888)
Need more youtube clips in this thread to really enjoy it!

Point taken. Here's one of John Mulaney's best bits:

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sfuria 12-11-2013 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 10269903)
Point taken. Here's one of John Mulaney's best bits:

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Thank you! Thats what I'm looking for... but why can't you full screen it? :huh:

pr_capone 12-11-2013 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10269736)
Greg Giraldo are good for that too

you don't like his new stuff?

DaFace 12-11-2013 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10269971)
you don't like his new stuff?

Umm...new stuff? From Greg Giraldo?

sfuria 12-11-2013 09:51 PM

Absolute Classic:

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PunkinDrublic 12-11-2013 09:52 PM

Lil Jimmy Norton.

sfuria 12-11-2013 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfuria (Post 10269981)
Absolute Classic:

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And since my nieces have forced me to watch Shrek daily for the past 5 yrs, I can't help but watch/listen to this as donkey narrating.

58-4ever 12-11-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10269899)
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No doubt that Mencia steals jokes. I've never liked him anyway

eDave 12-11-2013 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10269663)
And if I had to pick a girl, it'd be Sarah Silverman.

Bad feet: http://www.wikifeet.com/Sarah_Silverman

Could never date her. Dat index toe. Gross.

Sannyasi 12-11-2013 10:21 PM

Patrice O'neal's Comedy Central special is on youtube and its hilarious.

cosmo20002 12-11-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10269793)
I saw Pauly Shore about ten yrs ago and I couldn't believe how funny he was.

I actually do find that hard to believe, but I went to Carrot Top in Las Vegas and he was ****ing hilarious. No one believes me but he was.

Also hilarious who I saw in Vegas a couple years ago--Louie Anderson.

Cannibal 12-11-2013 11:00 PM

Pryor
Carlin
Hicks
Rock
Williams
Seinfeld

Mrs. Loopner 12-11-2013 11:11 PM

Cheech & Chong - Santa Claus and his Old Lady

http://youtu.be/XSH9ryRzHQ4

suzzer99 12-11-2013 11:49 PM

Amy Shumer is legit hilarious. My second favorite comedian going behind Louis CK.

As far as old school: Carlin, Steve Martin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams (yeah he sucks now - but Reality What a Concept) was amazing. Diceman had his moments as well.

Dayze 12-12-2013 01:10 AM

Shumer is hilarious

007 12-12-2013 01:22 AM

Robin Williams A Night at the Met and Eddie Murphy Delirious will always be my favorites.

T-post Tom 12-12-2013 03:05 AM

NSFW

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BigMeatballDave 12-12-2013 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10270222)
Pryor
Carlin
Hicks
Rock
Williams
Seinfeld

I can tell you haven't listened to any newer comedians.

big nasty kcnut 12-12-2013 04:17 AM

Robert shimmel was damn funny. Chappelle and Pablo fransico. Eddie Griffith too almost forgot Sherrod smalls

Third Eye 12-12-2013 04:54 AM

Lenny Bruce is the godfather, IMO. He was the first, well, first well known, comedian to really push the boundaries of what standup can be. It's a shame that there isn't more surviving material.

Though far less controversial, another old school comedian that I think doesn't get the love they deserve is Jonathan Winters. Without him, there is no Robin Williams.

Obviously I'm a big Hicks fan, but he gets plenty of love.

Sadly, I don't keep up with it much anymore and I don't really know who those transcendent comedians are anymore. I like folks like Oswalt, Burr, Gaffigan, and Louie, but I don't really consider them next-level stuff. Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill was the last time I was really blown away by a performance.

I did get to see Neil Hamburger with about 20 other people at a hole-in-the-wall bar in San Diego a while back. That was fun.

blaise 12-12-2013 05:01 AM

John Pinette is also good. And I like Maria Bamford. I like when she goes into the normal voice during a joke.

Simply Red 12-12-2013 05:20 AM

NSFW-S.Silverman

BlackHelicopters 12-12-2013 07:02 AM

Dave Attell

scho63 12-12-2013 07:45 AM

My CURRENT top 5 list

1. Jim Jeffries
2. Bill Burr
3. Bill Hicks
4. Dave Attell
5. Colin Quinn

I'm not as big a fan of Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer or Kevin Hart or Patrice O'Neal as many people and I think Luis C.K is very overrated as a standup comedian vs his skit show.

Cannibal 12-12-2013 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 10270463)
I can tell you haven't listened to any newer comedians.

because they suck... IMO.

Nothing against anyone that likes the newer comedians though.

otherstar 12-12-2013 09:15 AM

I can't believe I haven't seen Bill Cosby on the list of classic comedians. He's more preachy now, but some of his early stuff is great...like Noah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bputeFGXEjA

One of the best dirty comedians has always been Buddy Hackett---NSFW for language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF5Y8kB824E

Rodney Dangerfield:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FPv2toi5og

Of the newer comedians I love most of the people already listed on here. I'm just trying to get some of classics that have been forgotten.

Fansy the Famous Bard 12-12-2013 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10269746)
Sam Kinison

My personal all-time fav.

T-post Tom 12-12-2013 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10270404)
Shumer is hilarious

She rivals Silverman. Oh man, that would be one hot three-way. Where's my lotion...

scho63 12-12-2013 10:18 AM

This new set from Bill Burr's "Let It Go" is hilarious and had water coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard!

Part 1
http://youtu.be/eKIspdaEvTw

Part 2
http://youtu.be/P-eYI05vW08

Part 3
http://youtu.be/LOWepnwJpMU

Part 4
http://youtu.be/3zouRr1SYaM

Part 5 -forgot this one
http://youtu.be/8vT50ui03Qc

T-post Tom 12-12-2013 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10270804)
This new set from Bill Burr's "Let It Go" is hilarious and had water coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard!

Part 1
http://youtu.be/eKIspdaEvTw

Part 2
http://youtu.be/P-eYI05vW08

Part 3
http://youtu.be/LOWepnwJpMU

Part 4
http://youtu.be/3zouRr1SYaM

His now infamous Philadelphia rant was pretty funny. Maybe more brave than funny. Lucky he didn't get shot.

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gblowfish 12-12-2013 10:30 AM

I am also a big time fan of stand up comedians. I would rather watch stand up than just about anything.

There's several different categories, I don't think you can really choose like "Five Best." Here's some of my all time faves, by category:

Dead Guys:
Richard Pryor
Sam Kinison
Bill Hicks
Jonathan Winters
George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield.

Pryor was the best at understanding the black perspective. Kinison was best at why you should stay single. Hicks and Carlin on politics. Winters on improvisation. Rodney was the best at one liners.

Live Guys:
Lewis Black
Jim Gaffigan
Ron White
Dave Chappelle
Chris Rock
Louis CK
Steven Wright
Bill Cosby

Guys Who Are Now Primarily Actors:
Steve Martin
Eddie Murphy
Jerry Seinfeld
Patton Oswald
Tim Allen
Robin Williams
Jim Carey
Dana Carvey
Jeff Foxworthy

Impressionists:
Kevin Pollack
Frank Caliendo
Darrell Hammond
Billy Crystal

Chicks:
Sarah Silverman
Maria Bamford
Rita Rudner
Phyllis Diller (RIP)
Ellen DeGeneris
Wanda Sykes

Musicial Comedians
Smothers Brothers
Steven Lynch
Rodney Carrington
Tim Wilson
Adam Sandler
Robert Klein

The Franchise 12-12-2013 10:32 AM

Bill Burr
Daniel Tosh
Joe Rogan
Dave Attell
Mitch Hedburg

And that's leaving out the obvious ones like George Carlin.

gblowfish 12-12-2013 10:33 AM

Ah, forgot Mitch Hedburg. That guy was fabulous.


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