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Satan Claus is Coming to Town (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=279908)

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-24-2013 07:35 AM

Satan Claus is Coming to Town

http://sheneverslept.com/newsandrevi...kerembeyit.jpg

Direckshun

12-24-2013 08:01 AM

Great story.

Compelling, and rich.

ChiefRocka

12-24-2013 08:02 AM

"snorting through his blow with some whore on his leg..."

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-24-2013 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10308388)

Great story.

Compelling, and rich.

"Water's wet, the sky is blue......and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger."

http://andygeddon.files.wordpress.co...oy-scout-2.png

cabletech94

12-24-2013 08:13 AM

poop.

duncan_idaho

12-24-2013 08:24 AM

Santa Claus as a svartalf?

How very Norse (and more authentic than most Christians would realize/want to admit).

lcarus

12-24-2013 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10308396)

"Water's wet, the sky is blue......and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger."

http://andygeddon.files.wordpress.co...oy-scout-2.png

ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-24-2013 08:35 AM

Around the holiday season when I was in 7th grade, I doodled pictures of Satan Claus dropping C4 down chimneys. It was a simpler time. An innocent time.

duncan_idaho

12-24-2013 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10308422)

Around the holiday season when I was in 7th grade, I doodled pictures of Satan Claus dropping C4 down chimneys. It was a simpler time. An innocent time.

... and if there was an afterlife, Logical would look down and smile...

lcarus

12-24-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10308422)

Around the holiday season when I was in 7th grade, I doodled pictures of Satan Claus dropping C4 down chimneys. It was a simpler time. An innocent time.

Isn't there a Satan Claus movie?

lcarus

12-24-2013 08:49 AM

Wait nvm. Found it.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV..._V1_SX214_.jpg

lcarus

12-24-2013 08:49 AM

I guess this could count too....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-31FsuiyqW1...tle+Helper.jpg

Dave Lane

12-24-2013 08:51 AM

I have a Santa Claus card I did as a funny photo. It's of a horses skull with a Santa cap. In a most bizarre scene, going to be my holiday rep thread.

Prison Bitch

12-24-2013 08:55 AM

lame thread

Imon Yourside

12-24-2013 09:44 AM

It's about spot on, dude even wears a red suit and impersonates the Messiah bringing gifts to all.

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-24-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10308449)

Isn't there a Satan Claus movie?

There are a couple more, actually. Rare Exports and Santa's Slay.

BigRedChief

12-24-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10308422)

Around the holiday season when I was in 7th grade, I doodled pictures of Satan Claus dropping C4 down chimneys. It was a simpler time. An innocent time.

Can they suspend you retroactively?

'Hamas' Jenkins

12-24-2013 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10308605)

Can they suspend you retroactively?

There are so many things we did back then that would probably cause a national uproar now.

When I was a junior in high school we spent an entire "free" period analyzing how to take over our hometown in a paramilitary strike. What to hit, when, how to get rid of the cops, defensible positions, the works. Hell, the teacher even gave us critical input on our plan.

Ahh, the Pre-Columbine era *warm and fuzzy*.

lcarus

12-24-2013 10:16 AM

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