So... what loot did you get this year?
 

So far I've only gotten to open one of my presents. I think the wife was worries that her family might think me a lunatic for putting this on my wish list.

Banana for scale.

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The knife is made by Smith & Wesson (model: CKSURG). It is 17 inches long, made of 440C steel, and is full tang (the metal extends all the way through the handle).

I'm glad we buried the hatchet. We did bury the hatchet right?

Because all I've opened so far are plaid pajama pants and they aren't going to do well against the knife.

Just don't take a knife to a gun fight.

Busted alternator in the middle of dum**** MidMo. Just got towed back home, no turkey for me tomorrow.

Bummer man!

I got to go to work.

I got a candle holder that was beautifully created by my son.

****ing ouch.

Sorry man.

Work Boots and gloves. I am pretty excited about the boots.

$300 bucks.

I had a 10 hour shift today and will have another 10 hour shift tomorrow.

So, PR, what are your intentions with the knife? Hunting, personal security, collector, just a badass knife?

they'll never let you take that in to work!!! ;)

I'm the dumbest mother****er alive when it comes to cars. I can handle 4 bolts to change out an alternator though. Was O'Reilly's already closed or something?

I am sorry to hear it though, dude. Should've towed it to my house. We could've fixed it up for you tomorrow, and I'm cooking too much food for too few people. We would've been glad to have you.

My kid had a awesome Christmas. I got one big pain in my ass. Thank god its over

Camping, hunting, and fighting the zombie horde. I have a Kershaw assisted open knife for EDC. This will spend 99% of its life in my footlocker.

I don't think they'd mind a quick show and tell but I'm sure they'd frown on my walking in with it strapped to my leg. LOL

Two of these, for starters.

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Anal rape is a horrible thing

FYP & yes it is.

I don't mind. The kids hate it though because they have to wait for me to get home in the morning. LMAO

evidently it's for banana cutting

me, I get happy faces of everybody else...

I'm GUESSING alternator, went from running fine [for years] to dead battery in ~1.5 mi. New battery bought 09/12. Got a jump at first HWY exit [High Hill] started fine, just barely made it to the next exit [New Florence].

W/in that mi/mi&1/2, first running fine, then came off cruise, then went to L3, then lights dimming, then lights out, engine still running, coast stop and engine dies on stop.

O'Reilly's etc, long closed and many many miles from where I was [though, now back home, the alternator is under warranty, O'Reilly's is 1/2 mi away, and my home charger/regulator is on the job].

Sounds like an alternator to me. Now I'm bummed, man. I wish I could at least get you a plate of the food I'm making. I normally do Ham on Christmas but this year it just so happens we're doing a bird. You said no turkey, and that's just ****ing criminal to me on Christmas. I'm only cooking because it's the only way the 3 of us in my house are gonna eat tomorrow. Nothing is open out here.

I hope it's a Merry Christmas for you anyways. I am sorry to hear the bad luck...

Guitar, wallet, beard trimmer, gloves, and a GTX 780

That too.

I got a remote control helicopter in a white elephant gift exchange. 1st to pick, last to steal from the pot. :thumb:

ZZ Top laughs at the notion that a guitar and a beard trimmer remotely go together.

My two besties so far are a "workout king" type, wick sweat away t-shirt with some awesome graphite looking graphics in the shape of a football with CHIEFS at the bottom and a smaller KC logo over the heart, and a bottle of Polo Red.

Polo Red is some wonderful stuff btw, it goes perfectly with my black, blue and greens... don't wear them often, but when i do LOOK OUT.

Its for my pubes.

LMAO

My son got a ton of amusement outta one of those from me two years ago, took it to his Marine station at Camp Pendleton where someone promptly broke it dropping it from second and third floor windows and then trying to control it lol.

He got another one to mess with this year, i could tell he got his moneys worth from the last one... don't care how old you get, every guy loves toys, wish we'd had this kinda stuff when i was young.

Eh, toying with taking the train [3 miles to the metro, might gamble on making it with a charged battery]. Also, my cousin is leaving late [has to work early shift this morning]. May hop a ride with her.

Leftovers are still good eats.

Worst come to worst, fix it when O'Reilly's opens and show up later in the week.

I'm disappointed you didn't cut up the banana...

I moved my chair before my surgery.

You're like Jax Teller with that badass knife swinging off your hip.

My wife agreed to let me get myself season tickets for next year. Of course, I am waiting to see if there is a price increase first.

I did stipulate that this "present" WILL include any home playoff games as well. :)

don't do it.. I too would've changed an altenator for you if you were close.

I have family coming from da lou tomorrow if you want I'll make a call.

I don't even know who you are any longer.

frazod came to visit?

/obligatory

...that's not an agreement, Mr.Man.

Same guy I have always been. :thumb: Just with a better job.

LMAO It works for me.

:thumb:

I got a wool neck gator...

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Only this so far and some money, opening more tomorrow.

Chiefs gear is always a great present....keys?..not so much.

Awesome. I need to find a smarter guy who can put more money in my pocket using my skills.

Yup, pretty much all i asked for.

Maybe the keys are to something nice. One of my neighbors' wife woke up to a brand new Lexus in the driveway last year. Mind bottling.

something tells me pole dancing is not your strong suit.

nothing says Merry Christmas like a car payment!

Similar to BabyLee, I had car issues today. The front rotor/pads were shot, and the back U-joint was barely moving. $450 later and I'm ready to go to family for our annual $500 gift. Honestly, I'm blessed to have the ability to pay it so the timing's pretty good...but there goes savings/vacation $. Oh well, people have it a TON worse so I'm grateful.

Excited to see the kids open their presents. My wife and I love to go a little crazy for them...normally we're pretty frugal so it's a treat and they're grateful kids so that's good too.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Just got told that one of my presents will be arriving late. But its ok...

http://www.pyramidracing.com/content...-arrowhead.jpg

43" x 16.5 framed and matted panoramic photo of the stadium.

w00t!!!

Polls though, he can do polls...

My Christmas Present was my Xbox one.

I splurged on my wife, and my kid. We got my kid his first big wheel, and a table with Chairs. He loves to sit in chairs at his day care.

Pretty stoked. Got my wife a Pandora bracelet.

Dude - kids sitting in chairs is awesome. My boy loves sitting in chairs. I almost dropped $80 on a stupid kid recliner at costco earlier today.

This damn back hair keeps leading to concussions.

I will fix it all for free and pay for the parts if you bring it to me.

Is that a picture of the blackout? Flop is brilliant. I want one of those shots. Awesome. Congrats!

There is no better training for a boy to become a man than getting him a recliner at a young age. It's like a bike with training wheels.

I didn't even have a recliner until I was like 28. A real man should buy his own damn poison.

But I do have a really nice man-size bean bag sitting 8 feet from my big-screen. He seems to enjoy that.

that's where my training wheels analogy comes in. Get him hooked and then leave him to support his habit later on.

Your pops ruined you with that analogy and because you inherited his tiny pecker. I am shooting for better with my son. I think his tiny pecker is at least 1/2" larger.

Holy shit. Uncalled for much?
Yeah my pops ruined me. Your'e a ****ing jackass.

Merry Christmas

Story of my life. We all got some daddy issues somewhere, right? Otherwise, we'd be a lot more productive with our leisure time, no? It's his fault you have 3" of fury.

:(I have no daddy issues and I'm sorry that you have. Hopefully you can overcome that and your obvious obsession with small penises.

Liar. Your chosen u/n proves that your pappy gave you a tiny penis.

I will fight my own pops to the death to prove that I have been blessed with 6.25" by the mailman.

My user name is indicative of the era in which I chose it. P diddy (J diddy). I'm glad the mailman delivered for you.

Merry Christmas.

Are you intending on making banana bread?

A iPad mini and a chiefs shirt. Also a late late birthday gift flat screen tv.

Awesome. Merry Christmas and a late late birthday.

Merry Christmas, JD. You're one of my favorite assholes on this site. If you want, I will feed you some food and I will protect you from the Frazod tribe. That's a priceless Christmass gift even thout the Frazod part seems kind of cheap.

J diddy yeah it was on October 13 but it the thought and big screen that count

I may or may have not wished you a happy birthday then, but either way I wish you one now. You've got a solid heart man and I hope you enjoy your presents.

I don't think I'm too concerned about the Frazod "tribe" as you put it and you're one of my favorite people on this site (not sure if you put that intentional or haha but I am sincere)
You're a good dude. Don't drop to their level.

Both the morons in the previous 2 posts make me want to go open all the stockings and screw you, dorks.

I understand Phil. I hope you feel better tomorrow. I'm sorry you're drunk and hateful right now.

I'm going to pretend like I am sober enough to read anything you wrote. Dang dude. It's hard to read. But I don't think you're an idiot any longer. You proved your complete loyalty when you said Frazod had a tiny penis in 2008. Everybody already knew it then but we were all too frightened to speak up.

Lol hate phil lots of hate lol now let me start threads again please.

I am not drunk yet. But I plan to be when Santa arrives. I heard he is kind of hot.

Oh my gift to myself is a membership to planet fitness so I can get into shape to slap a donkey fan.