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Strongside 01-06-2014 05:12 PM

Could anyone suggest a Psychiatrist to me?
 
I am a Chiefs and Royals fan. I also watch KU football.

Thanks.

WakkaWakka 01-06-2014 05:13 PM

Ditto on all three

notorious 01-06-2014 05:14 PM

The only solution:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TwTWpyL9Bd...ltAnaconda.jpg
http://www.newyorkemploymentlawattor...1/11/Noose.jpg
http://www.smitsgroup.co.nz/images/o...ze_Coolant.jpg

Dayze 01-06-2014 05:16 PM

yep; you gotta have a contingency plan in case the gun doesn't work/mis fires or your aim sucks.

or if the rope breaks, or you're bad at tying knots.

as the Boy Scouts Say: "Always Be Prepared.....hey Mr.Jenkins, Why are you naked in my tent"?

Strongside 01-06-2014 05:17 PM

That's 3 options to one solution. I need....

a final solution.

http://www.biography.com/imported/im...0144-2-402.jpg

TimBone 01-06-2014 05:17 PM

Dr. Antifreeze

Strongside 01-06-2014 05:18 PM

I've heard Dr. Kevorkian is good. Can anyone recommend?

ShortRoundChief 01-06-2014 05:24 PM

You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

crossbow 01-06-2014 05:24 PM

Start tweeting Jodie Arius. Misery loves company and she could use the distraction.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...2n-cDvEHxOzhDg

hometeam 01-06-2014 05:25 PM

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Strongside 01-06-2014 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10351106)
You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

**** that. I should add student loans to the OP's list of problems.

greatgooglymoogly 01-06-2014 05:38 PM

KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

Strongside 01-06-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatgooglymoogly (Post 10351152)
KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

Two words.

Charlie. Weis.

greatgooglymoogly 01-06-2014 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10351158)
Two words.

Charlie. Weis.

Two more: Terry Allen

ChiTown 01-06-2014 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatgooglymoogly (Post 10351152)
KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

LMAO - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Earthling 01-06-2014 05:50 PM

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quite the fail there doctor

mr. tegu 01-06-2014 09:23 PM

I am encouraged by code to do pro bono work. Heck, being as how I am also a Chiefs and Royals fan I would probably find it therapeutic as well.

cosmo20002 01-06-2014 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10351059)
I am a Chiefs and Royals fan. I also watch KU football.

Thanks.

Chiefshrink/sportsshrink is allegedly in that line of business.
I'm sure he's excellent.

Prison Bitch 01-06-2014 11:52 PM

In 1995 our fine town made Sports Illustrateds "sign of the apocalypse" section when area shrinks were offering free counseling for those distraught by Elliot-Gate. It was known as "Chiefs Grief"

listopencil 01-07-2014 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossbow (Post 10351107)
Start tweeting Jodie Arius. Misery loves company and she could use the distraction.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...2n-cDvEHxOzhDg

Damn. That bitch is crazy. After googling, I almost don't want to have sex with her now.

cosmo20002 01-07-2014 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10352658)
Damn. That bitch is crazy. After googling, I almost don't want to have sex with her now.

LMAO

Yeah, some of those pics are tempting...and then you get to the ones showing her butchering work...

Just get the cutlery out of the house and you take your chances.

McBeard 01-07-2014 07:37 AM

Take up a new hobby like pot.

Simply Red 01-07-2014 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McBeard (Post 10352780)
Take up a new hobby like pot.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29ni8te.gif

TimeForWasp 01-07-2014 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10351106)
You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

Now THAT is some scary shit. You are ****ing psycho.

Jimmya 01-07-2014 08:35 AM

Jodi Arias....nutzo

Eleazar 01-07-2014 08:41 AM

http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/12/pre...gs-340x227.jpg

Dayze 01-07-2014 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10352828)

LMAO at the fan in the hat standing to Carlton's right

OrtonsPiercedTaint 01-07-2014 11:10 AM

There is a reason Independence was the meth capitol of the USA. Saturday should help bring the title back home!


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