Iranian man goes 60 years without a bath
 

A new record!


https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/bl...without-a-bath



An Iranian man has broken the world record for the number of years spent without bathing. He spent the last 60 years without a bath. The Iranian News Agency (IRNA) recently published pictures of the 80 year old man.

In its report, the agency noted that the man, Amoo Hadji, lives in the village of Dezhgah in the Dehram district of Fars province in Iran.

The man eats dead animals, and his most prized possession is his pipe, which is 3 inches in diameter, in which he smokes animal dung. Amoo Hadji lives in a stone shack built for him by his neighbours and he rests in a hole in the ground resembling a grave.

The news agency also noted that when he feels cold, he wears a helmet and lights up several cigarettes at a time.

Does being outside in a downpour count?

Looks like he eats well

LMAO

Don't most men eat dead animals?

I too prefer showers. if you do not count hot tubs, it has probably been 20 years since my last bath.

He smokes animal dung? !?

Donger

He must smoke some good shit!

Labrador...

Its mostly mowie wowie...

:cuss:

You beat me by seconds.

Good lord.

I wonder if he did it in midair?

Except when you bathe in the blood of your enemies, I'm sure.

Phil simms got contact high

Isn't Sutton from Iran? Makes sense, his defense is like the unshowered!

Funny, no mention of a Mrs. Hadji. Ladies, he's available...

Yeah , I'll bet dudes taint smells of rotten shellfish and drakkar.

Probably a Cowboys' helmet and Camel cigs...

I wonder which animal dung smokes best. And is it for the high? The taste? I need more information.

Makes ya wonder where Bull Duram got their name...

In an effort to help along the process of elimination, I'm going to say that he probably doesn't partake in the pig poo high.

I didn't read the article. Is he a cab driver?

That's a different thing.

The more I think about it, I think I may have sat across from that guy on a bus a couple of weeks ago.

He's an original man doing his original thing. In a world of trying to matter this man is a world record holder. Unfortunately his breath smells like shit and well pretty much everything else too.

Elway or Manning jersey?

congrats denise

I Wonder if he knows the Chefs set a record also?

I think it was a Von Miller.

No bath for 60 years eats dead animals(so do I sort of I guess) smokes shit LITERALLY and cigarettes and so far has lived to 80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He should do an infomercial.

80 in Iranian years. It's like 10 in American years.

I thought 2 days was rough.

Nobody ever told me this was a real thing or I may have gone for it.

:bong:

"Here's to you, Mr. No Bathing World Record Holder!
(Mr. No Bathing World Record Holder...)
You've gone 60 years without bathing!"
..."Did I read that right, 60 years?!?"
Marty, stop the background music, I gotta hurl."


Side note: How the heck would you verify that kind of record?

It's her husband, right? :p

I’m willing to bet that if you were in the same unventilated room with this guy you would believe he hadn’t bathed in 60 years.

I'm shocked the article doesn't mention anything about a wife or children.
Shocked, I say.

Verification? Could be only 59 years.

Gotta check that crust layer depth to be sure.
Kinda like checking the age of a tree.

Ask him how long since he brushed his teeth....

Gross. He's not British.

Why the curiosity of what his taint smells like you sick ****! LOL!!

Frankie?

Being away from the planet could have been hard on him...

Maybe this guy knows what Iranian sausage tastes like?

:LOL:

Maybe the Fremen weren't as awesome as I imagined.

FYP

Someone sign that guy at guard, that'll slow down the pass rush

Not really.

I bet the dude hasn't wiped his ass the whole time, either.