Brannen Greene is a giant douche
 

So, as my girlfriend and I were dropping off two of my close friends at the Oread Hotel, Brannen Greene is walking out. Obviously, hammered out of his mind. Takes one look inside our car and decides to throw a pizza box right onto my windshield. Before I can even get out and say anything, the prick comes up to my side window and starts yelling obscenities and asking me what the f*** I'm going to do. Okay, I get it, you are a Kansas basketball player. Congratulations, bum. I try to let the bad apple be and just leave without incident, but as we are trying to leave, Greene and his friend, with a group of about 4 girls, are standing exactly in the exit of the drive. We honk and they immediately start to turn and yell at us as if we are in the wrong, but my girlfriend opens the door and tells them to get the f*** out of the way and they again, direct nothing but hostility towards us as if we're wrong for trying to use the drive and by interrupting their conversation. Of course, everybody laughs and security does nothing. I know it's a college basketball town, but damn, I am really pissed off right now because of this idiotic behavior and disrespectful nature. I decided to take the high road since I am 28 and recently out of the Navy, but I know the guy has had issues before because it is continuously brought up by his lack of playing time and comments from Self. I just lost a TON of respect for these guys.

This story isn't bias at all? You hold absolutely zero blame? The guy looked at your car and just randomly threw a pizza at it? Sounds legit.

LMAO

ITT: Drunk kids do stupid things.

Guy, I am 28 years old and served my country for 4 years in the Navy. You think it's bias because he is a KU basketball player? Haha, unreal. Drunk kids do dumb things, yes. But kids with that type of profile who know they have a much bigger impact in the eye of public? Give me a break. Kids like that used to be beaten and ridiculed when America was a strong nation. Now, these kids are spoon fed and given pats on the back by people like you. Congrats for pussifying this place.

Kids being knuckleheads.........

You are going to find tools whenever you assemble a group of 18-22 year old guys. The fact that Bill obliterated Greene's playing time should speak volumes about the team's reaction to this type of behavior.

I agree. Let's beat our kids.

Sounds like college kids acting like college kids on a Saturday night to me. What exactly were you expecting?

I believe the dude. It's entirely plausible that a basketball player is a douche. If you're going to fabricate a story, you can do a whole lot better than "he threw a pizza on my car".

Seriously? You really think this just sounds like college kids acting like college kids? Then you're probably as big of a piece of shit as this KU trash. I sure as hell never did anything like this in college. Throwing a pizza box on somebody's car and asking "What are you going to do about it?" is ridiculous. I guess at KU they don't teach a thing called "respect".

If completely true, I agree. Ive met at least ten KU ball players before and they are almost always nice guys, even the ones you might not expect. I dont like hearing about this behavior, I get the being young and drunk part, but you shouldn't be able to do whatever you want. Maybe just send an email to the athletic dept expressing your uncomfortable experience. Even if that just brings up the subject with Greene w one of the coaches, it may help discourage this behavior in the future.

He goes to KU so he is probably gay. Has to get frustratingly drunk so he has an excuse he can't get it up for the chick he needs to be seen with.

Respect should be taught by parents or guardians, before the kid is even a twinkle in some college's eyes.

If you hit them hard enough, they'll fall right in line, be perfect, and never screw up again for infinity + 2.



Or die.

Damnit! I always mix those 2 up. Such a silly goose!

Said the guy who had a boring time in college. Am I right or what! wink wink

You're right, drunk college kids are always pictures of civility on Saturday nights. What world are you living in, bud? LMAO

You always could have pulled out a tire iron and taught that goofy son of a bitch a lesson.

I know, I just couldn't resist slipping in some KU smack talk.

Hey, I got drunk more than my fair share of times in college (and after college). I never once threw shit at somebody's car or even tried to start a fight. Being drunk shouldn't be equivalent to being an asshole.

I'm a Tiger fan, but with that glass house your living in, you might want to get rid of those rocks. Lol

Nope, I spent plenty a night in college down in Westport or P&L. There's more to life than getting wasted every weekend.

I have no clue who this player is but I'm going to guess he's not one of KU's NBA type talents like Wiggins or Embiid (spelling?). He's probably also not the sharpest tool in the shed. I hope he enjoys his college days and hopefully actually gets a degree because in a few years from now he's probably working at McDonald's and overweight.

"Hey Brannen, hurry up with those fries..."

So you're OK with their behavior because they are just "drunk college kids"?

The irony of this post is hilarious.

Might as well turn this into a KU hate thread.

They'll be showing up in droves soon.

He probably didn't know you were a Navy veteran, otherwise he'd surely want to suck your dick like you're expecting him to.

The guy in the OP reminds me of Will Ferrell in that SNL sketch.

I AM VERY IMPORTANT! PEOPLE FEAR ME! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

So the fact that I expect people I don't know to be respectful and show common courtesy to me means I expect them to suck my dick?

What the **** is wrong with anybody who thinks this is acceptable behavior? The fact that he is a college kid means jack shit. There are kids his age or younger who are giving their lives in the military while this ignorant asshole thinks he should be worshiped just because he can put a ball through a hoop?

The OP wanted to make sure everybody knew he was a Navy veteran, like it was important to the story somehow, or that we were supposed to care more about what happened.

I'm just saying, I'm sure that if Brennan Greene had only known that the dude he was razzing was in the Navy he would have immediately sobered up, apologized for the pizza box, and started sucking the asshole's dick.

DNR, really.
It was a joke- hence wink wink.

That last line doesn't sound very respectful- Ya know, mutually.

Guys who get disrespected with pizza boxes used to whoop some ass. Now they do nothing, let their girlfriends speak up for them, and get on message boards to complain.

All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee.

Often times the girlfriend is left only to eating cheesesticks right off the pavement. Not a single dipping sauce intact in sight!!!!

got damit. now i'm hungry for some french fries. and i can't make those until 11. shit!!!!

Thank you for taking care of our nation, and I agree with you that kids like this have never been held accountable. This kid will end up in Obama's welfare line soon enough.

Apparently he ****ing sucks at taking care of our nation, because America isn't a strong country anymore.

Brennan Greene ruined some guy's night? The guy in the OP ruined the country!

You should have located a nearby hobo to take out his knees for a small fee.

I'd LOVE to have a hobo on standby for this kind of business. Can't be that expensive.

Has no one pointed out this guy is 28 and hanging out with college kids? Kinda creepy and weird.

At KU 18 year old college kids act like a douche, at MU they rape girls.

Where does calling him out in an anonymous public forum fit into your taking the high road plan?

Step 2. Obviously.

Of course not. I certainly can't abide by drunk college kids throwing pizza boxes on cars. LMAO

When he asked what you were going to do about it you should have said post on chiefsplanet cuz that's what you did

OP, post a pic of your girlfriend so I can judge whether or not this is something to get worked up over.

Great story. Where to begin?

I would've been like, "WTF Brannen? You didn't leave any pizza for me?"

What a piece of shit...and ROFL at the excuses for this. No not everyone is a complete piece of trash in college. Maybe that's a Beaker thing though.

There's no reason to believe or disbelieve this story really, but it's amazing how ferocious the defense is

The irony. MU fan calling KU trash.

What were you expecting? Raping again and again until someone kills themselves?

man up.

The guy that v did that is a piece of shit too. Where have I said otherwise? I never came to his aid like he is a damsel in distress.

Well you are a fanbase that chants about rock hard chicken cocks, so..

Maybe you didn't but your fan base sure did.

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I think you're better than this.

I think the conference alignment thread has gotten you pretty angry, sir.

Maybe he was also stoned out of his gourd and thought you were Mr. Hand

ROFL

Guess you didn't get the shirt…

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If he really did that to a girl he is a sub human being. I don't care if he can shoot a ball through a hoop.

Some people don't know how to celebrate 10 straight conference titles

Damn kids.

Yeah I like SNR, so that was uncalled for ROFL I will ease up a bit.

Let's dissect this more. I mean, think about it...Throwing a pizza box at someone is like torture, especially if you're hungry. Like I said, I'd be pissed there wasn't any pizza left for me. Think about it...whoa some dude threw a pizza box at me and there's NONE left for me. The fact that the guy threw it at me goes out the window. You're a dick not for throwing the box at me, but for playing with my appetitual emotions.

Don't let your severe dislike for PB and Bambi allow you to be "one of those MU fans" to us okay Jayhawkers.

Hopefully you can come up with a better slogan than putting an 8 in the middle of straight ;)

Well I also really dislike douchey behavior like this. The entitlement some people have because they can throw a ball in a hoop is comical...and that goes for the actions of MU players as well.

Agreed 100%, assuming the story is true and accurate.

Hasn't this guy already been suspended this year by Bill Self?

Maybe it was for this - Kansas freshman Brannen Greene cited for hit and run. Of course, any college student knows that if you are driving drunk and hit something, you get out of there as fast as possible so you can't get tested for a DUI.

I brought that up to shed some light on my type of character when the one poster assumed I had initiated said hostile pizza box incident. I am not a KU hater and have been a proud supporter of this team and university for years. But I wrote the basketball department and in summary stated that it is a known fact that Greene has had rule issues before within the program and maybe he needs some serious help. Because civilized drunk people don't randomly throw things at cars in public then become hostile when unprovoked. They go urinate in someone's yard.

What is your reading and comprehension level?

Relax, he was a drunken college "kid". All of his actions should be shrugged at and laughed off because supposedly it is OK to act like an asshole if you are enrolled in college and get drunk.

I believe thread starter 100% because he served 4 years in the Navy.

Intern: Coach Self, we have a report of a thrown pizza box last night
Self: So, so. But, but...

uh, uh.... I, I....

I thought about creating a parody thread about this, but I don't have the energy.

If this story is true, Greene is an idiot. Which is nothing new.

In Missouri that story is a preface for somebody getting shot~

Bud, I am 31 years old and served my country for 5 years in the Army. I'm not sure what that has to do with the incident though. I'm not doubting something happened. All I'm saying is that we're only hearing one side of this story. I'm sure he has a completely different tale than you told. You posted this at around 2:30 am. My guess being it happened sometime after midnight on a Saturday night. There was probably alcohol involved on both sides, and at least a little bit of fault from both sides. If you're completely innocent as you say, and you served your country as you say, then I'm not sure why you're surprised. In my experience drunk 19-20 year Olds in the military do just as much stupid shit as drunk college kids.

I think we need a clarification on if the pizza box was empty or had pizza in it? And, what kind of car do you own that was disrespected? To me, this is the difference maker, and could mean the difference between someone losing their kneecaps or tire marks down their body

FYP

:clap:

He isn't.

MU version of PB.

Take video with phone of said douche.


Release to media.