Worst way to die
 

What would be the worst way to die in your opinion? For me it has to be autoerotic asphyxiation. What an embarrassing way to go out. Drowning is a close second though.

Drowning.

burning alive

Drowning while breathing smoke at a drag bar.

Getting stuck in an elevator with Frazod and KCnative and I have a gun and only one bullet. Suicide out of pure necessity doesn't sound fun.

Methothelioma. Long, painful and almost certain.

The sharp type of asbestos, crocidolite, skewers your lung linings, and works it's way to your abdominal wall. Cancer sets in and you begin to fill with pleuritic fluid, and you dying days is your abdominal linings scraping up against each other with pins and needles embedded in them and fluid building up to be manually drained daily.

Pole smoke isn't fatal.

Linda Lovelace disagrees.

Starvation would be pretty shitty.

Slowly tortured to death. Pulling teeth and stabbing my nerves, clipping the ends of my fingers, hammering a nail in my eye. That kinda shit.

Probably begging and pleading for my life, but let me think on it.

Cutting my dick off then stuffing it down my throat and subsequently killing me because it is so huge.

drowning, and the top of the water is covered in burning oil

Blown up by black widow while vacationing in Sochi.

Huntingtons disease and it isn't even close.



R.I.P. Mike M.


It's progressive and you can end up being so hungry from stomach nerves and tightness in your throat that you can eat yourself or swallow your tongue. It is slow at first then just gets worse. It makes you want to commit suicide there is no cure.

without seeing a chiefs playoff victory...ohhhh wammy

1. Kicked in nuts repeatedly until dead

That would be terrible

Not the worst way to die, perhaps all told among the most humane, mental anguish aside.

But I'd heard an apocryphal tale, MoF might have been a passage in a work of fiction because who could know for certain, that if you are guillotined, your brain works just long enough after to register the images of your head falling of your body, and if the executioner is swift enough, to view the crowd as he lifts your head aloft.

More 'oooh, ghastly' than scientific, but it has stuck with me, even if the source material hasn't.

& just how would this kill you or even hurt Cosmo for that matter?

Drowning would be bad, but because of the fear. It would be over in a few minutes

ALS is not a good way to go either.

Eww. I was going to say burning to death until you mentioned ALS. I watched my MIL go thru pancreatic cancer for a year before she succumbed and I don't want to do that either.

When the polar ice cap melts completely it should be any minute now

zing!

Well, if you had a set of nuts you would know how painful it would be.

This thread is depressing.

badgirl

I agree, this is depressing. Maybe we should change the topic into the best ways to die.

Update on O J Simpson anyone?

You forgot to include the sharks, alligators, and piranhas. You're slipping.

Being killed by home invaders knowing that they're going to have their way with your wife, daughter, etc. and now there's nothing you can do to protect them.

Also, being burned alive, buried alive or drowned.

No shit. All these things that might happen. I may not even get out of bed tomorrow. I mean, what's the point?

I do think, in my entire life [absent nearly missed collisions, which resulted in no injury at all], the closest I came to death was nearly drowning in a pond at a friend's, we waded and waded and waded and suddenly there was nothing under me, and I got disoriented, and ended up swimming [although I could not swim AT ALL] in flaining and desperation, just pawing up, up, up, forward, forward, forward, about 30 yards to the FAR shore, all the while gulping in water and air alike.

All in all, I probably scared the friend more than I had the presence of mind to be scared in the moment. He had no idea I had no idea how to swim, they were an extremely poor family I knew through church, and all he could do was watch me flail those 30 yards.

I've always felt bad about that. The fear of dying and the relief of surviving was one thing, but he was such a sweet and upbeat kid, and his family were this thing out of what would decade later be known as 'Hoarder's' just old newspapers and discarded fast food containers tossed around their old farmhouse. No electric or gas heat, woodburning stoves only.

I puked 5 min solid at the far shore, then slept in front of the stove for 4 hours after that, then we roasted marshmallows. I can say it would be an exhausting way to die, but I think in the end you would just succumb peacefully.

Orgasm induced brain aneurysm at 95yo.

I'm not that familiar with Huntingtons but I am with ALS. You slowly lose the ability to control your body but your mental faculties are 100%. Eventually you drown on your own fluid because your body can't tell your lungs how to function and they fill with fluid. It's agonizing over 4-6 years. It's even worst for all your loved ones around you because you become a shell of yourself. When you want nothing more than to just die, then you know you have about a year left. RIP Darrick

I've read you get a strong euphoric feeling immediately before dying from drowning.

Freezing

Alone, I suppose.

Method?
Probably fire. All the exposed nerve endings. At least it would be somewhat quick.
The cancers that slowly kill you, especially lung cancer, would be a bitch.

Alzheimer's and dementia-type diseases where you lose all dignity would suck too.
I think the only "good deaths" would be ones with/for a purpose. They still suck but there you go.

This thread got depressing real fast

Shit, maybe it was freezing. I don't know.

Being eaten slowly by a manbearpig, in a room with 8 guys ****ing 9 guys while listening to mike Tyson give the state of the union address.

Winner.

Well, you are a Chiefs fan, so that is quite possible

Getting trapped under a burning gas truck.

http://list25.com/25-most-brutal-tor...-ever-devised/

The Brazen Bull or the Judas Cradle get my vote.

****ed in the ass to death. Duh!

That link fails because their is no record of an iron maiden was ever a real torture device rather then just something the Victorians made up.

Now, Scaphism is an awful way to die.

My main thought in the moment, which didn't register until I was in the thick of it [15 yards between each shore, in simplest terms], was 'you KNEW you couldn't swim you shithead, now get yourself to safety, wherever that is.'

I experienced exhaustion to be sure, can't recall if euphoria was part of the package.

I did strongly sense however, that once exhaustion takes over, the rest is pretty quick, whatever it is.

Cue "death or bunga-bunga' joke.

Watching Scott Pioli's bare ass ascend as you are left behind at the rapture. Sounds pretty ****ing bad

Tie game, Chiefs at the 20 yard line on 4th and 1 of the next superbowl with three seconds left. Succop shanks the game winning field goal right into my head and renders me unable to see or hear. I then die of a blood clot 3 hours later without ever knowing the final score.

Hanged, drawn, and quartered

Mesothelioma..but bad. And a bunch of scumbag lawyers ready to get you a pile of cash as you die

Dragging two posts one horizontal and one vertical nailed together. Being beaten and spit on while dragging to the site where you are nailed by your hands and feet to the post. Then the whole unit is stood up and you die a slow agonizing death for others who have sinned.

So fiction?

Yeah but they did that to 6000 slaves who revolted with Spartacus first. That punishment was for non-Roman citizens though. More shameful and perhaps worse was being thrown off the Tarpeian Rock, which was a cliff some eighty feet high. Usually, you died from the fall. Sometimes you didn't and they left you to die.

Any kind of death that makes you dead.

I still think the British win

I heard that is the least preferred method ever.

Shark attack, hands down. Not because it would neccisarly be the most painful or horrific way to go, but because you would know that as a human being you were being killed by a fish. I mean, think about all the shit you love to do in life and it all ends from a ****ing fish. **** that!!!

Would you rather be fed to a lion?

No way! The other shit would suck but I would consider it an honor and a privilege to be killed by manbearpig

Being buried alive and then dying would be the worst.

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Burning alive.

The rare, but even worse, Death by Miley Cyrus is even MORE terrible, atleast that's what I've heard...

I had a near drowning exp this summer at a local river. Seems it would be a peaceful way to go.

Asthma attack.

At least that seems like the least enjoyable time in my life.

LMAO How is that even possible? Does one of the guys have 2 dicks?

Probably rape or sharks.



Crocs would be bad as well. You'd likely drown before being eaten (in most cases).

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Frank Sinatra

Just saw this on the show Qi and I'd have to say this would be a shit way to go. http://boingboing.net/2006/02/03/was...ms-roachb.html

The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently uses sensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain,
a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control
the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears.

From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk.
But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.

The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp
plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva
chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes.

The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon--which it makes within the roach as well.
After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly
makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.

Getting twerked off looks pretty rough.

I will say that being eaten alive by a large mammal (cat/dog/whale) sounds equally horrible.


If I've got my choice of wild animals for death and want quickness, I'm taking an elapid.


Or an elephant stomping me. That seems like it could accomplish the goal quickly.

I am thinking shark. Combines getting torn apart and drowning. If you want to drown because the alternative is worse it has to be pretty bad.

It's called being necklaced. It's an intimidation tactic used by some interrogators as a last chance scenario (similar to counting to 3 with a gun to someone's head) and a way of inflicting an incredibly horrible death on someone. What you do is take an old tire (off the rim) and put a bunch of gas in it and then roll it around a few times so the inside is coated with gas. Then you take the tire and place it around the neck of someone that in some form or fashion is restrained and can do nothing. Then light a match and either pretend you're about to light is so they'll crack or toss the match on the tire and watch someone's head and neck cook.....supposedly it can take up to twenty minutes before the person actually dies....I'm gonna pick that one although the being slowly beaten to death has gotta be a close 2nd.

Yeah - dying in 20 minutes sounds pretty rough until you think about dying slowly for 4, 5, 6 years.

Since I hate roaches with a passion, this is bad ass. Kinda like what that fungus does to bugs on the show Planet Earth. It's actually really cool looking. But, indeed it would suck if it was done to you.

I remember reading a few years back about one of the interrogation techniques used by the Afghans. They would take the prisoner out in the desert and shackle him right up tight to a dead body. Then leave him there for several days. Being left like that to die would be way up there on my worst ways to die list.

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