Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions
 

Three words:

Too.

****ing.

Fat.

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Four words:

Not.

****ing.

Fat.

Enough.


(To be realistic)

I would the whole thing

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.

Oh really? I didn't hear you the first freaking time you said it.

Pretty much what I was thinking.

Would.

True.

Honestly, though, I like this new Barbie's ass more than the old one.

I might the whole thing.

For a 19 year old? I hope not

Unless this is Midwest Barbie

When is someone going to releast Abortion Barbie down in Texas? SORRY!

Will this dolls boyfriend have a beer gut?

Not fat enough, I agree!

I wonder if she comes with bulimia.

Here's some of the early concept art...

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Apparently, the average 19-year old girl, according to the CDC, looks like Jwoww.

too much clothes....****ing prude

needs a lacey leg band to hold the dollar bills

THAT IS OK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE. I WISH FITNESS MAGAZINES AND MOVIES WOULD QUIT PORTRAYING MEN AS MUSCULAR AND HEALTHY. IT TAKES TOO MUCH EFFORT TO BE FIT AND EAT RIGHT. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE SELF CONTROL FOR THAT. IF I CAN'T REACH THE BAR THEN IT NEEDS TO BE LOWERED TO MY STANDARD.

/whineywomen

Lol

LMAO

That was an odd triple post.

So good it had to be said 3 times!


:D

that doll is at minimum a 3 bagger.

Serious question: When will they make a Lesbian Barbie?

Bulimia sold separately. Says so right on the box.......

Complete with short spiked hair, flannel shirt, baggy jeans, and a chain wallet. It's the barbie Butch line

fyp

You forgot thyroid problems

barbie presents scissor sisters

perhaps

although I'm skeptical of the number of overweight people that actually have thyroid problems. It seems to be a scapegoat in many cases.

if the folks at barbie and mr potato head got together they could probably make a doll and a pick your appendage accessory package and solve all these problems

That's what the new talking Barbie is for.

"Doctor said I gotta cut down on my sodium"

Bigger boobies, please.

if she's fat it doesn't count

that was our saying in college

Inflataboobie Barbie. tire patch repair kit sold separately

size customizable to personal preferences

i like it

Look around... Americans are fat asses

Most of us are not related to Popeye and don't have larger forearms than upper arms.

indeed they are

however, that is not (and should not be seen as) the ideal

speak for yourself

giggity

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No matter how hot Barbie is, there is a Ken doll that is tired of her shit

Just follow the psi instructions or bubbles will pop!

Mute button sold separately

The dude in the video needs to drink some Mountain Dew or Jolt Cola. Also get some testosterone injections.

That's what I'm talking about.

Can't wait for badonkadonk barbie

Wow.

Imagine that Barbie as 5'2" and that's my wife...

Can't wait for honey boo boo barbie

Hopefully your wife is anatomically correct under the bikini.

What's the point of that? If you're going to change Barbie, do something useful, like giving her nipples and a twat.

She is.

And after further inspection they don't sag that much either.

This isn't a love doll, omaha.

Baby got back!

You sick ****

I JUST WANT MY KIDS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH A DOLL THAT LETS THEM KNOW WHAT A REAL WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE

I DONT WANT THEM TO LIVE IN SHAME

So you're saying **** the whole Jewish and Catholic way of life?...

Child molestation and bags of gold? :hmmm:

I think she's hotter than the real barbies. Looks like a soccer player - which are always the hottest chicks.

except kate upton

Wait...there's bags of gold?...

if the name ends in "berg" or "stein" or starts with "gold" then yes, there are bags of gold

Belly not big enough, and there is no tattoo on the leg or back.

****.

Depending on the pronunciation my wife's ends with "er" or "back."

Did they give her a landing strip?

Full bush. She's too fat to be able to see down there to shave. Don't forget the hairy butt crack too.

Nasty!

Typical Merca, lowering standards, giving everyone a ****ing trophy.

Lowering standards? LMAO... Um... the current Barbie's figure isn't even physically possible. The current "standards" are grossly incorrect and have needed changing.

1.) Wrong.

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2.) Everyone should strive for dumpiness.

Barbie is not supposed to be about reality, it's a toy and all toys are more or less based on kid's fantasies. It's ok if girls aspire to be Barbie when they are children. It's when they become adults that they have to put away their childish things. If women don't understand this, then that is why they are women.

They even squirted salsa on her chili ring for that genuine fat stank cow smell.

Photoshopped magazine covers do more harm for my girls than Barbie does. Barbie is supposed to be the girl that can do everything. Why she has to be normal or average while doing it is counterproductive. Not every little girl is going to be a combination doctor/ice skater/astronaut.

Barbies measurements were meant to make her clothes look good. Not to mention... the clothes are hard enough to remove. You start adding hourglass figures and they're never coming off.

Is this even real?
What is this? I don't even...

oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
Model
Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nationality: Ukrainian

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