Why do old white people love buffets so much?
 

You know...like Golden Corral, Old Time Country Buffet, Ryans Steakhouse.......etc...


Im assuming Valipass as well.....




Distgust......

Shit, blue hairs like to feast bro

Trying too hard to be funny.

BULLLLSHIT.

Have you seen a Old Country Buffet or a Shoney's? I'm the only white guy in there. It's like going to Red Lobster.

I'm 43 and white and love Chinese buffet.

a few years younger, but HELL YES! what kind of asshole doesn't like buffets?

It's inexpensive, consistent, and yet offers variety. As people get older, they treasure these things more and more.

Bonus points if it's close by, and/or not frequented by youthful troublemakers.

Communists....

must be bland and tasteless

Golden Corral has the best fried chicken.

Buffet to me,means endless supply of Kong Pow Chicken & Crag rangoon.
U no stay 4 oweeeer,eat all Kong pow chicken

I'd pig out if I was old and farty too.

Same here, they are always full of Hispanics in my neck of the woods. I do love a breakfast buffet...

Im fairly young, but I am white, and I love a buffet. Too bad there arent many good ones left.

I haven;t ate their in years. Omaha finally got a Pizza Ranch, they were supposed to have great chicken. It sucked & I walked out

Who doesn't like a good Chinese buffet, slap on the feed bag and leave in a food coma.

Haven't been in like forever. Maybe it's a regional thing.

I'm not old.

I'm poor and hungry...

One meal - $9.00 - don't need to eat again the rest of the day...

I like that everyone in my household can have everything they want for breakfast without me having to start cooking at 3 a.m.

This is a fail parody thread, because...

Well, I don't even want to go into it.

Two words. Chocolate fountain. Mind ****ing blown.

The key to a good buffet is having good food. Far too many buffets have terrible low-quality food. One can never be too careful.

As a minor story, I was in Dayton, Ohio, a few years back and had a hankerin' for Chinese food. There was a restaurant near the hotel, so I went over. It turned out to be the largest buffet outside North Korea.* We're talking acres of stuff. You want sushi? They had sushi. Barbecue? The ribs are over on that wing. Crab legs? Jello? Fried chicken? Tacos? Want a caesar salad? Cobb salad? Waldorf salad? Tuna salad? Chicken salad? If you wanted it, you could find it on that buffet.

When I went in, I was in shock at the size, and some old Chinese woman did the Lassie thing to lead me to a seat. There was no pricing anywhere - not a single sign or label in the place - and I was leery. But it was a huge restaurant and it was packed, so I decided that it must be a good deal. So I set my worries aside and had watermelon and dinner rolls and crab legs and broccoli with cheese and some chocolate cake for dessert. When I got my bill it was something like $15. I guess it was like Wal-Mart where they got price breaks from their suppliers due to their massive volume.


* - I'm assuming that Kim Jong Eun has a massive buffet where he eats every day.

Cuz there are no old black people there?

De berg thread

Love me some incubating salmonella.

I love Chinese Buffets the best, I hate Pizza Buffets, it only takes two greedy mother ****ers to hog up all the damn pepperoni.

Buffet is a code word for low quality food.

Old people, or people on a fixed income care about quantity. Generally speaking what people value on food depends on social class. For example poor people going to dinner at someone's house care first and foremost about how much food is there, will there be leftovers they can take home. Middle class people care mostly about how the food tastes. Upper class people care mostly about the presentation or the meal.

You forgot about Jimmy

This place was insane -

$13 for lunch but it was damn worth it

http://www.royalbuffetil.com/gallery.html

Because Deberg.

Makes sense.

Wait, whut? Who the **** does that?...

Bingo.

Old and constipated.

They also flock to DB threads

I prefer to avoid buffets.

ive fell in love with Buffet's in my late teens when i discovered Rib night. lol

Wait...who?

White people, black people, or fat people?...

Another Fail at stereotyping Good Job Deberg. Your threads are becoming infamous.

Hu Hot is as close as I get.

Golden Corral. Chocolate Wonderfall. Game over.

DeBerg must not go to any buffets around here...

Golden Corral makes me sick. **** that shit hole.


I'll only go to a Chinese buffet.

Sirloin Stockade and Western Sizzlins are always full of old white people. Especially on Sundays for lunch.

This!

Buffet's are disgusting.

Mostly because of the people sneezing over the food etc.

Remember Golden Corral?

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The last good buffet I went to was in Vegas at the Bellagio.

What, do you imagine they do behind the scenes to your food before the waitress hauls it out to you? Or do you not eat out anywhere?

That's an interesting point. Maybe it's evolution. They flock to them to for the germs. Hoping to become immune. Or possibly speed along the death cycle

Exactly.

The reason buffets suck is because the food is cafeteria mass-produced crap.

Old Country Buffet is basically 3 rows of TV dinners.

If you were hankering for Chinese food, why did you eat watermelon, dinner rolls, crab legs, broccoli and chocolate cake?

Buffets are terrible.
Rarely I will go to one, and when I do, I start to look around at all the fatties and my appetite will crumble.

I never eat at a trough place. Golden Corral is a health inspection disaster.

Lobster.

(So says the commercial, anyway.)

Anyone remember the gold buffet in KC?

Used to be really awesome but in its later years, went to shit.

They used to have some big names there IIRC. Rat Pack, etc. The food was good when I went there as a kid.

I always wanted to go there when I was a kid because I saw the commercials.

The commercials always had this kid with a chest full of fake gold coins and I thought they would have that there.

I was disappoint.

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Love Chinese buffet, hate white people buffet.

White people buffet is all starchs to fill you up cheaply.

Mac and cheese, 8 other pastas, 7 versions of rice, mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, bread everywhere, even the salisbury steak smothered in a goopy sauce.

Just for the record, as far as I know black people love buffet, too. I used to work in a plaza with an Old County Buffet and Sunday after church there would be a line 100 yards down the block of black people all dressed up in suits and hats and dresses.

Fried rice, steamed rice, Lo mein, fried donut things, fortune cookies, even the fried chicken smothered in a goopy sauce

ROFL

Absolute truth.

There's one of those here and if you go in there on Friday night, you get your pick of any of the actual Chinese dishes.

The place is at CAPACITY and every table has a 3-foot mound of broken crab legs.

They don't even touch the Chinese food.

I'm not sure at what point this happened, but somewhere along the way my parents became in love with Golden Corral. They retired about 5 years ago or so; and since then, they rave about it. No idea why.

I'll call to check up on them, see what's going on etc, and my Dad will say something along the lines of "Oh, we're not up to much. Just doing things around the house. ohhh, I almost forgot, we did go to Golden Corral today"

Though, I can 'sort of' understand with them since they're on a fix income ........but still.

Don't eat any of those.

Kung Pao

Beef w/Broccoli

Hunan Shrimp

Crab Rangoon

no rice

Dexter Mc Cluster?

he's leaving soon, you'd better get it while you can

All those chain buffets are PURE GARBAGE!!!

99% of all Chinese buffets are CRAP with 1,000 gallons of MSG and American style Chinese food

There are only a few places to get truly good to great buffets:

• Most newer Las Vegas casinos
• Indian Buffets in places like Silicon Valley, Wash DC, and New York
• Korean/Japanese style with sushi in places like Silicon Valley, Wash DC, and New York, very different and much better than Chinese
• Many upscale Country Club Golf Courses

I've never seen a high quality buffet outside of these four types and don't confuse QUANTITY over QUALITY!

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well it looks like we've got a regular buffet snob on our hands here

Washington DC, Silicon Valley, and New York?

ROFL

This made me laugh. I actually ate at red lobster first time in years. Very dark in there.

C'mon man!! I'm a huma . . . person with feelings.

Jello

I stopped going to buffets after I learned the glass was a sneeze deflector.

Do you still go to Subway?

**** that. golden corral for dinner. steaks, generally a filet. fish, ham, now lobster for a couple bucks. Then vegas buffets? OMG.

Yeah bro, I only go to buffets in monaco, the hamptons, and fiji

crushed it bro

jaeger bomb

a vegas buffet better be good when it costs freakin 50 bucks

That's an interesting buffet spread I've never seen in my life.

I love all buffets if the spread is good, but in what world do you live where 'white people' buffets serve more variations of rice than a chinese buffet?

I was being a tad hyperbolic/ranty, but buffets, certainly the cheap ones, which is one of the attributes people are touting, do have inordinately more starches than an al a carte menu does.

It's economics, get you full fast and cheap.

I'm not really ashamed to say that when I go to golden corral, I DO enjoy my meal

Has anyone eaten at Kansas City's Ameristar Casino buffet? It looks pretty good from a distance, but it's kind of pricey so I've never eaten there.

BTW, we have an African Amercan buffet here that is only open on weekends. BBQ and Soul Food, all family recipes. They put it on your plate, but it's still a line of dishes and all you can eat. Freaking awesome eats.

Bob Dole has never gone back for seconds because the firsts are HUGE.

it sounds awesome

what's it called?