***Official you better not ruin my birthday by losing, Royals @ Padres 5/6 Thread ***
 

Never started a gameday thread before but **** it. Let's end this shit.

In for 6 in a row!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No pressure, guys, but if the Royals lose today, they will have had a 6-game losing streak by Memorial Day FOR THE ELEVENTH YEAR IN A ROW.</p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/statuses/463688178344267777">May 6, 2014</a></blockquote>
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In for 29 years and counting of heartbreak

Let's Do This!!

Time to fire up the twitter trolling of the Royals account. #BeRoyal #FireNedYost.

ROFL - perfect

Haha awesome

Whatever.

Not sure how you guys put up with this shit.

Masochists, all of ya's.

oops

Prayers sent.

It's where you want to be... Royals Baseball in May!!!

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Wow I fell asleep last night in the top of the 9th. Can't believe we won and that I missed an exciting sounding game.

**** off. Thanks!

I will not be upset at all when Gordon and Butler are gone this offseason. Or Aoki or Ned or Grifol or Collins or Chen or Moore or Moose or the bat boys. **** it. Let's just nuke Kauffman stadium

This is VERY unbecoming of the privilege of being a Thread Starter. Ban-able offense?

Had to vent! And I will take gladly take the ban.....if the Royals lose o:-)

I just bet $250 on SD so the Royals are sure to win this game.

This really is like watching a car wreck in slow motion. I can't look away. Neither can you. We're all ****ing crazy.

Sorry to say but you are going to have a Shitty birthday

It surely didn't get off to a good start after last night/this mornings abortion of a loss.

Only way to be sure

I'm just looking forward to "Salute the A's Night." We allow Oakland to sweep us that weekend yearly at the K. Very nice promotion, don'tcha think?

Nice to know that Dayton hasnt fixed a damn thing ultimately.


:facepalm:

It's a process.

Worst loss of the season, so far. IMO.

For anyone who still ****ing cares.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I Tore You Apart In My Head Lineup: Aoki 9, Infante 4, Hosmer 3, Perez 2, Gordon 7, Valencia 5, Escobar 6, Cain 8, Guthrie 1. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23royals&amp;src=hash">#royals</a></p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/statuses/463811168952262657">May 6, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Ugh. I'll probably watch part of this. Because I'm a dense shithead. That's why.

Jeremy Guthrie is the last person I want on the mound tonight.

The Royals ruined my childhood and have played a big role in making me into the bitter, hateful human being that I am today. I'm pretty sure they don't give a shit about your birthday.

Yep. The same reason I'm going to the next two games. And apparently I hate my kids because I'm bringing them also.

Anyone object to me taking the game thread tonight? My life's been going awesome so I think it can carryover to the team. :D

Ah ****, didn't notice this was today's thread. ROFL

Two birthdays in a row....

another likely Royals loss.

Life is so confusing.

ROFL

Maybe we need a duplicate game thread for reverse mojo.

Winning streak starts tonight. w00t

Aoki stranded seven baserunners last night. If he keeps this up, I say, take him on a little visit to the Truman Library and show him what Americans are capable of when pissed off....

That's child abuse.

Strange, they haven't affected my personality or life optimism at all....

I'm starting to hate this team.

Damn dude... lol

Your choice to be a fan/ Fat Scott Pioli

Right there with you man. And to think I was defending this offense and everything else just a few weeks ago. A patient Royals fan can only be patient for so long.

ROFLROFLROFL

Hosmer takes to the count 3-1 and then swings at 2 balls

Hosmer swung at ball 4 twice.

Hosmer strikes out on ball four then on ball five. Awful at bat.

Gordon you dumb shit

Big power bat Alex Gordon

Brand new night, same old shit.

So.. 9 pitches between the last 2 batters and Gordon swings first pitch...

Salvy walks on 4 pitches...

Gordon swings at the first pitch and pops up :facepalm:

Way to see what the pitcher's got Gordon.

That was just a shit AB for Gordon. gawdamn

And the hilarity continues.

Gordo Nation.
Pay $35 for a T-Shirt, and an up close seat to watch Gordo swing first pitch after a four pitch walk and strand two guys with one swing. Awesome.
BTW: When Bud Black pitched for the Royals, we called him "The Arsonist." He was guaranteed to light up an inning. He was the Tim Collins of his era.

That swing. Wow.

Ned goes out to the ump and says "I got to meet Dick Enberg!"

Salvie has a hard pitch to handle there, and still almost got the guy.

****ing bloop hits.

Alice is off to a great start tonight...

Need a DP ball here bad...

That's it.

Guthrie escapes

Later in the game when nobody is on, we need to stick one in Jerko's ear.

And on a division related note the tigers have 18 hits(at least 1 by every batter) and they scored 11 runs in the process.

Well...that was a very Moose like AB....

George, you scare me when you're angry.

Nice easy inning for the Padres pitcher.

These Sprint commercials..... did they hire an ad agency full of unfunny hipsters? I can't believe somebody was actually paid to write this drek.

I usually don't get really angry until around the All Star Break. I just want these asshats not to go oh for May again this year.

Where's Jan, the Toyota chick?
I need a slump buster....

When did Kim Jong Un start working for Culvers?

Look at that hustle from Guthrie

Hosmer's swinging at that outside breaking ball. They're just going to pound the outside corner on him and let him swing himself out.

More hustle than any of our batters.

4 straight balls Hosmer has swung at.

Just like that.