***OFFICIAL ROYALS @mariners 5/11/2014 Game Thread
 

Time to get back to winning.
It starts today.

In

@McCulloughStar: Muther Lineup: Aoki 9, Hosmer 3, Butler DH, Valencia 5, Gordon 7, Cain 8, Giavotella 4, Escobar 6, Hayes 2, Guthrie 1.

Don't have a problem with shuffling things and trying Valencia in the 4 spot. No it's not ideal, but nobody else has done anything in that spot the entire year.

Let's do it!

In for 17 singles and a win

Looking for Elias to get 8 k's today. The kid is fun to watch.

I've been hitting the shit out of home runs with the Royals on PS4 this morning. Clearly, these guys are underperforming.

Lead off hit

That's what happens when you use a pink ****ing bat. Take note, kids.

That was fun DP

Fat Belly caught looking. What a waste

I'm convinced that Rex Hudler is a more viable option at DH than Billy at this point.

Gia shit

Dude, same here. Billy is leading my team in RBI's and Hosmer has 6 homers after the first month.
















My virtual Moose is hitting .152, however.

JGuts!

Lead off guy on again

Virtual Moose on my end is hitting .230's.

http://i.imgur.com/I7zww3b.gif

Need a big inning here

GO JOHNNY GO GO

Bases loaded nobody out . How many do we get?

ESKY GRAND ****ING SLAM

NO ****ING WAY!!!

Escobar!!!

Salami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I refuse the believe what I just saw

Grand Slam unreal

WOAH
 

MOAR Escobar

That was sweeter than sweet

My reaction when he hit that:

http://i.imgur.com/68UU20o.gif

Tablet typo, Escobar just earned the 4 spot

Now let's see eight more simple innings from the pitching staff

nice slam.

#BeRoyal

Nice catch Pimp Dawg

So Esky outhitting Butler and Gordon...

Okay, J-Guts, no need to return the favor and give up HR's. Let's try keep some of these outs a littler further away from the wall, heh?

LoCain is a pimp

JGuts!

Hosmer!

Hosmer finally gets one over the wall.

I've always wondered...why does your avatar say February Jones? Isn't that January Jones?

Waste of oxygen Butler pops out.

Way to go the other way and move the runner, BB!!!!

oh wait...

She changed her name after she ate the placenta

WTF, Gordon? Seriously, WT****ing****!?

Seager:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/fo...me=WYboq1b.gif

Waste of oxygen Gordon pops out

Butler\Gordon with RISP less than 1 out...

1 pitch pop up to SS
1 pitch pop up to 3rd base

First and third one out. We get nothing.

So, just got home, opened up the box score to see how the Royals were doing.

Escobeef?

Escobar slam....good thing too because Gordon and Butler are piling up record amounts of suckage

We have 4 runs everybody, I think we won...shit

well who didn't see that coming? We're lucky that's their only HR...

and now you hit a guy.....implosion

JGuts coming unglued

Not able to watch the game because I'm in downtown Chicago today, but I'm not seeing an error when it says Alcides Escobar hit a grand slam, am I?

I mean.. **** yeah!

it will be a 1 run game if not tied by the end of this inning

JGuts taking it straight in the JNuts.

Right now we are looking at a -2 run swing in favor of Seattle...

Runner on 3rd, 1 out, we don't score...
Leadoff HR for Seattle...

And now the Ump is putting ton the squeeze and handing out extra strikes

Way to go, Ump. You rotten mother ****er.

JFC. Thanks ump.

Yay ump... Dumbass mother****er!

Don't worry he will make up the bad call with a play at the plate.

That ump ruined you guys. Brutal

Fever saying Guthrie "gets a call back" when he threw a strike....I swear he is such a whimp

Lock it down JGuts

:facepalm:

J Guts ****ing around.

:banghead:

Game will tied soon.

However 1 of those runs never should have been on base...not that it matters now

:facepalm:

Wow

The hoz.

Atta boy Hos. Sit down, Cano. You sack-o-dicks.

Now the shit performance by BB and Alice might come back to bite our ass

Lucky break

Whew! One of those runs a gift from the ump.

JGuts fooling noone