Anyone hear have a STD?
 

Think I might have the drips. ****.



Here not hear. FML

In.

You have aids
R.I.P.

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Frazod had one in the navy. He has a good story I'm sure.

Never and I have always raw dogged it.

No idea how, that's for sure, I hit most everything walking when I was in high school
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Always? Damn, I've raw dogged a ton but you have to wrap sometimes. lol

Does it burn when you poop?

I've used a condom once. That was enough for me to not like them. I was spoiled on the raw right off.


Oh and I was stupid about it lol.
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You've got the gonnasphiyphillaids. Common symptom: thread misspellings.

I was once in the ER for a staph infection. All of the "rooms" were basically sheets on a rod.
I overheard a guy saying "So, I'm ****in' this broad last weekend. I don't know what happened Doc. There's goop coming out of my knob".
It turns out he had Gonorrhea. I then listened as he was told he'd have to tell his girlfriend, (apparently he hadn't gotten it from his GF), and a funny argument ensued between an idiot and a medical doctor.

LMAO

Pour gas on your pubes if u got those crabs pinching your junk

I agree with you 100 percent but I've banged a few chicks who had been around so I had no choice.

Dude I was young and grew up in the hood. I hit everything that was moving. Some that weren't moving fast...



I was EXTREMELY lucky, I only had one rule that probably helped me. If I knew you had EVER banged dope I was out, no matter how hot.
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Sometimes I post with a condom on just to be sure but I prefer raw dogging when ****ing

I love that song. "Have a STD" is really the voice of a generation. We all know that promiscuity is on the rise.

In reference to the thread's title, I have never heard "have a STD". I've heard "have an STD".

Grammar police. :)

Dang it. You beat me to it.

Does weeping vagina count as an STD?

If so, you and Philip Rivers are in.

Why are you baiting me into turning every thread into an elaborate discussion on the awesomeness of Rivers?LMAO

I wonder how many kids you have running around?
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No offense guys, but I don't know how anyone born after 1970 wouldn't wrap it up no matter who they hit.

I have saved many of jobs after coming late to work by showing my boss my trip to the ER and having pubic lice and or gonnarha.

If there is one thing I have learned the two things that hang around jails is crabs and God.

You're a weird mother****er. You know that?

You make salame seem normal.

The number one item searched in texas on the internet is "Do I have herpes?"

I don't know about salami but I do know Papa Johns considers pepperoni Greek.

So the midgetts...

Not as many as you would think.

We only ran in a couple neighborhoods and pretty much know everyone.
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I don't either. Stupid kids
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STDs and general human filth is the only thing that keeps me from being a slut... Plus the whole emotional attachment to the b/f.

Of course.

Mee. Too.

LMAO

Pretty sure it takes 12 shots in the meat pole with a 6 inch needle to cure that. Did you break it to your lover he might want to get checked out?

I thought I had a case of crabs once, but after a quick inventory it turned to be only 23 of them.

The Chiefs have ****ed me pretty good for 21 years.
If they have something, then I probably got it.

Two words....food thread

I had a patient once that I had to tell her she had HIV. Her NEW boyfriend who was staying in the hospital with her was freaking!! Needless to say, we had to call security.

Makes perfect sense that "MrGiggity" posted this.

LMAO... perfection

What?

I did. shrunk my wiener to the size it is now. never again.

This is the best OP I've seen in a while.

Dibs on the gonorrhea thread!

I'm going to assume that the first time any of you idiots get the Roto-Rooter treatment with a Q-Tip that there will be no way that you don't wrap that shit up from that point going forward.

You can still get stds using a condom

Yes. Thank you Mr. Hog. This is something we all need to remember.

If you rub the inside of a condom all over the genital warts and herpes of your partner and apply the condom to your penis there is a chance that you could get the AIDs.

I have had many STDs in my lifetime.




Short term debt

Severe tire damage

Short term depression

Sexual tension disorder

Congrats on the sex billay

Smith Traded Depression

cause now your team will never win a superbowl

my most debilitating STD...

children

Heh. Heard a story years ago from a buddy who was stationed overseas in the military about a guy in his platoon that had to have this done. My buddy claimed you could hear the guy screaming all the way down the street as he was getting his junk tortured. **** that. Much easier to wear a raincoat.

Dunno what to tell you.

Way to ruin a perfectly good STD thread. :thumb:

If we would stop running off people like BadGirl and Hootie, we would have had more posters that have them.

Stick The Dealer

I am Error.

Is this one of those humblebrag things?

I just use Neosporin as lube.
winning.

your vagina looks infected :evil:

we need to repost kaepernick has a std a couple 100 thousand times. Get it up there on google search.

WTF is that?...

Looks like a deformed vagina

if you squint your eyes and look at the inside, it looks like a new born puppy sucking on a teet.

You will KNOW when you catch the clap. There is no MAYBE. Your dingus will feel like razor blades are shooting out each time you piss and you will have pus dripping out your pee hole.

It is the second most painful experience right behind Pancreatitis. :spock:

Never had an STD, but I am willing to learn.

I thought I had it once; came home on leave, and hooked up with a girl that used to be a FB; got back to base and things didn't feel right lol. turns out it was a urinary track infection.

I like puppies and teets!!

also a tasty dish at your local Vietnamese restaurant.

Anyone hear have a STD?
 

I had it once. That's what you get when you're messing around with a woman who's cheating..

I must have had a mild case, though. I only had some itching in the urethra and a slight burn when I peed. The worst part about it was the drip. The shit was constant and it first started on a Friday when the clinic wouldn't open until Monday so I was stuck with the shit all weekend. I'd take a shower, put on a fresh pair of boxers for bed, then wake up the next morning with white-ish shit caked all on the inside. ****ing gross.

It was a good experience though. I was only 19 and up to that point in my life, I had gone raw in every chick I'd ever had sex with. I was on track to have a life ruiner, err I mean kid, and probably catch something I couldn't get rid of..

I was also lucky to show symptoms. Neither the girl I was ****ing nor her boyfriend or the whore he was ****ing ever showed symptoms as far as I know. That shit can wreak havoc on your reproductive organs if left unchecked.