****Official Royals vs Blue Jays Game Thread 5/30****
 

Be Royal North of the Border

Vargas vs Happ

Royals Lineup
1. Aoki
2. Omar
3. Hos
4. Butler
5. Gordon
6. Salvy
7. Cain
8. Valencia
9. Esky

First in.

In for Dale Sveum hitting voodoo.

My dog pooped on a plane once
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YAY! MEANINGFUL BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Blame Canada!

your definition of Meaningful baseball differs from mine......

I just like saying meaningful baseball.

I always mention liking Friday night baseball the best but without counting, I know they've disappointed me Friday nights more than they've won.

Aoki is a douche.

JFC, Hosmer.....

Come on man, just ****ing garbage. He has one swing a night where he looses the grip because he can't swing with any control.

VARGI!!!!!

Now THAT is what speed do

nice job by Aoki to setup the throw and keep the runner at 3rd

strike zone seems rather tight so far

I'm STILL not sure I'd have pitched to him. They guessed well that at-bat...

I agree. I didn't think he had that kind of arm...

Eat Shit Jays!

I think anything billy hits inside the park this year will be a single at most

If he drove one 470 over the center field wall, I think they'd stop him at 3rd (if not second) and feed him a sammich while the next guy hits.

LoCain!!

Cain coming through again for us. Great job.

We are lucky that Bautista didn't throw Billy out at home

Valencia looks like he's still hurting.

Subtract about 80 feet from that and you got his maximum power

I have the strongest desire to punch Batista in the balls.

|Más!

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Why do people hate Bautista?

BIG RIGS!

Definitely needs to stop trying to hate**** the ball with his bat.

Varg throwing strong game

Yet they pitch to him anyway.

In the nuts!

Aoki... LMAO

My God..

I truly hate that ****ing clown.

Just ship him and Hud back to Japan, please.

Hosmer with 2 really pathetic at bats.

That goes to show billy is not a professional athelete, he chose to dig that one out.

Look at the chicks to the top of the screen and to the left.

From left to right....

No. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Bautistha looks like a cross between Franco Harris and an angry Iranian terrorist.

GORDO!!!!!!!!!

Gordo goes yard.

You like chubby Asians?

My dick is getting engorged!

Gotta love the bat drop for a pitch that wasn't exactly crushed. LMAO

You asshats stream is ahead of mine again.

Damnit.

This just in: Royals hit a home run. It is a frightening scene, many women and children are encouraged to leave the city, pack up all your belongings.

Samsh Gordon Smash

Looked like a rather generous call that I haven't seen Vargas get

I can't decide if she's got too much chub on her or not.

Alex telling Hosmer.."see when you keep the bat in your hand you can hit it over the wall"

Its amazing what a dump the SkyDome is now. It used to be such a cool looking stadium now its like the indoor version of the Vet.

How was Aoki a +3.0 war guy last couple of years. I can't even fathom how the guy has averaged about 10 hrs a year until now, and so far he's been a subpar fielder

but but but hes a technician with bunting!!!!!!!

I knew varg would shut these fools out. Stay tuned.

Nice hit Aoki.

He's -0.6 bWAR while Will Smith has been lights out for MIlwaukee at +1.3 bWAR. So we're a net -2 bWAR and counting. Smith has given up 1 earned run in 25 innings so far.


OH! Aoki makes $2m while Smith makes $0.5m and is club-controlled 4 more years. Helluva trade there Dayton.

Hosmer won't hit another HR this season if he doesn't quit swinging so hard

Hosmer is going to blow out his spehncter swinging like that..

Hosmer needs to realize he's not Dustin pedophilia and use your giant tree trunks that you call legs. Guy is tall as ****

WHAT THE **** THEY GOT A RUN

Saw one of those coming.

Hosmer take note: Bautista didn't swing out of his shoes nor fall over the plate after he hit the ball over the wall to the opposite field

****ing borat.

Pounding him inside, even for people without a dirty mind that sounds dirty as shit

REPORTING FOR DUTY

Get your asshole lubed. This one smells of a late inning butt ****.

Nothin hurt Roy-Als, how bout some INSURANCE

:shake:

:mad:

The guy in front of you just walked and you swing at the first pitch???

Cainimal!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Steroids knocked down that catcher did you see that?

32 rounds!! LOL...

This situation is very, very similar to Varg / Angels game. I wonder if ned is going to bring in kelvin again for the loss

HAHA SIT DOWN REYES

VARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GG Vargas.