The Poop of a Thousand Wipes
 

Discuss.

I had one today. Very frustrating. I took a shower afterward. It was the only way out ......

*Philip Rivers "worst thing ever" gif*

Solution: One Wipe Charlies from Dollar Shave Club.

:hmmm:

But do they really work?

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Yes they do. They leave my crap cavern clean without using a roll of toilet paper and wasting 5 minutes wiping.

what the hell are those? ....

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Flushable wet wipes for men.

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LMAO at the silver platter.

Taco Bell?

Fail.
This should be a poop thread, not a prayer thread.

Unless you pray for poop. Then it's OK.

Great commercial LMAO

Or you can just buy the adult baby wipes at the grocery store for less

for every cent I spend on Metamucil, I save two on toilet paper!

been freaking awesome, life couldn't be better for me right now. How about you?

Baby wipes dude. If your friends give you shit, tell them they work great at getting stains out.

You're probably going to want to give it a hell of a marinade before you put it on the grill.



/CuisinePlanet

What does a fine gentleman, such as yourself, suggest?

an apple a day

keeps my sphincter at play

Sometimes it's like getting peanut butter out of shag carpeting.

A clean colon is a happy colon!

When you are having this issue, the best low-tech solution is to hit it with water first before a wipe, then dry off with another wipe.

At that point you are usually at "eh, good enough, I can move on"

You can never be friends with Simply Red. Clean breaker club FTW!!!

Those wipes are like using a rose petal on your chocolate balloon knot. Also, this changed my life:

Squatty Potty Dot Com

LMAO

Plumbers love those ass wipe towelettes. Its good for business.

Also not good if you have a septic tank. :(

Not a good solution. If you're using a cheaper brand, that can leave toilet paper nuggets on your ass.

The only thing worse than a shitty asshole is a shitty asshole with toilet paper scraps still stuck on it.

Like wiping a marker

These are DaBomb... And you don't have to order them on-line, they're in your grocery store! As for the scent......nobody sniffs my butt, so the flavor isn't very relevant...

Edit: Oh, and they've NEVER clogged the toilet! Ever!!! In fact, I'd argue because how how quick you get clean, the toilet doesn't get clogged because you wiped 18 times (like before!)..

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Are flushable bathroom products safe for sewer and septic systems?

kleenex in toilet can clog the drain.
its not made to break down like toilet paper.
They are especially hard on older pluming that have drain tiles or cast iron laterals into main sewer line. They catch on places in the drain line or to roots that have gotten in the lateral. The newer plastic pvc is less problems unless a joint has failed.

My wife's family uses baby wipes. I thought it was the weirdest thing. They don't flush them however, they fold them up and put them in the trash.

Im still coming to terms with it. I've always flushed my shit paper....they don't. I'm not sure what to think about that.

12 inch clean breaker less than 5 minutes ago

LMAO

Oh man, that is great.

I'm not saying you're wrong, all I'm saying is that in my many years of using the wipes, I've never had to call a plumber. Other's mileage may vary. And if it happens tomorrow, calling the plumber once every 12 years, that's fine.

Before the Cottonelle wipes, I did the same, shit-butt is just nasty (!!!!), and I flushed them. Again, never a clog...

So when you'd go in their bathroom there would be a trash can full of shitty wet wipes? I'll bet that smells ****ing great.

Your sphincter probably gets so many flaccid visitors, wiping as a whole (no pun intended) is irrelevant.

NSFW

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The best gift you can give to your starfish:

You must have shitty pipes. Been using then forever with no problems.

I don't flush them. when the kids were babies and needed baby wipes we had one thos sealable pails that has plastic liner. Ya just shoved the whole diaper miss in and it seal up ya never smelled a thing.

Soap water and a wash cloth been used for years. Its washable you wont die.

As for the reason I said this is I live next to a plumber his business is 70 percent people putting dumb shit down a drain line. He doesn't complain dumb people have made him very wealthy. He says he always informs his clients of things that cause trouble and still he comes back to same clients over and over for same thing. Baby wipes are a main sewer clogger of the main drain line exiting your house. Its a 100 bucks just to show up and depending how far they have to go to push the obstruction thru is even more.

I dont know about you all but I like do lot things with a couple hundred bucks. Watching a plumber auger out shit and ass wipes then ask 200.00 because my stupidity isn't one of them.

I'm only putting this here because it's a poop thread...

I could have framed or bronzed the poop I just had. It was incredible. No work, I'd say anywhere from 12-14 inches long. First wipe took care of everything, second wipe was just for touch-up. Amazing.

Mime was similar size, but first wipe produced nothing. I was proud of my new "child"

:clap:

Just for clarification, you mean your real eyes, not your brown eye? 'Cause I don't think I've ever noticed any puffiness there.

I've had a run of shitty poops here lately. I need a clean breaker slump buster.

Sometimes it just seems that you clear all the way back to your stomach, and hardly anything to clean on the starfish. Those are the best... You just feel better, clean, and you weigh less...

It doesn't smell like shit though. It just smells like baby wipes.

I thought that as well,

I work with a guy that's Brazilian. He said his family doesn't flush their toilet paper. So I just imagined a tiny trash bin full of shitty cottonelle.

****ing disgusting. At least baby wipes might do something to neutralize the smell.