I'm drunk.
 

Don't give a ****.

Switching back and forth between episodes of Orange is the new Black, and the Rayman video game on Xbox One.

Waiting on the wife to get home from work.

Do we have an official I'm drunk thread?

Can this be it? Pretty please?

No.

Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ht=I%27m+drunk

Damn it.

Honestly, I'm surprised drunk threads don't do better around here. That one had few replies as well.

Me too bro

Don't choke anybody out, man!

Be a peaceful drunk!

You wanna know what's ****ing great when you're drunk? ****ing leftovers from restaurants.

I'm not a great cook like FMB!, SR, or Tooge. Hell, I can't even make a decent microwave pancake like Listo.

So, when I'm drunk and looking for some 2am grub(like I'll surely be doing tonight), I love opening the fridge and seeing a couple of Styrofoam boxes to root through.

Tonight there ain't shit in there though. Perhaps I should send the wife to Wendy's or something.

www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142142

This one covers scat and squirting, Mecca talking about his favorite porn stars, and the introduction of grape Gatorade to the CP lexicon. Probably helps that a woman started it.

Is that one in the HOC? I read a lot about Luv in the HOC. Was that the beginning of her relationship with Mooooo?

As far as that being the official drunk thread, it hasn't had a post since 2006. It's a tad outdated, bug.

We need new threads from the new blood of CP.

I do like Luv, though.

I'm a tad outdated.

So is the listmaker, apparently.

Are you the listmaker, Bug?

The first season of Orange is the new Black was much more enjoyable than the second season.

When scat gets mentioned, its time for bed.../Best post from that thread.

We could have fun with you at a bash...

I don't know that I'm in to that sort of thing, bevis. But I really do appreciate the offer.

I did it again.

It only took 4 beers this time. One of them was 14% alcohol and I wasn't aware until afterwards.

You played with your heart? Got lost in the game?

I think she's single again...

And don't feel bad. I can get drunk off of three beers these days. Not wasted, of course, but feeling good and wake up with an ever-so-slight hangover the next day.

Getting old blows!

Old? Didn't you say you were 24 last year? Don't make me feel bad, man.

I am. I can't drink like I could when I was 18, 19 though.

Shit is rough these days. Definitely not worth spending the first 6-8 hours of the next day recovering.

I'm right there with you, honestly. I hadn't drank much at all over the last five years, and then that stupid "50 beers to try before you die" thread sparked an always underlying interest in craft beers. I think I've tried over 120 different beers over the last five months. It's fine if it's just a beer every couple of days, but some nights I go overboard and the hangover is ****ing hell.

There's some ****ing tasty beers out there though. So, I'm glad I followed the interest.

Good warm up. What did you go to after that?

I only drink beer. I'm on number five, now. A Chimay Blanche Belgian Tripel.

:thumb:
that sounds damned tasty.

yeah, .....super hoppy beers make for SHIT hangovers.

:hmmm: sorry it didn't work out for you guys.

lol I was last night too.

drank quite a few more than 4 though, but it takes quite a few more than 4 to get me there... good times

no hangover here though

I preferred the very first season of 'Orange is the New Black'... back then, they called it 'Oz'

I'd be under the table if I drank 4 beers. :doh!: Lightweight.

Not to mention in a ton of pain.

Oz was the shit until the last couple of seasons.

You trying to say you're more of a man than me, Sauto?

If so, agreed.

I agree.
After the first couple of episodes of 'OITNB' it seemed like they just took the scripts from Oz and modified them for their own story.

'OITNB' is just 'Oz' minus the ass-rape.

Plus titties.

Getting there. Gotta figure out dinner before all my faculties sit and stare. heh.

Pizza.

Delivery.

How much you can drink has nothing to do with how manly you are...
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at 24, really, wow...

Kids are pussies these days.

I drank a shit ton last night.just looked at my receipt 17 doubles., slept it off, was at work at 630 this morning with nothing but a coffee. Worked until 6 tonight. Feeling good right now.

And that was a tame night...
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Right with you, had 18 beers in the fridge last night, stopped on the way home and picked up a case, didn't want to run out.

Hell my wife will drink a beer for every double I drink... And she also had a couple Vegas bombs last night. Had the kids at daycare and was at the shop by 8. Trooper
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I hear Ya. I get nervous when my beer count is in the single digits.

yep, when the apocalypse hits, I plan on kicking back a cold one and dust in the wind, cant be to prepared.

Drinking that much is really not something to brag about.

you shut your filthy whore mouth

You are a chatty drunk. No one likes a chatty drunk. Unless they are stumbling around. Then it's funny.

but you look better when I'm drunk?

I am indeed a talkative drunk.

Said by someone who doesn't really drink.

I don't drink everyday and I don't drink to drink, I drink to get drunk.
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That was covered, please describe what you are wearing and what it's like to be a tranny, what is your preferred lube and best reach around you ever received? /Jim Jones needs the tip.

Black tank top, sweatpants, and **** me heels. Astroglide, and I don't receive the reach arounds, I give them. Come on over.

Also, to be fair, I'm talkative when I'm sober as well.

Jim will be right over and sends his regards! :moon:

I beer deep. With last night in mind, by my estimation, I'm 1/4 of the way to being drunk. I did that without a calculator though, so it may not be completely accurate.

What are you wearing?

Black tank top and shoes, come on over.

I used to drink all the time when I was younger. Well, not 4-5 days a week like a lot of truly heavy drinkers, but I was good for 2 or 3 nights of drinking a week at my peak. As it tended to work out, I was always driving. I'd usually have anywhere from 6-10 drinks and make the trip home.

Needless to say I was pretty stupid. There were so many times I'd wake up in the morning with no recollection of the drive home, walk out to my car and see it perfectly backed into the parking space. Or, the dreaded feeling of waking up not remembering shit, hoping against hope that I still had my wallet, phone, and keys. I got really tired of those feelings and, in light of several close friends and acquaintances getting busted for DUI, I figured it would only be a matter of time before I was caught. Now I won't drive after having any more than three beers.

... But I digress. Back when I did drink a lot, I always had arguments with friends about how much we could all drink. Of course I argued back but I never could understand why I even cared. Obviously it was just a macho male thing but I really don't want to have to drink a lot to get drunk. I have to imagine some of you guys that finish 12 packs on your own would spend a small fortune at a bar or club.

ASL Mr. Flybone?

Do you think I should stop making stupid threads, Flybone? Maybe take a break and maker fewer stupid threads?

31/m/Louisiana u?

I think you've been trying to make your place on the board lately. Maybe a little too overzealous in hopes of making the list. But I find you to be a bit humorous, so do what you do, bud. You're alright by me.

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Party time, mother****ers.

My friends and I, we've cracked the code.

College is fun

Is it?

By chance, have you been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?

Charlie's tiger breath would get Flybone wasted...

I'm there bro.

4 Michelob Ultras, 2 Goose Island 312, 1 Redtail and in working on pomegranate champagne lol. I'm digging for booze I might have a problem

Had a honkers ale earlier.

I've certainly had a few more than planned for a Monday...

You and me both

I'm usually a beer guy but tonight I found a bottle of Kentucky Gentleman and underestimate my tolerance haha

Had a Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Good stuff.