I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 

go ahead

How did the synchros mesh?

What was its name?

Was it Lady Gaga?

Pre op or post op?

Was it a four speed or five speed? Did it have overdrive?

don't remember

6 speed. Like the one in my new Subaru. :)

looked more feminine than lady gaga iirc


pre

How big was its penis?

Was it circumcised?

i didn't get much of a good look at it, but it was fairly average sized from what i recall. maybe 5 inches

yeah

Not a bad start

Were they jiggling?

Stick shift?

the tits or the balls?

How did it feel compared to a woman? Was it worth it?

I'm asking for a friend.

Answer the question!

Somehow this is Eric Fisher's fault.

Well I put it in the butt, so it felt just like I would imagine having anal sex with any woman would feel. I didn't know it was a tranny until it was too late and I was too drunk or horny to care. It was a very feminine tranny, honestly hotter than the last few regular women I've banged. So yes, totally worth it.

Yes

Did you have the God damned common courtesy to give it a reach-around?

Are you gay?

I did not. But that probably would have been a nice gesture

nope

Duh....

LMAO

You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.

Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?

Did you wear a condom?

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only

no stubble

yes, yes i did :doh!:

fuuuuck no

nope

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only

yep

I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access

Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.

Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?

Was this only a one night stand?

Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?

Did he at least wear lipstick for you?

Don't deny that it gave you a semi.

What does furniture have to do with this? Please stay focused.

Well, at least you don't have to have the "I raw dogged a man" conversation with your future wife/husband someday.

"Copulation" is such a clinical term. In this case, I'd call it butt ****ing.

You're one ****ed up sick mother ****er...:shake:
Next you're gonna say that you ****ed your sister and didnt "realize" you were related...:eek:

We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.

yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs


yes

Did the tranny tell you that you need to update the picture in your sig?

Thank you for taking one for CP.

Are you related to a Mike Jones?

You said you were very drunk...

Did you wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass?

Are you going to take the mound or sit behind home plate?

Google the term "lesbaru"...

So, yes that you went to Hamburger Mary's? Yeah, you were looking for some man meat last night, bruh.

i've had sigs turned off for a while. don't even remember what my sig is

no, i didn't go to hamburger mary's. but yes, he/she wore lipstick and makeup

always take the mound brah

Did you wake up this morning and vomit?

Not too drunk to ****. Still kept it up after finding out it was a dude. ???

Well.. You seem to be in high spirits about the ordeal.

I will cut you.

"You know how I know you're gay?"

You may want to change your tagline.

Jim Jones
Gettin' Tranny With It

Why? Nothing wrong with it. My ex drives a Subaru and we discovered it is a preferred brand among the lesbian crowd.

This should be a Reddit thread...

You say you're not gay, but what straight man does this and then publicized it as well. Closet gay/bi the instant you didn't stop after you knew it was a dude... out of the closet when you hit post.

You should call Clayton...

hell naw. i'm proud of my conquest.

she was kinda hot, at least last night. like i said, compared to the last few women i've banged, i'd choose that tranny.


i don't really regret it.

why you gotta put labels on everything bro. it's 2014 just chill

Around here it's the Tree Hugger's vehicle of choice.

http://foodandwinehedonist.files.wor...pg?w=600&h=600

Keep with it. A couple people here might actually believe you're serious...

Are you Ray Davies?

If so, will you stop handballing skanky crossdressers long enough to sign an autograph?

p.s. keep the pen

You have that many of those running free out there?
And you sitting on thousands of live rounds?
Greg I am disappoint...

The majority of them are up around Missoula, which is 350 miles away, thank God. They wouldn't survive long here in Billings.

gotta love the planet sometimes! haha

Ah, good. For a minute I thought you guardians of God's country were sleeping at your post.