Your Daily Porn Movie Description
 

Not long ago I started looking at the descriptions for pay per view porn flics out of sheer boredom and curiosity (I'll certainly never buy one at $10-15 a pop)... and most of them are the most insanely ridiculous things on the face of the planet, an 8th grader would have a hard time being so juvenile and shallow.

Its frankly embarrassing... but also hilarious in a very juvenile way.

So I will update this thread daily with the worst one I can find, if you find one that's good for a raunchy chuckle, post it up.

People pay for porn?

I'll start with two to get things going...

100% 18 Year Old Teen Trim - Certified 18 year olds are ready to bone down! Our licensed inspectors make sure every snatch can handle thick meat like a pro.

Pound Down in Pink Town 4 - When she orgasms she can crack the Richter scale! Those quivers and shakes are real, just listen to her ear splitting moans!

13 Will Get You 30

101 Masterbations

Gangbangs of New York

Throbin Hood

When Harry Ate Sally

love the idea. There are funny ones and they are always right next to childrens programming on the guide.

I grew up on those fake ass porns. There's only so many times you can beat your dick to Gonzo-style shit.

Now I exclusively watch amateur stuff and I'd never pay. **** all that.

Hot & New Little Spinners - These tiny twisted babes are the perfect size to spin on your hard rod! Pick 'em up and plunge your dick deep into tight pink.

Shaving Ryan's Privates


Sounds ghey unless Ryan is a chick

Will he bonk her in the chocolate factory for all the anal fans out there.

Clitty Clitty bang bang ends with a great bukkake scene.

This episode came to mind:

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It's the opposite for me, there's only so many times you can jerk it to fake dry humping. lol

The best part of having a foot fetish is that if you have a bad internet connection and can't stroke one out to a clip, there's always those senior picture websites where girls are barefoot.

I'm leaving for an overnight fishing trip here in a bit, so here is todays DPMD...

Deep Teen Creampies 2 - Fresh faced beauties love to feel hot juice dripping from their lips almost as much as they love being full of shaft!

You'll be back ****er. You know you miss me.

Awwwwwwwkwaaaaaardddd

A little mood music for the thread....

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What loser watches porn every day? That would be a pretty pathetic person.

Yeah but the kicker is the ****ers actually pay hundreds to thousands for it.

:banghead: Jeez and you think theyd just hit the free sites up

There's free porn everywhere on the net, even the full videos, you'd have to be a dumbass to pay for it.

LMAO

I think I found my new walkup music for my industrial league softball team.

Is this you?
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Snuck into a porn theater with my bros when I was 14. Saw Jonny Wad go full anal on some fluff. She was laughing and Johnny asks what she's laughing about. She said she never hinhb. So Johnny says "Ok but you won"t be laughing in a minute", She wasn't.

10 Holes Creampied - 10 of the sloppiest, drippy creampies we've ever filmed, all in one place! Gobs of goo get left inside for you to discover.

I really don't understand the porn business model. Are they just relying on some people to pay for it and can't stop others from pirating it? Or is there something I'm missing?

I was curious about that as well. They say it's a multi-billion dollar business, some dumb ****s are buying it no matter what. :doh!:

70s porn theme royalty

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On the topic of porn business models, I went into a convenience store the other day and noticed that they had a top shelf of covered-up magazines a la Hustler and Penthouse. I honestly didn't even know that porn magazines existed any more. I thought they'd all disappeared.

For the win.

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Fake dry humping? What?

Taboo II has the edge because just a few tweaks of the lyrics and you have a Christian Pop anthem, but as is it's a song about brother****ing.

Those late night skinamax movies don't have real penetration, they just dry hump.

That's....not what he was talking about. At all.
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Dude you're a ****ing dick. Every post I make you show up and get smart, wtf is your problem?