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Bufkin 08-01-2014 07:12 PM

Dating fat chicks
 
How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.

srvy 08-01-2014 07:16 PM

Big boned fat or Whale blubber fat? There is a difference.

srvy 08-01-2014 07:18 PM

A friend of mine always kinda like those big boned type softball chicks.

Bearcat 08-01-2014 07:20 PM

We should all post gf/wife pics to make sure the internet approves.












Boobs or GTFO.

OldSchool 08-01-2014 07:23 PM

No.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 08-01-2014 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 10789045)

Boobs or GTFO.

Is there anything worse than a fat chick with small boobs?

CoMoChief 08-01-2014 07:24 PM

It's fun til ya get caught.

CoMoChief 08-01-2014 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10789048)
Is there anything worse than a fat chick with small boobs?

No....There isnt.

CoMoChief 08-01-2014 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10789043)
A friend of mine always kinda like those big boned type softball chicks.

Gross lol

Bearcat 08-01-2014 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10789048)
Is there anything worse than a fat chick with small boobs?

No worries, the OP is completely irrelevant because this is CP.

lewdog 08-01-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10789043)
A friend of mine always kinda like those big boned type softball chicks.

Those softball chicks are usually gay.....so........

Saccopoo 08-01-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10789043)
A friend of mine always kinda like those big boned type softball chicks.

Softball chicks are hot.

Not as hot as volleyball chicks, but who is amirite?

Lonewolf Ed 08-01-2014 07:48 PM

I'm single but don't they always pack on the pounds after you marry them? If so, and she is fat when you get married, then how long until you have a chunkasaurus to contend with?

Buzz 08-01-2014 07:50 PM

Does she work, cook, please you in the bedroom and you like her company. I see no reason why not, you could do a lot worse with a so called trophy wife that doesn't do crap. To each his own, I wont judge.

Bufkin 08-01-2014 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10789097)
I'm single but don't they always pack on the pounds after you marry them? If so, and she is fat when you get married, then how long until you have a chunkasaurus to contend with?

My good friend married a fat girl and then she proceeded to lose a bunch of weight. She's now kinda hot and he's still fat as hell.

Saccopoo 08-01-2014 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789105)
My good friend married a fat girl and then she proceeded to lose a bunch of weight. She's now kinda hot and he's still fat as hell.

She should dump the pig and hook up with a normal dude.

Direckshun 08-01-2014 07:53 PM

Find a person who makes you happy.

Bufkin 08-01-2014 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10789110)
She should dump the pig and hook up with a normal dude.

I'm counting down the days.

Lonewolf Ed 08-01-2014 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789105)
My good friend married a fat girl and then she proceeded to lose a bunch of weight. She's now kinda hot and he's still fat as hell.

:hmmm: Some fiendishly clever ploy she hatched?

Bufkin 08-01-2014 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10789113)
Find a person who makes you happy.

You're a good guy direckshun.

Bufkin 08-01-2014 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10789116)
:hmmm: Some fiendishly clever ploy she hatched?

If anything, I think it was his ploy.

Saccopoo 08-01-2014 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789115)
I'm counting down the days.

I said "normal."

Coochie liquor 08-01-2014 08:08 PM

I love big chicks. Always have. The black guys I used to hang with in HS were always like "damn T, you might be black" lmao! And if course my reply was......

luv 08-01-2014 08:08 PM

Man, I've missed out lately. Whose mult is this?

Bufkin 08-01-2014 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10789134)
I said "normal."

I'm the most normal mother ****er you'll ever meet dawg.

Bufkin 08-01-2014 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 10789138)
Man, I've missed out lately. Whose mult is this?

Confused, which is the mult of nobody (not a poster named "nobody", but literally not anybody). I need to sig it.

Buzz 08-01-2014 08:10 PM

So this guy is your friend and you want to bang his wife? Not cool.

Bufkin 08-01-2014 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10789146)
So this guy is your friend and you want to bang his wife? Not cool.

No, I didn't mean "I'm counting down the days" until I bang her, but until she leaves him. I certainly don't want that to happen.

ThaVirus 08-01-2014 08:14 PM

We talking Omaha fat, white guy fat, or fat fat?

Buzz 08-01-2014 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789150)
No, I didn't mean "I'm counting down the days" until I bang her, but until she leaves him. I certainly don't want that to happen.

You already said as much.

Eleazar 08-01-2014 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 10789138)
Man, I've missed out lately. Whose mult is this?

I think it's the guy who got banned for posting racist stuff

srvy 08-01-2014 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10789077)
Those softball chicks are usually gay.....so........

Not all some if not a lot are switch hitters.

Back in my younger days my co-worker dated a softball chick. We would go to her games take a big cooler of beer and party with the gals after the game. That stuff got wild they were wild vixens. She was damn good also like full ride scholarship good to Tennessee. Later the pro circuit for a short spell. Some of those gals cleaned up good. The Uni isn't flattering on them.

Pepe Silvia 08-01-2014 08:27 PM

I like a gal with some meat on her bones.

srvy 08-01-2014 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10789080)
Softball chicks are hot.

Not as hot as volleyball chicks, but who is amirite?

Oh yeah specially the beach volley ball chicks. The Brazilians are always goddesses.

Eleazar 08-01-2014 08:34 PM

Softball girls and fat girls aren't even in the same ballpark.

Dayze 08-01-2014 08:43 PM

depends; if the people you hang with that would look upon it are in their early 20's they're probably still very immature and don't know shit.

Older folks won't give a shit one way or the other (most anyway). Life is full of suck; so whatever makes one happy then go for it.

gblowfish 08-01-2014 08:45 PM

I had a friend back in the late 1970's at Mizzou that used to "Go Hogging" every weekend. He'd bone two or three fat chicks every weekend, just because he liked to screw all the time.

He ended up marrying a girl who was like six feet tall and 110 lbs. Go figure.

Buzz 08-01-2014 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10789256)
depends; if he people you hang with that would look upon it are in their early 20's.

Older folks won't give a shit one way or the other (most anyway). Life is full of suck; so whatever makes one happy then go for it.


must put me in the older category. :thumb:

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-01-2014 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789105)
My good friend married a fat girl and then she proceeded to lose a bunch of weight. She's now kinda hot and he's still fat as hell.

#winning

Pepe Silvia 08-01-2014 08:53 PM

Has anyone ever jiggled a fat chicks arm fat? That's a lot of fun until they punch you.

Buzz 08-01-2014 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10789308)
Has anyone ever jiggled a fat chicks arm fat? That's a lot of fun until they punch you.

ROFL

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-01-2014 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10789110)
She should dump the pig and hook up with a normal dude.

Not sure I agree !

Titty Meat 08-01-2014 09:02 PM

Ask Clay

Dave Lane 08-01-2014 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10789113)
Find a person who makes you happy.

This

Psyko Tek 08-01-2014 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 10789052)
Gross lol

softball chicks can be bi, that is a plus

Mr. Laz 08-01-2014 10:04 PM

who's mult is this again?

Bufkin 08-01-2014 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10789576)
who's mult is this again?

Read the ****ing thread Trisha Stratus.

Rasputin 08-01-2014 10:19 PM

This has been a big dilemma for me in my neck of the woods. They are all fat.

Katipan 08-01-2014 10:33 PM

There were often periods of time when curvy girls were way more popular. It is in all you men.

Almost all.

It's bizarre anyways. It's all fat. Boob fat. Butt fat. Gut fat. It's fat. Rearrange it in different ways, it's still fat. So long as she can climb more than a couple flights of stairs, you're good.

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-01-2014 10:34 PM

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Pasta Little Brioni 08-01-2014 10:41 PM

I am taking Discuss hoggin

Bowser 08-01-2014 10:45 PM

But would you eat their ass? /Billay

Pasta Little Brioni 08-01-2014 10:47 PM

Confused we are going milf hunting brah

kcxiv 08-01-2014 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10789097)
I'm single but don't they always pack on the pounds after you marry them? If so, and she is fat when you get married, then how long until you have a chunkasaurus to contend with?

From what I have seen a lot of the times them are the ones that lose weight

Dayze 08-01-2014 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10789713)
But would you eat their ass? /Billay

LMAO

Hammock Parties 08-01-2014 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10789104)
Does she work, cook, please you in the bedroom and you like her company. I see no reason why not, you could do a lot worse with a so called trophy wife that doesn't do crap. To each his own, I wont judge.

You got chained to a heifer, eh?

Hammock Parties 08-01-2014 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10789343)
Ask Clay

When I tried speed dating, it was basically 60 percent fat girls ranging from "overweight" to "obese" to "morbidly obese."

It was a disgusting, horrifying evening. I have never been forced to talk to so many fat chicks in such a short amount of time. It was like I was being punished for previous sins.

In short:

http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6...d514970c-800wi

Schnitzel 08-02-2014 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10789751)
When I tried speed dating, it was basically 60 percent fat girls ranging from "overweight" to "obese" to "morbidly obese."

It was a disgusting, horrifying evening. I have never been forced to talk to so many fat chicks in such a short amount of time. It was like I was being punished for previous sins.

In short:

http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6...d514970c-800wi

LMAO

Pepe Silvia 08-02-2014 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10789751)
When I tried speed dating, it was basically 60 percent fat girls ranging from "overweight" to "obese" to "morbidly obese."

It was a disgusting, horrifying evening. I have never been forced to talk to so many fat chicks in such a short amount of time. It was like I was being punished for previous sins.

In short:

http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6...d514970c-800wi

That would suck so bad. ROFL

Hammock Parties 08-02-2014 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10789757)
That would suck so bad. ROFL

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where he has to get through all the traps before he finds the Knight and the Holy Grail?

Imagine speed dating like that, but there are three times as many traps. And when you finally get to the grail, you're ****ed anyway because some other guy made off with it and crossed the seal.

I did, however, find Illumination. As in, I am never doing that again.

BigBeauford 08-02-2014 12:11 AM

Being obese conveys the most about of information to me than almost anything a woman can say. Many don't seem to care about how they present themselves, and utterly lack any kind of self discipline.

Why Not? 08-02-2014 12:56 AM

Bad place to ask. This is CP. Everyone here's wife or gf is smoking hot with huge tits and loves to have it PIHB nightly.

Why Not? 08-02-2014 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789039)
How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.

In all seriousness though, why would your "friend" give a **** what other guys think ? If said "friend" is past the age of 16, tell him to man up and be with whomever he wants, not based on random guys thoughts.

Bufkin 08-02-2014 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 10789781)
In all seriousness though, why would your "friend" give a **** what other guys think ? If said "friend" is past the age of 16, tell him to man up and be with whomever he wants, not based on random guys thoughts.

He doesn't turn 16 for another 3 weeks, and I don't want to bust his balls on his own personal preferences until he can at least drive a car.

Iconic 08-02-2014 01:10 AM

Yes, it should be frowned upon because you're holding the entire human race back.

Being fat means you have the eating habits of your Neolithic ancestors and still haven't evolved a proper diet over the past 20,000 years.

Lay off the Betty Crocker and bacon you fat ****s.

irocdave 08-02-2014 03:46 AM

Fat chicks are like mopeds, lots of fun until your friends see you riding them. At least that's what I've been told.....LOL, never been in either situation but that's the saying from my HS days in the late 80's.

Reerun_KC 08-02-2014 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10789343)
Ask Clay

For what? This thread is about females.

Eleazar 08-02-2014 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 10789779)
Bad place to ask. This is CP. Everyone here's wife or gf is smoking hot with huge tits and loves to have it PIHB nightly.

Yeah, but sometimes I deny her, just so she will remember who's boss.

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10789097)
I'm single but don't they always pack on the pounds after you marry them?

Not if you work 'em out by providing enuff sex and demanding a spotless home.

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10789039)
How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.

Hmmm, riiiight! Ha! Ha!:LOL:

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 07:22 AM

Warning anecdote coming.
 
I worked with this really skinny and short guy in high school at my first job who actually loved obese women. He got turned on by getting buried inside the fat folds. He just LOVED it!

loochy 08-02-2014 07:50 AM

Will you get made fun of? Yes.

But who cares? If you like it then go for it. If you are looking for girls based on what is "acceptable" by society then you are probably in for a long road of unhappiness and dissatisfaction.

Why Not? 08-02-2014 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10789808)
Yeah, but sometimes I deny her, just so she will remember who's boss.

Definitely

Tombstone RJ 08-02-2014 08:55 AM

who doesn't love a whole lotta Rosie??

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Tombstone RJ 08-02-2014 08:58 AM

Bon Scott and Angus Young...

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Halfcan 08-02-2014 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10789262)
I had a friend back in the late 1970's at Mizzou that used to "Go Hogging" every weekend. He'd bone two or three fat chicks every weekend, just because he liked to screw all the time.

He ended up marrying a girl who was like six feet tall and 110 lbs. Go figure.

go hogging-lol now that is funny ROFL

Coochie liquor 08-02-2014 09:59 AM

I like what I like. If people don't like it... They can **** themselves! My happiness is all I care about.

Bowser 08-02-2014 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10789831)
Not if you work 'em out by providing enuff sex and demanding a spotless home.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit to the thought that you live by this credo.

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 10:48 AM

Where did I say I lived by that credo? Nowhere. It's just a way to keep the wife from getting fat for those prone to that.

ThaVirus 08-02-2014 11:04 AM

Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..


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