Hairpie
 

Who here likes to eat it? Personally I love it.I think it depends on the girl. Thoughts/horror stories?

Yes, minus the hair.

The off season is terrible. :doh!:

Somebody watched Revenge of The Nerds recently.

The off-season is for hair pie eating

I'll eat hair-less pie all day, hence the name! Not a fan of having to serve through the forest to find the prize!

Love it.

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There is an old lady in town whose license plate says it.
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Yes but with BBQ sauce.

Billy Butler's?

So, you're a pedophile then?

You two should meat up!

depends on the girl...

but, if there are depends on the girl I say no

Absolutely **** NO!!!

I should add that it does depend on the chick. I won't eat out just anyone.

You know I'm down to eat some meaty ass hairpie.

1979 porn called, and wants its hairpie back

I can't understand why any woman would have hair... There is nothing attractive about it.

To each his own, my friend. I totally disagree

My guess is there is a pretty big gap in age difference between the two of you.

I would tend to agree. Let's see if your right. Late 30's here

I'm 12.

What do I prefer? Someone tell me!

Priests

Linebacker U.

25

I think age is irrelevant.

I'm older than both of them, and I prefer a nice shave.

Well done.

Theory proven?

Individually, there's always going to be personal preference but I think collectively most guys 30+ would tend to be into bush compared to their 20's brethren. I feel like there was a poll on this not long ago but I can't remember results.

Later 30s here, not into a bush. Don't like it bald but no bush
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Landing strip or bald...

It's like asking if I want hashbrowns or toast with my pancakes. You can't lose. As long as it doesn't look like a tropical plant, I'll have my lips a smackin' quicker than you can say "labia lips".

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This comment cracks me up.

I've been with too many girls, probably...and literally only 1 or 2 have ever had anything down there at all.

It's 2014. Have you had sex in the 2000s?

It's unfathomable to people like us in their 20s. I grew up with bald.

It's probably a little different to the older gen. Understandably.

Still...ew.

I'm a HUGE fan of a few varieties of hairpie:
The racing stripe
The "V" made popular by Marilyn Chambers
A buzzcut with trimmed up along the thighs

I'm NOT a fan of eating Sasquatch Snatch nor really long hairs, which one ex-GF refused to trim. Pissed me off.

A completely bald beaver on most women over 40 looks silly and actually repulsive at times.

The only thing pubic hair is good for is getting stuck in your teeth.

I'm not going to really talk about what is or isn't attractive... I speak only in practical terms. I don't have my wang surrounded by Osama Bin Laden's beard and I expect the same courtesy from women.

if one performs this procedure correctly, he is a GOD.

I'm not saying it needs to look like Sasquatch down there but a nice trimmed pie is where it's at.

55 here and prefer at least trimmed. Nothing says cheezy 70' pron than a hairy bush. Anyone who calls someone a pedo cause they like shaved is reeruned. If a woman does not care enough to at least trim i am not eating. A hairy untrimmed bush looks 3rd world and laking hygene to me.
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The secret to find out if it's bad hairpie or not is to insert your finger in there and then smell and taste it next.

That will clue you in if it's good hairpie or bad hairpie.

how far south are you guys willing to travel?

Well, when you put it that way.

Vagina. No further. Never further

We're men not animals.

I'm used to shaved, now that I'm 30 landing strip is sufficient but I can't **** with a bush.

Ever had a girl queef in your mouth?

Pubes are a turn off

Lick it before you stick it

Girls who are curvy with a little bit a hair are sexy IMO.

Crotch hair scratches your weiner

If she takes a long hot bath and I assist in the washing process, I am willing to go a LITTLE South of the Border but I will NOT dig deep in the Amazon! :D

Guy goes down on a woman and after a short bit of licking he hits a bunch of creamy carrots. He's not sure what the hell is happening but keeps plugging away because he is horny as hell.

After another minute or so of crafty cunnilingus he hits a patch of creamy peas. He is now a little worried but decides to push forward one last time.

Now as he really digs in, he hits a giant patch of creamed corn. So he finally has had enough and asks the woman, "Honey are you sick? I came across some creamed carrots and ignored them, I hit a patch of creamed peas and became worried, but now I hit a lot of creamed corn and think you are sick."

So she replies, "No I am not sick but the last guy who ate me out was!"

Had my first wonderful slice of it in a long time just last night, clean as a whistle with just the softest tinge of musk.

That sweet smell makes me feel like a buck in rut, just a whiff of that and its on...

I've had them all but I do prefer a landing strip look.

You better never get married then. If you do let us know what happens when you tell that to your wife.

I told my girlfriend that if we get married, she better keep it maintained or I'll find another playground to play in.

my wife would be like "That's fine. you have no friends to play with at the play ground anyway because you're an asshole"

This. And then she would grow her bush out of control because she knows I would be full of shit and want it anyway.

I don't care either way. Although I do prefer to see hair than no hair. The hair aspect is only about vanity, not quality. I don't care who it is, I'd rather eat a sasquatch vag that doesn't have an odor than a bald vag that smells like a large mouth bass that has been sitting out in the sun all day. And vice versa. It's all about that smell.

lol

"Honey, it seems the city maintenence crew needs to swing by the park for some weed control"


"**** you Dayze"

I prefer my hair pie without hair. Landing strip is ok, or neatly trimmed works too.

Full native is a big turn off.

Nicely trimmed landing strip.

I prefer bald. A little hair is fine. Just don't have a bush.

Google search "Demi Moore Big Hairy Bush."
That chick looks like she sat on all three guys in ZZ Top!