SAUTO & Dinny's Big Lunch Smokeout
 

SAUTO mentioned a Springtown road trip w/a luncheon gathering in the offing. There will be larruping victuals lovingly prepared in the smoker to mouthwatering perfection.

If you are fit to eat with, check with SAUTO and if approved, you will be included in this thing.

All mofos attending must be accounted for before whenever to assure enough victuals so nobody goes hungry.

Ciao,

Dinny

LMAO. I could probably pull this off in a couple weeks, maybe even labor weekend. Or the weekend after. Have to ask the missus. She likes planning things and not telling me.


And I can vouch for the vittles dinny throws down. He is ****ing awesome

I want you fine men to do something this winter(late nov-dec timeframe) so I can come up and meet some folks.

Oh ****, buddy I'm in on the one too...

Assuming I would get approved, I could probably make the weekend of Sep 20-21 work. I'm way past due to hit Springtown again.

I'm catering a 400 person church event tomorrow with BBQ. I'm a tad nervous but should make some bank

Your word for the day is... victuals.

Look it up you mouth breathers.

I thought it was larruping.

Keep me in the time/place loop.

Damn, thought this was gonna be about smoking weed.

its might just be...

cant be too careful on the interwebs ya know.

oh you are definitely approved bug.

I would love to stop by. Given my status here on CP, I'll bring my own food if necessary.

I will be making sausage in the Nov-Dec timeframe because outside is this huge Frigidaire with no flies. If you truly want to come up out of the warm and get busy making sausage, check with SAUTO.

Dinny

When and where?

Nobody knows what this means. I am hoping the best for you.

Dinny

It sounds like vittles.

Larruping is like an ass whooping.

Dinny

It would not be complete w/o "Honeyboy Groves".

You are SO in.

Dinny

Why do you think they call it "dope" anyway?

Dinny

Thanks, bud. I've talked to the wife about making a solo trip in the winter months. If I get a solid date, I'll let you guys know.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm.......

Bacon Cheeseburgers.

To be perfectly honest, I have always thought (in the back of my mind) cheese and onions.

You in, Bug.

Dinny

No need to bring food, old chap. I intend to have plenty for everyone and all.

Depending on your CP status, you might want to bring a cup. Perhaps a helmet. Preferably Chiefs.

Talk to SAUTO.

Dinny

Weekend of Sep 20-21 would be perfect for me. What does anybody else think?

Dinny

Well since it looks like only a couple of people, I will only have ribs, burnt ends and beans with pasta salad and cole slaw.

If some more would show up, I'd make another deadly brisket. Deadly.

Dinny

If you ever get a chance to make your own Italian sausage, it will change your life forever.

Meatballs, marinara meat sauce, of course the bacon explosion. I could go on, but the point is, when you make your own sausage and add fresh herbs in your recipes, well, it's really hard to beat.

Dinny

Ill confirm with the boss soon
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Well let me know for sure asap so I can start making some plans and get some time off approved. I have some bike trails I want to hit in the area while I'm down that way.

Which ones? Truman lake? A very good friend of mine is the guy who pushed that through on the corps land and built or ordered built probably 95 percent of the trails.
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I rode part of the Frisco Highline trail when I was down a few years ago, and I would like to get out on it again. Wouldn't mind checking some others out as well but I haven't really researched what else is around there.

Will plan this thing around yours or the farthest away person's schedule. At this point, that would be you.

Looking very much forward to meeting you in person. When I do I intend to ask you why I am not allowed to post pics on the HUB.

Anybody that's jake with SAUTO is jake with me.

Dinny

You should check out the trails at Truman lake. Surely they have a site. He's putting on major races iirc now, lol I sponsor them too. He has spoke at the capitol, and had used the jails inmates to build trails and community service people too lol. My wife's uncle was the county judge for years and years and he was a bike rider.

Lots of communities are more using the same model. http://www.welcometowarsaw.com/259/Truman-Lake-Mountain-Bike-Park

Here's a link. My buddy owns Truman lake bikes and was parks and rec director when it all got started
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Yeah that makes sense, I'm pretty open the last couple weekends in Sept.
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Thrash or whip? That's what that means. I know what you're into now.:D

Yep, I looked it up. I don't do a whole lot of mountain biking but they look pretty badass, might have to try to hit it on my way down if I can.

Of you are thinking of doing that let me know ahead of time and I might be able to hook you up with a guide. Lol
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BTW, SAUTO, I will be putting the L31 in the S10. 220, 221, whatever it takes.

Dinny

I have a feeling SAUTO won't approve you.

Dinny

I'm in. Boy wonder is back from college and we have been running through shit lately. Almost have the shop ready or the new lift.
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So, just to be clear, this is taking place in Springfield?

Dinny likes to call it "near Springfield", I think.

Dinny, should I bring drinks, or napkins, or chips, or Vaseline? I can grab whatever if you need.

Depending on who all is gonna be there Yall may like my company you may not. Let me know because I'd love to meet some of you guys.

I have no issues you are awesome by me
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I live in Springfield, is it ok if I come and bring my ex? Everyone would get a blow job after dinner.

I'm out on the ex
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Let's not let this turn into a CP Gathering in Springfield, cause then of course nobody will show up, even us. Let's just keep calling it something else.

CP gathering "near" Springfield?

It's on. Tuesday. Check your PMs.

Dinny

I'm not going to be able to make it on Tuesday.

Dang it, Bug.

It just goes to show you things don't always go just as you'd have it.

Chin up, SAUTO ain't even a LOCK.

Dinny

You mean THIS Tuesday? Time?

Yes, THIS Tuesday.

Time? I'm not really into time, man. Bring a watch or somethin' if you need one, man.

Seriously, anytime after 1PM is partyongarth.

Dinny

I'm tryin though, work is rough lol. Especially after the holiday.

Come on down whenever though bug, my buddy said just hit him up and tell him you know me and he will hook you up with whatever you need to ride our trails. And if you wanna ride road course he said he has some pretty cool rides there too. Hell he said bring your shoes and pedals maybe??? And he's got everything else. Pm me if you want his number.
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Just something to consider, mang. There will be ribs, burnt ends, smoked cheesy 2wicebake taters, beans, coleslaw, and most of all, bestgood pasta salad from the bestgood pasta salad maker. There will also be mirth, merriment and plenty of vodka.

Dinny

You had me at vodka, lol. You know my soft spot. Ill look in the morning and see if possibly me and the lady could leave early and roll down.
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A cookout on Tuesday...only in Springfield.

When I talked to her last week, she looked at the sched and said it looked favorable for releasing you in the afternoon. You REALLY need to make the scene on this one.

Seriously

Dinny

Is this all in the Truman Lake area?

Yep. My buddy is ****ing awesome
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It is all about coloring outside the box.

It don't mean shit, Bug. It don't mean shit.

Dinny

Yeah I'm gonna try, the situation I relayed to you has set me back somewhat, and our nurse had a death in the family Friday afternoon. So she had to leave the shop which really ****s me lol. But I'm supposed to get in in the am tomorrow and am gonna try to make some headway then I'll know more...
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Sounds interesting, I'm still going to try to come down the weekend of the 20th so I'll be hollering at you soon.

Awesome. I'll hook you up with him. He said after 6 or before 9 he could give you a guided ride. I'm pretty sure if you need anything it's taken care of.
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Endeavor to persevere, mang. I'm really hoping everything lines up so you can make the scene.

Dinny

I am too.
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My PM inbox must be broke, because I didn't get the FYI Dinny. Please respond.

Yeah, Buf. I think there's supposed to be someone looking into that. Allow me to check with my people.

I'll get back to you.

Dinny

Thanks friend.

The taters are officially once baked. Stuff them and smoke them tomorrow.

Dinny

So, Buf. I told you I'd get back to you.

I got some good newses, some bad newses and some advice.

The good news is, I checked with my people. The bad news is, they were swamped and didn't have time right then.

The good news is, they eventually got back to me. The bad news is, they want to kill you and have already placed an "order."

(terribly sorry about that. I didn't know anything about it. I got a guy that handles that stuff for me, and he only tells me about the big jobs)

The good news is, they put a couple of pygmies on your job. The bad news is, one of them has absolutely no ruth whatsoever, and the other is totally devoid of relent.

My advice to you is to not attend todays event, it would only serve to make it too easy for the pygmies. Further, I believe you should flee to Kansas. The tall prairie grass. They'll never find you there.

Dinny

(some parts of this post are fictional)

im trying to get outta here early today. not 100% sure its gonna happen seems as though the pygmies got lost and called for directions and im on my way to right the ship...

The two of them make a formidable foe.

The only difference between a bunch of wild pygmies and a women's track team is one of them is a bunch of cunning runts.

Dinny

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What the **** are you talking about? I called in sick at the radio station and I'm currently on Battlefield. Will be there in 15.

Guess I wasnt cool enough for the little shindig after all. We'll hook up sometime Jason.