Promotion to Moderator
 

HELLO

I WAS WANTING TO PUT IN AN APPLICATION AS A MODERATOR. I THINK I AM HIGHLY QUALIFIED AND I WILL NOT ABUSE PRIVILEGES BY BANNING DOZENS OF PEOPLE FROM A CHIEFS GAME DAY THREAD. I BELIEVE ALL CHIEFSPLANET MEMBERS ARE PROTECTED UNDER DUE PROCESS. PLEASE CONSIDER THIS MY INFORMAL APPLICATION.

KIND REGARDS
BRUISER

K

can someone take this guys thread starting privileges away? Please and thank you.

:popcorn:

Why are you yelling?

Mods: I know it's not my decision, but I wouldn't promote anyone to moderate the board that can't moderate their own volume.

Bit if he's a moderator he can give them back, so I'm not sure what this will accomplish

We all have our juvenile moments.

That doesn't mean we need a juvenile mod.

TIMMAH!!!!!

Promotion Denied.
Fatality

Dear Applicant,

After reviewing your application with careful consideration we regret to inform you that you did not meet the specific qualifications. Please feel free to kill yourself.

thread privileges revoked?

Epic backfire! ROFL

I considered applying to be a moderator once, but wasn't sure I could handle all of the fame and pressure and groupies. it changes a person.

This. A proper banning from the game thread would be a hoot, as well.

Dinny

Those guys pull some incredible tail.

Dinny

Meh... Maybe.
It is my b-day and that would make me happy.

Happy bday! Thirty-...?

MODS

I WAS WANTING A SAMMICH. CONSIDER THIS MY FORMAL APPLICATION FOR YOU TO GET ME A SAMMICH. SERIOUSLY, IS THAT ****ING SAMMICH DONE YET?

Happy birthday. You don't look a day over antiquity.

Who is going to start the "Banned From The Game Thread" today?

Dinny

well

I don't think I'll even entertain the notion of going into that thread once the game starts

shit

I was supposed to golf today and was grossly disappointed when it got cancelled because now I'm going to have to watch the rape live

PM Bob dole for an application and skip towne to set up an interview

You cannot be a mod, but we did just have the position of 'sexual abuse apologist' open up...

Shut your whore mouth n00b.

Wondering if anyone has heard from Skip in a while... :hmmm:

My sources tell me that n00bs actually do PM Bob Dole. So that joke actually does work.

My sources could not confirm, however, whether those PMs are actually read by anyone.

These sources will remain anonymous, as they were not authorized to speak on this subject.

Dinny

Well, you can start by QUIT SCREAMING AT US!!!

You just disqualified yourself for the job.

Oh and who the hell is Bruiser?

Yep. 30

ah shit

my 30th is coming in May

let me know how it feels, ok?

You'll never be 29 ever again. Think about that.






Oh, and Happy ****ing Birthday.

Happy Birthday.:thumb:

Go to Vegas during March Madness. Blast through your bank account while you're there, and have the biggest hookers and blow party ever known to mankind. For when May hits, it's over. O-VER. Your hair starts to fall out, your metabolism says **** all this work, and you'll feel the urge to grow a world class goatee. College girls will look at you and wonder why the creepy old guy is smiling at them.

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter into their 30's. Beg for the merciful embrace of eternal sleep.

http://i.imgur.com/2bCSLSW.gif

HBD Gonzo!
 

Does your username mean chili with meat? Or chili with beans?

Pulling a Bruiser: to debase oneself by doing something for unworthy motives, typically for attention

Attention whores know only one thing, how to bring attention upon themselves in whatever means it takes to accomplish thier efforts.

We have come to expect this from them, sadly but often.

Blatant attention wearing.

What's it wearing? Probably something whorish.

Hire this man

It's not my Birthday. :evil:

Oh and happy birthday.

I'm enjoying my 30s, actually. I was ugly as a teenager. Age has made me more handsome.

MODS why is this asshole still here?

Just whack this guy already. It's only a matter of time before he gets himself banned for the thirtieth time anyway.

Which asshole?