I would like to apologize.
 

Some here will immediately dismiss me as trolling again by apologizing. While I want to stress that you couldn't be more wrong, I understand the presupposition.

As many here know, I like to troll. Not troll to take over a thread or have a negative effect on the board, but for humor purposes. While I've gotten in a few spats here, I genuinely like 99 percent of all the posters. This will always be my favorite message board, football aside.

Last Saturday night/Sunday morning, I made a post in the Adrian Peterson thread that was my pathetic attempt at trolling. It wasn't funny, and it was unacceptable. To be frank, the Coors I was enjoying didn't help my judgment call, but I'm not here to make excuses. I made the post in an attempt to highlight a point, and failed miserably. For those who haven't seen it, I essentially made a joke about knowing a guy who molested his child every time he came home with a bad grade. I made the jab to try and show how ridiculous I thought it was that people were saying "AP might have gone too far, but if that type of punishment is effective, I'm not against it". Instead of me proving a point, it led to immediate outrage (rightfully so) and disdain.

I've refrained from posting lately simply because I was ashamed reading the quote. Contrary to what it may seem, I'm not a bad guy. I love pushing the envelope, and sometimes I go too far. This time is the case, and I've certainly done a lot of looking in the mirror since last weekend. I will continue to avoid posting, but will continue to read and enjoy everybody. I promise to not make a mult account, and will hopefully post again in the future (with a bit more self-control).

To SR, Timbone, Clay, Jason, and the many others I've had the pleasure of conversing with around here, thanks for all the interesting threads. I've loved them all.

I have no idea who you are.

Most people don't, and that's probably a good thing. This thread is more so intended for those in the AP thread.

I have no idea who you are.

I started the Eric Fisher thread. You are Clay. You are having a bad week because Alex Smith had a good game.

I have no idea who you are.

Eric Fisher.

Believe it or not, this is going a hell of a lot better than I expected when I drew it all up in my mind.

HOW DARE YOU?

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?

I think I know where you went wrong. You mentioned "Coors" and "enjoying" in the same sentence. My good man, take it from one with a possibly short time left on this earth, life is too short and precious to drink cheap, crappy beer! Seek out Samuel Adams Octoberfest, Carlsberg, a good nut brown ale, or if you get really adventurous, try Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout.

Enjoy your evening and live well!

So, you're leaving forever :thumb:


Oh , and you should PM bob dole your apologies.

I have no idea who you are.

I'm confused....I have no idea who you are... ???

I was a part of that thread and appreciate this thread. While what you said was beyond moronic, it's very big of you to apologize again in this type of sincere manner. Not that individual validation is what your after but consider me as accepting your apology. Time to move on.

Oh I do know who you are and the only thing I have to say is WTF were you doing drinking COORS!

Was this man 400 pounds?

No we're not wrong

you're a troll

trolls are negative, and all about hijacking threads



go away

Good to see you got your rep back up friend. I'm rooting for ya buddy.

Best av on the board, Saul.

Thanks,

hows the torn sphincter healing up, muchacho?

Dude, it was pretty obvious you were kidding. Keep posting. Hootie (one of the main complainers) has been banned multiple times. Clay too. Saccoshit is a dipshit.

People have said much worse and been serious about it. **** them, if there was an issue a mod would have let you know.
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He's not really a troll although he trolls sometimes.
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"YOURE ALL WRONG IM NOT A TROLL"

"I JUST LIKE TO TROLL ALOT"

Thanks dude. Check your PM's here in a sec, I have an unrelated question for you.

To Pawnmower, my sphincter resembles the sleeve of a wizard. I've never hidden that.

Lol you hit my point on its head
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Yes, he's really a troll. He admits it.

Since when can n00bs start threads

LMAO
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When the hell did THAT happen?

Oh, and I don't know who you are.

I'm a troll in a sense that I occasionally troll to humor myself. For instance, a guy posted a "history" thread, and I posted a bunch of erroneous historical facts that weren't facts at all. A few people thought I was being serious and set me straight. I laughed, others laughed, and nobody was hurt.

Most people hear troll and assume it has to be some guy spamming nude Kathy Bates photos. And don't you have me on ignore?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G-tCIRJH9p0/hqdefault.jpg

I wanna be baptized. Mm-hmm.

I know who you are Dave, you're that atheist fellow who loves science.

=]

Kurt Cobain once apologized & also swore he didn't have a gun, then blew his head off with a shotgun.


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that was really a nice apology

you seem nice

this board is a nice place

LOL. Atheism is a bit far. But I do loves me some science.

I know who you are. Just yankin your chain. Good contributor. Could be nicer though.

Disgusting and a liar. Oh well, I've done drugs with worse.

I have no idea who I am...

Cut me some slack Merissa. What I said was stupid and I accept that. Spare the Gloria Allred routine.

I was referring to your OP stating you would refrain from posting...

The apology, the reason behind, the bullshit in it, the beer excuse, YOU BEAT WOMEN.

Gloria enough?

negged

http://i1047.photobucket.com/albums/...155/negged.gif

I would rather read another DeBerg thread than accept this apology

I have refrained from posting outside of responding to this thread, and will continue to do so. There was no bullshit in my reasoning. I haven't beaten my wife since labor day 2011. You can quote me on that. You've exceeded Gloria Allred and have gone full blown Al Sharpton.

I have no idea who you are

Oh I know who you are.......






























Who are you?

That's such a DaNewGuy thing to say.

you really should stop trolling.

Not because I have a problem with trolling, just because you suck at it.

So you're a wife beater, huh?

**** off, and die.

SAY HELLO TO DA NEW GUY

I do not suck at trolling. I can quote 3 members on 5 different message boards of people saying they enjoy my company. 15 reputable message board posters > some guy who has wet dreams about Tyler Bray in a Carl's Jr. commercial.

Alright... I think it's time this yokel got a red card...

You should apologize for the villain wearing a mustache trick of coming back as still confused

You have to admit though, that was pretty punk rock.

You could probably find 3 dudes on the internet who admit they enjoying get shit on by germans wearing goggles and viking helmets too

That doesn't exactly prove that being shit on is awesome

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...er/Beat-Up.jpg

Which sites have you been browsing in which there are 3 dudes who would genuinely admit their enjoyment in getting shit on by Germans wearing goggles and viking helmets?

Orange Mane

Are you Black Bob?

I think he used to be FalconFan2...as well as confused, Eric Fisher and Bufkin. :)

Falcon fan would make sense, he knew quite a bit From prior to being confused
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I didn't see what the big deal was with your finger up the ass post. :shrug:

drama planet

Okay that apology seems heart felt. We all make mistakes. I've made many on here. Got raked over the coals by the community pretty good. Shit happens. Go forth and prosper.:thumb:

Also learn to start drinking at bigger levels. Coors light? I bet you get buzzed off a glass of tapwater

Thank god you approve, I think most were waiting with bated breath for you to weigh in.
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I'm confused, the kid didn't get straight A's?

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you lost me at enjoying Coors,
drinking, yes, that is possible
enjoying it is not

Don't do it!!!!!

Battered women jokes are not funny, everyone knows they taste better raw....

I like this guy. :thumb:

Katipan doing some work here.

No that would be me and I still don't know who you are.

:p

Bufkin, I really dig you, bro. I didn't read the post in question, but I do know your trolling seems to go over the head of some at times. I'm not really sure why, most of the time it's fairly obvious. Either way, continue to post. If some don't like you, who gives a ****? There are lots of guys here who aren't liked by some but still have a ton of fun with others. Just stick around and be yourself. Some of us enjoy reading your posts. I was actually wondering yesterday why I haven't seen any posts from you.

I wrote a lot to basically repeat SAUTO's post, I guess:

This thread is like terminating an aids infested crack baby in the third trimester and throwing the day old placenta into an industrial fan and misting all the brethren on CP

Don't mist me with your aids bro ;)

AMEN!!! :stupid::stupid:

lol I have no clue who this person is who started this thread.

:facepalm: