Is it Time to Jettison Claynus?
 

He's clearly not a Chiefs fan, and his trolling becomes worse with each successive Chiefs win.

If he's such a ****ing Orton fan, maybe it's time he finds a home on a Bills forum.

Ban this mother****er.

I'm sure he will hate that someone created a thread about him. He hates attention, you know.

I'm onboard with that.

Every thread is about him anyway.

He can screen cap this one and jerk off to it while he looks for a new forum.

He'll come to the good side eventually. He's just scared.

Flush this turd.

Take his thread starting and posting privilege away

Can I push the button?
What will be the reason Alex sucks this week then next..
I know he brings energy here but even you long termers say its getting sooo old.
wishing your team to lose every week?!

No

Community needs different opinions

No reason for this board to exist if you all just want to suck each other off

best part is when the Chiefs lose agian, he will be like, see i told you i told yoU! lol Alex is growing on me, but i still dont trust him. I can always appreciate hard gutsy play, but he does piss me off at times lol.

He'll turn around.

I won't poo-poo this win. I owe Alex 500 words, too. He is great. Thank you, Alex. There is hope.

You should really be charging him rent for the space in your head that he is living in.

Absolutely that little cockbreath should be permabanned from this board.

**** him.

We beat a very good team today.

He doesn't pay his mom rent, why would he pay anyone else?

Meh, he created the Hermines, FFS... if they beat a team like the Broncos, he'll jump the fence again. It's pretty obvious.

You don't ban him. And I'm the guy he hates the most.

This. I love what he brings to the board. Through his "hatred" he sparks quality football conversation. This place would be stale without him.

Wait. Wut?

I'd agree if he offered opinion. It's all inflammatory.

That said, no reason to ban him.

No shit... I'm changing the name of the board in a few minutes.

This place has never been stale. He certainly adds extra flavor though.

No sense in banning him.

It's ok to dislike him and allow him to stay. I've been doing it for years.

You've been here longer so I can't argue.

Oops, misclicked. I thought I was surfing Chiefs Planet, but I must have gone to Orioles Hangout by mistake.

Because it wouldn't do any good any way. People seem to forget how many times he was perma-banned back in the old days to no avail.

It's a waste of energy even wishing for it.

Anyone notice the lounge's name? LMAO

Heh.

**** it. Might as well... You know it?

"Clayton's Place"

Oh c'mon mods, Clay doesn't need any help trolling these people. LMAO

It's possible. I heard an endless supply of 7 nation army.

Which poses the question is there a more limp noodle, generic sports song in the world?

It's one thing to tolerate him. It's quite another to intentionally give him more attention.

Don't you dare!!!! Physicists actually calibrate instruments off of his consistant wrong predictions. Civilization could collapse if they stopped using his terrible football takes. Also his rediculous stance on Smith is absolutely hilarious. He's good for a chuckle at least once a day.

I get that that's the cliche response to a thread like this. I'm sure I've posted similar responses. Over the years I've probably been as tolerant of him as anyone on this board.

Maybe I'm just getting old. But coming off some of the worst Chiefs football in my lifetime, this team is fun to watch again. Yet it's nearly impossible to talk about the team on this message board without him derailing the topic.

It's blatant trolling and I have no idea why it's been tolerated as long as it has.

Long past time

Exactly... If there was a way to do a thread search with one of his many handles in the search, I bet I'd get 1000+ threads just about Clay.

Oh well... He's a CP industry now.

Denise has blatantly trolled this board for years, and she never even gotten the temp bans that Clay has. If nothing else, they are being consistent.

I'm referring to you - not this thread. I don't think he should be banned or anything, but you basically just said:

"Not only do I disagree with you, but I'm going to give Clay even more attention to spite you" to jspchief.

But whatever.

You probably would after jumping on the Royals bandwagon. Never noticed you in Royals threads until things were looking up.

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You don't need it pointed out the many ways to avoid reading his posts. Besides the obvious forum tools, there are the more subtle ones men have adopted over the centuries of pretending to listen to their wives.

Us old people are used to him. You should be too. Enjoy your ride.

Was this deducted from all the experience derived from your 5 month experience here?

Did we get a WR touchdown today?

Terrible thread.

In part, yes. One can lurk here without registering a name.

Boom

So you were stalking?


Creepy stuff man.
Creepy stuff.

LOL, I can think of one person here who loves it.

Nope. Smith only had 1 TD, and that was on the ground.

I dunno, while I don't disagree, this place is pretty unreadable at times anyway, and he's just one part of that.... the game thread today was either full of trolling or sheer stupidity, and Clay was a a relative minor part of it.

Explain to me what he's done to get banned except rub sand paper on your sore E-Tits.
He's a professional troll that obviously increases traffic to this site. Ok, here's a what if for ya.
We ban him, 60% of the board starts Clay threads bitching about it. He starts a new account via a new IP. He fans the flames of revolution and people are pissed at the mods and constantly bitching since we banned him for no real reason except for some weird sandpaper/E-Tit infraction.
We let him back and the other 40% bitch that he gets away with whatever he wants and then we have that mess to deal with. Therefore, as long as he obeys the forum rules, we leave him alone and let him agitate the populous.

This^^ IIRC he was quite young when he started here and literally grew up posting on here.

:LOL:

Dude, it's uber sarcasm man. Like basically giving up but being a smartass at the same time.

Sounds like a Hootie debacle.

Well at least you admit it's because you're spineless.

So the official position is to rule out of fear?


FWIW, I absolutely want him to stay. He's awesome when you get under his skin and throws beautiful neg reps.


He doesn't like being proven wrong and he doesn't like it when you point out that he's never played football. That's the key to pushing his butthole in.

Oh shit. You are so ****ed, holmes.

You're the one. Just so you are fully aware that Claynus went beyond thunderpud with you and only you on his mind.

LMAO

Am I being audited? Do I need to show you my Royals-related posts from the past 3 years?

Go the **** away. Nobody likes you.

I love this.

LMAO:clap:

Don't care about clay, but whichever mod just named the lounge after him needs to be jettisoned. That's some dumb shit, even for this place.

Clay is a good poster. He's not nearly the agitating little douchebag he was 8-9 yrs ago. He discovered vagina and things got better.

I actually enjoy most of his input here.

I know. I was being silly.

Well that sucks because I love you <3.

We should just ban every interesting poster on this board, I guess.

He's spineless because he won't ban a popular poster who hasn't broken the forum rules? You want him banned to take away his platform for getting attention and somehow refocus the board. He's right. All banning him would do is make this place blow apart with Clay threads. It happened with Hootie and this would be twice as big and last twice as long.

Make this a poll.

OPTION 1: YES. **** YES.
OPTION 2: IS THIS REALLY QUESTION?
OPTION 3: NO, I ****ING HATE THE CHIEFS TOO.

Im spineless because I don't do what you want me to do for no ****ing reason?
Eat a dick.

ban him? no way, its way too fun seeing his predictions fail... orton, and big ben this week. wonder who he will curse next.

Really? I've said some pretty nasty things to Clay and even threatened him with bodily harm in a drunken rage. I've made fun of his lack of football knowledge and his never playing the game and I have never received a neg rep from him. It's one of the few things I admire about him.

He's taken this place over with this trolling and ruined it.

He had sex with my wife!

Somewhere, ThigLyfe is weeping.

Is your wife a man?

You just admitted you fear blowback from taking any action. That's why you're spineless. I didn't ask you to do a ****ing thing, bitch.