Mayo or Miracle Whip?
 

Growing up, I noticed almost every household was either a miracle whip household or a mayo household. Very few had both. Which side was/is your family on?

Mayo, miracle whip is too sweet IMO.

Neither. They're both disgusting.

Mayo is great with some Tobasco mixed in.

Used to love Miracle whip and hate mayo. Recently have been having the opposite tastes.

I make a jalapeno mayo.

This is a good thread tho. I can deal with the hateful people like Native who don't like any of it, but the sick freaks that like Miracle Whip need to be addressed.

Mom hates everything fatty or dairy - milk, cheese, mayo, dressing

Dad loves Whip, OK with mayo

I HATE MIRACLE WHIP, will accept grudgingly but on the continuum of things from delicious to dogshit, it's on the lower tail, 5 sigma. Love mayo, rich decadent, perfect for any cold cut or bacon sammy with good crusty bread. Second only to cream cheese.

This.

Bingo.

If I have some spicy mustard and some honey mustard, I have no use for mayo or MW.

Depends on what I'm making.

It's really a salad dressing more than a sandwich spread.

I grew up with Miracle Whip and still prefer it. My wife grew up with mayo and prefers that. So our house has both.

Cant make a good blt or turkey club with mustard, so you FAIL.

:)

Poll error.

Mayo IS semen

Big fan of semen.

I suggest it with your bologna and cheese.

Sounds good. Another addition is garlic granules. Ring adds some zing to a sandwich especially chicken.

Chipotle is another addition for a Mexican twist.

Growing up, I was in a Miracle Whip family. I think it's because we struggled financially and it was cheaper. When I found mayo, I was in love. I still go back to Miracle Whip every once in a while for nostalgic purposes.

Pretty much, the smell makes me want to gag. I can do about a skim coat on a turkey or BLT sandwich, lather it on, I'm out.

In 1933, Hitler became Chancellor of Germany and Miracle Whip was unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

There are a few times where you're not that bad of a guy. This is not one of those times.

We use both in our house, so semen option I guess.

Fresh or from the jar?

I buy a Canola mayo at the health store that is the best I've ever had. Only it's up to $10 now and I can't justify that. So back to Hellman's.

For different reasons? Or do y'all sometimes use both as sandwich spread?

Oh, yes you can!

I don't use MW unless I'm making chicken salad.

I should have labeled the third option as Semen/Julian Edelman.

LMAO

I've used either one on sandwiches.

I like mustard on things like corned beef or pastrami and I could go either way with ham or roast beef. But it has to be mayo on turkey, chicken sandwich or BLT.

My SO put mayo on corned beef once and I had a meltdown when I saw him do it.

Both.

We use The Whip on most things: BLTs, turkey sandwiches, most cold cuts, and in potato salad and tuna salad.

We use Mayo on beef sandwiches and in chicken salad.

I like my semen out of the squeeze bottle.

And after it's been placed upside down in the fridge.

Check your pm's.

I prefer mayo on sandwiches, but I usually use MW if I'm making chicken or turkey salad. Sometimes it's just a matter of which one I find first since 75% of our refrigerator's capacity consists of condiments.

Ever make your own mayo? It is pretty easy, and fantastic, but doesn't keep.

horseradish

That way the bottle Chiefs when you squeeze it?

EDIT: **** it, I'm leaving the ****ing bundle of sticksy thing un-gottdamned -altered.

I read that Miracle Whip became popular during and afte rht edepression time frame because it was a much cheaper option to mayo. Since then though, the pricing has evened out.

We also make a dill sauce out out of mayo and sour cream for salmon and a horseradish sauce for fried mushrooms out of mayo. In the later case I usually make fresh mayo.

I make a chipotle mayo for sandwiches, blts etc.

Bingo. Works with any sandwich.

Mayo = makes a ton of shit better.

Miracle Whip = Jizz...and no, not as in "JIMP." As in, I bet jizz tastes like Miracle Whip.

I'm not a big fan of either. I know in Europe they dip french fries in Mayo. It's bad for you, so better off if you don't eat it.

Katipan clearly made a mistake.

She has made posts that she likes semen and voted for Mayo.

Please change Mods.

My dad and I picked up that habit while in Germany. I rarely do it though.

None you crackas. Well spicy dijon instead.

I have planned on doing that for awhile and then never do it. Martha Stewart has made it so easy looking to do.

I thought it was a ranking thing. I've only dated white guys so I've never had jalapeno semen.

If you had to limit yourself to three condiments (and semen) for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Has anyone tried to whip semen up like egg whites and made meringues with it?

Gas is so cheap, I'm down to drive to Florida.

Awful habit. Why use disgusting mayo when curry ketchup or brown sauce is available?

In fact, I pose that question to everybody.

If you had to limit yourself to three condiments (and semen) for the rest of your life, what would they be?

You sick, sick sluts!

Oh, my man. Curry ketchup. Wonderful stuff.

You are going to receive positive reputation when I get back upstairs to the desktop.

This. I've purchased mayo for years and decided to try Miracle Whip for the first time in decades. I couldn't even finish the sandwich I'd made because it was so sweet. Yuck.

Salsa, mustard, BBQ sauce

Depends on application.

Neither. It's gross.

Miracle Whip is an abomination.

Miracle whip my whole life. Mayo tastes nasty to me. I imagine if I'd been started with mayo the converse would be true.

Eat neither at this point.

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Just use Greek yogurt instead. Or semen.

Are we allowed to make condiments not on our list of 3?

If yes:

Ketchup
Chipotle Tabasco
Regular Tabasco (or substitute Worcestershire sauce if you consider that a condiment)

If no:
Ketchup
Mayo
Dijon

Hot sauce, ketchup, and extra virgin olive oil.

I don't consider olive oil to be a condiment.

I'd probably be fine with just mustard at this point. Pretty much the only condiment I use, and that only on sandwiches.

hmmm
curious

Is salad dressing a condiment because olive oil and pepper is my dressing of choice

I dip french fries in Mayo I'll ask for mayo on the side in most establishments.

I first saw people doing it in Holland and thought it was a depraved concept. I've been doing it ever since.

You're on your own with the semen, sweetie. I'm a producer not a consumer.

Are we allowed to combine spices with our condiments? I could probably get by with malt vinegar, Greek yogurt and salsa if I am allowed to use spices/vegetables/fruits in combination.

Goes on salad (particularly caperese), pasta, and is a dip for bread of all sorts. Plus you need it for an Italian sub.

Soft pretzels plus EVOO = greatness.

That's tough. I'd probably have to go with mustard, mayo, and teriyaki sauce.

Sriracha sauce is the only condiment I really give a shit about.

BBQ sauce is good too, though

I'd go Mayo, Mustard and some Asian sauce like soy or teriyaki.

Instead of teriyaki just go with soy sauce. Basically teriyaki is soy sauce with mirin, brown sugar, ginger, and garlic.

Yeah...I'd say you could make your own.


I think I'd go Mayo, Sriracha sauc, and honey mustard. I can make my own BBQ and chipotle sauces.

I'd replace teriyaki with BBQ, otherwise, that's a fine list. Anyone who'd include ketchup would be dead to me.

You mayo guys (and girl) are weird. That is what I imagine nothing tastes like.

Spread that Miracle Whip on some white bread, slap a Steak-um and cheese between them and you got yourself something special.