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I need a safety slogan
On "Operational Discipline"
Ready!!!!! Go!!!! |
Loose specs sink ships.
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Because we said so, that's why
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Do it right...do it light. Do it wrong...do it with a cast.
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Be safe or you will become a mongoloid that puts goldfish in burgers.
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More Lube, less fist....?
Pull out, pull out!...? |
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Knowing is half the battle
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**** up backing up your truck
Guess what piss in this cup |
You ****ers are ignorant.
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Operation Discipline
That sounds like a techno trance rave party filled with homosexual terminally ill aids patients locked in a room with an mdma iv drip bag |
What the ****? Look ouuuuuut!!!!!!Holy shit that was close.
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Well its got a lockout tag on it. Anyone got some dikes?
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Oh just puts some orange barricade fencing around it and pray no one falls in overnight.
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Hope that didn't hit anyone below. Guess thats why we got brain buckets.
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I usually do this stuff for money but I get paid by being allowed to lurk here so.....
Game plan Execute Repeat or Plan Execute Repeat |
Hey is that gas I smell? Oh look 9:45 am break time " smokem if ya got em."
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Discipline
Educate React Protect |
Protect your balls. Be the Alex smith of the workplace.
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Don't get bloody. Cut towards your buddy.
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stay alive
in one five |
Don't **** up. We don't carry worker comp
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How bout we just let you keep your job !
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Don't back up into other trucks while hungover and stoned. The more you know...
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Ask before sticking it in the rear.
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Safety = Dumb
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Please for give me obliviously rich overlord may I never bother you again can I have my gruel now? oh yeah, go **** yourself with an egg beater |
The more you know...
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"Real Chemist don't wear Safety Goggles."
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"As long as you don't tear your spleen, we don't care."
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"Don't be like Inmem"
"Safety nothing to clown around about"........ |
Bend but don't break
Injured workers receive the equine treatment |
Wrap it before you tap it
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"Use checkdowns regularly if you're unsure"
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Use it or Lose it ... Literally
Lose your job Lose a body part etc |
When Inmen always use protective gear
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B - Being
r - ready o - operational discipline k - knowing the saftey procedures e - everyone does their part a - always double check k - kick it into safe mode i - injury kills careers |
My son can come up with better shit then most of you. Truly embarrassing.
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Don't Be a Dick
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Don't be like Like Dick
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This is Dumb.
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If it you smells you dealt it.
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True safety story: I was at a Refinery to supervise a new pump startup a few months ago and another employee from my company shows up out of the blue. (to help) The poor dumb bastard whips out his cell phone and starts running pump flow calculations with it right next to the new pump which was a gas process. I looked at the operator who was in the state of shock not believing what he was seeing. I yelled at him with a "What in the **** are you doing!"
The operator then goes off on the guy and kicks him out of the refinery for good after telling him he was lucky he didn't alter his cell phone to be a more intrinsically safe model by shoving it up his ass. LMAO |
Be safe or be dead.
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My safe word is Alex if that's any help.
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"We practice safety in our sects"
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Bwana didn't want it to turn into a hellfighter scene.
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