Regrettable things you've said to significant others
 

The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.

What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?

I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her.

Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one.

"Will you marry me?" :LOL:

I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity.

Except here.

I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible

Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say

As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...

"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?"

So to carry this to its conclusion: She said "yes" and her revenge was quite protracted.

This struck me funny in a thread about marriage.

"No, its not the pants that make your azz look fat"

After a night of drinking and her talking about how she has gained weight:

"Do you think I've gained weight since we met?"

"Yes"

I love you

It'll be 20 years in May. (and yes...it was a smartass post to this thread).

Suck me beautiful

:LOL: I just called myself needle dick. I blame it on Friday the 13th

I blame it on your dad. :D

Oh..man. wish i could remember half of the things i've said in anger to anyone of my ex's.
I should preface any post i makd in this thread with ' Never ever say this'.

Never refer to her as a 'Dimpley assed bitch'.

Everything I've ever said to an ex is regrettable. That time and breath should have been spent on something better.

ROFL

Lmao that's getting burned right there! I tee'd that one right up for ya

Several years ago, my wife and I were arguing quietly while standing in line for a movie. Something came up during the argument about which we had argued many times. It was a card she used to pull all the time, and it drove me crazy. In my infinite wisdom, I decided to point it out and said, "Are we gonna argue about this again, 'cause I'm gonna need a ****in' chair." It did not go over well.

LMAO that's a good one.

I would have bet money that your submission would be, "Why can't women flip bottle caps"?

arrrgghhhhhh, you're killin me. Hope all's well with you & Soph

The look on your face the next morning when I told you that you called your wife at 1:30 AM to ask her that was priceless. ROFL

We're doing great. Next time you are in KC you need to come and see all the changes we've made to our house.

Back in high school I had this girlfriend..I jokingly whistled at her like you would a dog one day. She didn't take it in a bad way and just laughed about it. Well like your typical bitch she went nuts out of nowhere one night and we broke up. We continued to talk though (and fight) and she got super flirty around Valentine's Day. Obviously she wanted something out of me I thought.

Put up with this shit, I shall not. She said she might leave me a little something in my car on V Day. So I said alright..still bitter about things, I poured a bowl of Kibbles N Bits and left it in my car where she would see it. She ended up giving me a cool little craft she personally made..never have I felt like a bigger asshole in my life.

She did cheat though so I guess we can call it even?

You look like Brian Urlacher

My mother and I was arguing around 7 years ago. She blew something out of proportion and she went bat shit crazy over nothing, really it was nothing. I think it was $6 she loaned somebody. I then called her a ****ing a idiot

I expected the first post about a mom in a thread about significant others to come from GoChiefs.

"What I meant to say was 'please pass the butter for my toast' . What I ended up saying was 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my ****ing life'."

After drinking some and being tipsy I was asked would I trade her for anything. I said yes 2 hot bi women. Wasn't a good night after that. That's just most recent. I'm actually king of saying stupid things and the wrong time, or at all. But it's my cross to bear. If I was her I woulda left me a long time ago.

LMAO

I could absolutely see myself saying this

I once referred to my wife as a cost center. Once.

I have been known to call my wife my sweet little profit center. My friends are horrified, but she takes it as a compliment. She's one of the few women I know who isn't a ****ing lunatic with money.

I think the worst was we were having a minor argument in front of friends and I said "why do you even talk".

I've probably done dumb things, sure...

But I've also had my one girlfriend accuse me of practicing witchcraft and the other say I was the worst boyfriend ever... after telling me a past boyfriend had no problem smacking her around.

OK, so a few years ago I had this misfortune of having a relationship with this particularly evil woman. and when I say evil I mean this bitch was pure ****ing evil. It took a herculean effort to extract myself out of that relationship and entire situation/lifestyle.
Towards the end I'd had enough and decided to really start throwing some verbal punches. After one really bad ordeal I just stopped her in mid tirade and said:

'I have to tell you something. I want you to know that ****ing you is like dropping my dick into a 5 gallon bucket of liver'. She took off like a rocket, hit altitude and really blew the hell up. But it was worth it.
I think the best part is the very last words this bitch ever heard me say was
"Good ****ing riddance Liver Snatch" then 'click', I hung up.

Wait, they can add money? I've tried to get my wife to hook up with her friends to create a paid MILF site, but they won't do it.

Not a significant other but... I had a heated argument with my mom and told her I hope she fell down a flight of stairs. I felt terrible afterwards. I'm a pretty shitty son.

My girlfriends dog is on its way out. The dog is like a 14 year old schnauzer. I was talking to a friend while she was sitting next to me one night, and telling him a story about her dog. The story was about this one time I was petting her, and she kind of went lifeless. I was talking about how crazy it would be if the dog just died in my lap right there. Yeah, waterworks on that one. I felt like a dick, I went on explaining to her that I didn't wish it was dead or anything, I just thought.....Then I realized, just shut up!

Actually I didn't regret that one bit, I just had to tell somebody.:evil:

Now there is a superpower I wish I had.

I regret NOT saying some things that I sure should have. I take way too much from women and get far too little. It's a curse.

"I Do"

J/K I have a great wife.

Heh there are a few things I have said to girlfriends of the past that I regretted at the time, but now realize I said those things for a good reason. Those on here that know me in person know I tell it the way it is although I have mellowed out a little bit over the years......which is just as well.

It's never been about what I said, it's always been about when I said it.


Women are ****ing crazy.

You may be surprised to learn that I get myself into a little trouble with the Mrs by the things I say, however I think she's getting used to it after 12 years.



Probably the worst thing I can think of was the email I accidentally sent to the previous lady friend, that I thought I was sending to my buddy.....that I was tired of her shit, sniffing around this hot nurse and going to dump her.

That didn't go over as well as one might have thought.

ROFL

ROFL :clap:

ROFL

The Lyon brothers are definitely hopeless romantics.

If they ever put on a weekend retreat, I'm in!

This thread is great. I have never put my hands on a woman, definitely not my wife, but when I get to defcon 5, she probably wishes I would. I aim to hurt, and I know how. It's my biggest weakness and after 12 years, she knows to ignore me when I'm not rational. I won't even repeat some of the shit I've said. Although I have used the why do you even bother to talk line and it's hilarious I'm not the only one.

ROFL easily my favorites.

Same here. I hold nothing back once revved up, but you have to try damn hard to get me there(which my gf is really good at doing). I've said some pretty shitty things to my gf, but she says some below the belt stuff too. It's how we deal with crap. Pretty funny that we just move past it.

I really think trying to be the overly sweet, caring boyfriend is why relationships have failed in the past for me. Her and I, being able to blow off steam helps us both quite a bit.

Greatest advice I've ever received, as far as relationships go, was to be yourself from the beginning. If doing something is going to bother you 2 years down the road, don't suck it up and do it because you're in that infatuation stage. Let the woman see how you are. If she likes it, sweet! If not, it's not meant to be.

Been in a relationship for 7 years following that advice and am quite happy

I come down quickly and she sees the regret in my eyes more than just hears it. I'm lucky to have such a beautiful, loyal woman.

I won't get it in your eye I promise.

LMAO

A couple months ago, my wife and I got into an argument. She said to me, "if there is one thing in this world I would compare you to, it would be a grizzly bear!" I fired back at her with, "if there is one thing in the world I would compare YOU to, it would be a succubus!!!" She responded with, "I don't know what that is and I am not going to look it up!" I replied with, "it wouldn't matter if you did try to look it up...you wouldn't be able to spell it correctly anyways!"

I remember sitting back and thinking to myself, "holy shit, that was ****ing mean."

The wrong name at the worst possible time.

Several months later I did the exact same damn thing with the next one using the 1st one's name.

Fun times.

"That's how your sister does it"

There is no point of killing yourself, no one would care or miss you.

Didn't say it to her directly, but I had been dating a girl who had three cats. She dumped me, but we were still FB friends. About a week later, my friend asked me for a legendary post I made on craigslist offering a cat bounty hunter service. So I posted the text on my wall.

Yeah, she defriended me quickly. LMAO

While the ex wife and I were going through our divorce she called me crying one night..I had been drinking..heavily..out of all the things that were said during the divorce I regret this one

She calls and I answerwithout looking to see who it was..she said hi..I responded with oh **** me..she asked what I was doing..told her I was drinking..she got to crying and apologizing for all the things she had done..I stay quiet and listen the whole time..she gets done talking..all is quite for a minute..she asks if I am still there..I said yes..she asked if I had anything to say..I said I'm completely blown away by something. I can not understand how you are still alive..she asked me what I meant..I said well over the years it has become obvious that you got brain damage as a young person..she got mad and asked me what I meant by that..I said it blows my mind that I just figured out that it happened either when you were in her stomach and she went poking around with a rusty hanger or after you were born and she shook you like a tambourine because there is no way possible that after you developed into a young adult you became that reeruned..then I hung up..I woke up feeling shitty about it the next day

Sadly, I don't remember this.

Oh, wow. Holy shit. I hope she deserved it.

You want to know why I don't talk to you ? Because you're too ****ing stupid to understand anything I have to say.

Every day that I have to spend with you sucks two days off the end of my life.

One more:
I completely understand now why your ex husband went to work one day and never came back. He's smarter than I thought he was.

Same here, man, on both points. I'm quite lucky.

ROFL gold!

I could write a book on the things I said to the last and only love of my life that must have hurt like hell and hastened our departure.

Nothing too terrible, I wasnt some alcoholic abusive that went too far mind you... but if you added up all of the "bitches and **** you's" and myriad other things, they would make a sailor blush.

Truly some of the greatest mistakes of my life, cant hardly believe how horrible I was at times, going out to drink by myself?, why?!... disgusting and embarrassing, to say the least, it cost me the love of my life and my family.

Too young and stupid to realize what I was about to lose.

If only we got a mulligan in life.

If I'm ever fortunate enough to find a new girl, a real girl... she's gonna be lucky, atleast in the sense that she has hooked up with a man that has learned sooo many lessons.

your best friend gave me a blowjob outta do the trick.

I tried talking my ex girlfriend into anal a few times and she would always go into a 20 minute bitchfest about all the things that she didn't like about it

So one day she had been bitching at me all day and I got sick of it and told her I was going to **** her in the ass that night and she went into her speech again..after she finished I leaned forward looked her dead in the eyr and told her something that makes me smile to this day

I get why you hate anal so much..I really do..ass sex is just like vegetables..when your forced to have it as a child you can't enjoy it as an adult

I say terrible things to my wife every day, but she knows there in jest and usually returns them. Early on, when I get real pissed I shut her out and don't say anything. That's what I regret. It's definitely not healthy. I haven't really let loose on her. Thank God.

I said some mean things to some girls during the dumping proceedings of Buehler445, but I don't really regret any of that now, I don't really care about those people anymore.

Definitely not a significant other, but there was this girl in my dorm that somehow hated men, but REALLY wanted a boyfriend (I guess... **** it, I don't even know). Anyway, she was all hating on guys and saying how tough and strong and shit she was. I didn't really pay her too much mind, but when she mouthed off to me about something, I don't remember what, I picked her up and threw her in a trash can. I was so sick of her schtick about lifting weights and wanting to be tough and shit, I just threw her in there. I do regret it, though. While she was annoying as ****, she wasn't really a bad person or even very mean to me. I don't think she deserved to be thrown in a trashcan.

you should have just lifted her and threw her on the bed and just stared at her.... and then made her yours for the night

I was shortsighted in my youth.

My 13 yo was talking about how mom is skinny and I actually said "if you consider mom skinny what the heck to you consider me?"

Fortunately, she didn't hear that.

Most of us were. It's a societal issue, IMO, not a personal problem.

There was so much pressure to go to college, get married, have kids and buy a house that it can mess with your mind if those aren't your goals.

I tried to "play along" until I was miserable. No one understood it, not my parents and certainly not my girlfriends (even though I always warned them in advance).

Those ideals work for some people. I actually know people scores that have been together since Junior High that have children, grandchildren and in a few cases, great grandchildren before 50!

And here I am, 49, with a 2 year old. :D