****Mr. Flopnuts "I'm ****ing hammered" thread****
 

Going to try to condense my alcoholism and dumbassery in one thread. For you. Because I'm "The People's" mod. Post your drunken rants in here!

Q

I'm hoping to post in every thread but this one. Hahaha!

**** Q

Who needs casino cash? Redistribution of wealth time!

Try fu-q.

Fill me up.

Y?

This is totally a 5000 post thread. Lulz

I would like to be independently wealthy

I'm sorry. You're not broke enough. THANKS, OBAMA!

Oh, we have to be broke? BRB

Punishing a man for good cash management?

A system designed to fail.

If I pass out before you run dry, it's not my fault! #ThatsWhatSheSaid

Dumb

THANKS, OBAMA!

You know what I like about Bakersfield?

My power hour thread was SO much better

QQQQ - 4Q

I'm not sure anyone likes Bakersfield? :hmmm:

What did you drink?

A while back about 11 million was relieved from me for some reason and I am still trying to get over it. I have lost countless hours of sleep wondering what happened.

i will do whatever you want on vocaroo for casino cash

If people really want casino cash, I'll transfer all mine to the first person who wants it.

I demand cash and that you feed my goldfish.

I didn't now they turned the casino back on...

Q

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...855772&pid=1.7

He's drinking, it's different.

I still don't get Casino Cash.

You seem nice.

















































When sober :Poke:

you will need an 8 x 10 glossy

The only time I used it was for bribe money during the NOTY contests.

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I'm a tad tipsy from the wine I've been drinkin' while I cook.

IN for the drunken rants.

Bam.

Why would you bribe the n00bs? I thought the opposite was supposed to happen.

If I was a n00b vying for NOTY, I would offer 40,000 dollars in casino cash with 20 percent equity. I would also allow a 2 million dollar line of credit. This gives you the opportunity to enter into a finance agreement while not giving a significant amount of your company away.

Naked Turtle rum time! I'm not gonna do, what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and FLIP OUT MAN...I just have one question.... Who's comin with me??? C'mon maaaan.... WHO'S comin with me?? Jan.... Thank you Jan!!!

It started dumping snow on the commute. Wrestling practice got cancelled for the kids due to snow, so I could actually cook something at home for the family. Cooked up some tacos and decided to break my "no drinking during the week" to celebrate the snow by drinking a couple of beers.

Now it's looking like school may be cancelled tomorrow, so I may move on to a laphroig or two.

That is sooooo SEXY in a man! Hubba-Hubba!

Stop drinking and smoke weed instead flop, your liver will thank you.

He must have passed out

Got to do something to stay warm during the winners.

The Great Gonzo sees into the future...
Yes, YES!!! I see a thread soon to follow this one.
It says... Wait for it... Waaaaiiiitttt.

THATS IT!


"Guess who has two thumbs and no working liver?"

TOO SOON????

:shrug:

Yeah, that might help...

Rep...

I promise it's beer....

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You people don't seem nice! :( SR is gone it would appear...

???

Maker's neat here. Cheers Flop.

Props to Flops, he's a good dude, not to enable but I may have gas.

I love SR, but I find it somewhat troubling the ways in which the cheese can immediately slide off of his CP cracker at times.

Um, and how would that be any different from anyone else that posts on this board... might want to get off the high horse.

It's not, but rarely do people storm off. I don't get it; this place is just fun and games to me. :shrug:

I'm just posting to see how much casino cash I have.

Dad? Is that you?

Water... Yay, just ****ing YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was the better avatar, btw.

Hey, I'll take a cool 100 million in casino cash. I've got a bitch of a blackjack habit.

Lol, yep it will find its way back soon...

Who has two thumbs, ate enchiladas Saturday, fried chicken yesterday and drank more beer than drunk before an AA meeting with gas so bad he can clear a room with the lift of a butt cheek?

































This guy.

****er!

I hope Buzz doesn't have to take a crowded elevator up to his job.

I tend to start in the break room and crop dust back to my office, that way there is no clear culprit.

Is Flop passed out yet?

Check the fridge, if Gonzo is eating his lunch, then yes.

Why not both?

Met up with the ex, had some sushi, a couple of Sapporo's and a Mai Tai. Then went to help her with a photo shoot. A Romanian girl. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. For real.

Pics (LOL, don't say you don't have any!!!), or GTFO!

Will need pics...

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I'll see if she will send me some proofs. She usually does, or did, for my opinion.

If you wanna see the ex, I'll post that up.

or this.

R

What's the exchange rate?

Red card for filter evasion