Houston, TX Signs brought to you by the mentally challenged
 

Yeah, yeah. I know. Ban hammer coming. Oh well. It's the off season. Not many threads worth reading these days anyway. ROFL.

Nuthooks

thank god, i thought we were going to steal another promising NFL career

keep hope alive

asshole

Got me damn you.

what a wretched human being you are.

.

I hope you get antifreeze in your eye that renders that eye blind. Then, I hope that your depth perception is so off whack that when you spank it you slip and hit a sign leaving you with a nasty bruise.

Why you little bastard, mods do this guy up... stat!

I sad now

user name needs to be j j jerkoff.

I laughed.

LMAO

But nah, I aint really mad.

I knew it wasn't real because, otherwise, there would have been 14 other Houston threads.

Not to mention that the thread preview gave it away.

Please ban this ****.

you talking to jj or Claynus?

I was banned for doing this exact same thing about Scott Pioli (this is right after Carl resigned.)

During the ban, Clark had actually hired Scott Pioli. I was still banned for like a month.

Thread title needs to be changed to "I"m a raging douchebag".

His green light has gone dark and theres only a report post icon where his rep clicker used to be.

Looks like he hath suffered the Wrath of the Mods.

For one second in my life I was happy.

At least I learned something today.

Houston has a population of 2 million

Houston is 43 feet above sea level.

To be hung by your nuts!

Ban till after Draft at least.

I thought it was clever

The .008 mile high city.

Burn him on the stake!!! Burn him!!!

So brave.... so brave.

****ing die of aids

I hate you

Mods slacking on changing the title

He technically didn't lie. They are Houston signs.

I lol'd

Figured it would have been about Houston signing Kendrick Lewis to an extension or something

Lewis is with Baltimore now

I saw the title.

Then I looked at the poster who posted it.

So I thought to myself, "It's probably just a bunch of pictures of road signs in the city of Houston, because the ****ing moron wouldn't know a creative thought if it crawled up his nose and ate his brain."

Lo and behold, here we are.

This joke has been done about 20 times before.

It's not funny. It was maybe funny the first time. Now it's just ****ing stupid.

HOW VERY CREATIvE

Dumb. Knew since it wasn't started by Chief and Os that it wasn't the real deal.

Will rep upon return, A++++++

Well easy to see who has their panties in a wad.

http://troll.me/images/xzibit-happy-...i-was-like.jpg


got me too

at first i was like

wow, we actually spent cash on a great player that we signed..and didnt let him get away


and then i was all

oh yah, cheaps

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you bastard!

Hahaha. he should have saved this for the april 1st. ...

Damnit, Carl!

I was hoping Hugh signed...

He gone!

Don't care how many times I see it, this one never fails to shock... WHAT could've been so bad in that guys life to take this action LMAO

He was lead to believe Justin Houston signed a new contract? 7:44 and still kicking. You're the man!

That's not a nuthook. This is a nuthook:

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225...cJEcpwBYAQ.jpg

what a horrible way to die.

what happened to the mod abuse name change to jjjerkoff

How long was the ban? The lack of originality alone should be worth an extra couple weeks.

I got banned five years ago for "berry signs". Same deal

What happened? Need more detail.

Playoff game vs. Indy.

LMAO

Original thread title was "Houston Signs".

ROFL umm, catching himself on fire?

Who hasn't doused themselves in flammable liquid, sat on a high window sill and played with open flame. It could happen to anybody! Scary.

My Grandpa used to do that all the time. Alzheimer's disease is a bitch.

He forgot he was flammable?

Quote:

Houston, TX Signs brought to you by the mentally challenged

LMAO

Love this very loosely moderated forum. Also love that some things are sacred.

I guess I'm not on enough to have seen the joke before

It would have killed on April 1.

Premature Chiefulation.

I don't have a lot of sympathy for someone who deliberately does something that he knows will result in his banning. He even states it in the OP.

Why are your panties in a wad about it?

I don't read that statement as a complaint towards the banning. More of an approval, in my opinion.

It sounded like sarcasm and disapproval to me. Perhaps Wazu will weigh in and let us know.

Could be right. God damn sarcasm in text can be tough to decipher.

This is one of those things that should lead to an IP ban on any sports related message board. There's nothing that pisses me off more than misleading thread titles. It's the cheapest form of trolling, save KC_Native's gay butt sex jokes.

Luckily, this one stood out like a white sprinter in an Olympic race. I doubt very many people fell for it.

I'm just happy that they took my idea of jjjerkoff

Pretty sure he was being sincere, that he loved some things being sacred.

So when KC_Native tells a gay butt sex joke, you bite? :D

I bit for it big time.

Guess you never heard of Valery Borzov.
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ROFL the lone black dude @1:15 with the dad socks pulled up.

No bites. Only a few nibbles.