NFL Hires first Female Offical
 

Apparently she has been officiating Collegiate games for a while. I am surprised it has taken this long honestly.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/...ort/ar-AAaoL3r

Skimpy Uniform to follow?

There has to be a rape whistle joke in here, somewhere....

Great, so we get a flag fest every 4th Sunday.

I'm sure she'll be better than Jerry Markbreit.

I vote yes


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In this order
Middle
Left
Right

I wonder how many yards a 'bitch what?' response is

ROFL

Right, middle, left. I'd like to get called for a neutral zone infraction with either of them but would probably end up with a false start instead.

I know from NFL Films some of the language that flies around but can just see now a player getting penalized when he was actually cursing another player and she thinks it's all about her.

You know she's gonna be a hard ass, being the first woman ref. She better have thick skin. Can wait for Rex Ryan to ask her if he can fondle her feet.

This pretty much seals the deal for Ray Rice

Yeah wait until she is in the way and a player puts a hand on her chest to push her out of the way, or she gets knocked over and landed on "inappropriately".

Yeah, baby, yeah!

I like it! She can't be any worse than the male officials

Wonder what the response would be to a "good game" a la Chad Johnson of a few years back.

As long as she understands the physicality of the game and can keep up I'm sure she'll be just fine.

Pic?

How long until one of the other refs tells her to go make him a sammich?

How long until a player asks if she is the HEAD referee?

Illegal touching by an offensive lineman will take on a whole new meaning.

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Oh great, she has a lazy eye.

This will go over well.

Related to Elway?

Maybe she will clean up the league NFL officials are a laughable joke.

I don't care about an officials gender. I would much rather the NFL hire their first zebra that can see.

The most "NFL knowledgeable" woman I have ever met was still in the bottom 5% of knowing what the **** was going on during a game.


Not sexist, just reality. Men have no lives, thus the immense football knowledge.

If she sucks have as bad as the current crews than good hire.

She's gonna throw a flag and not say what the penalty was. "I shouldn't have to tell you, you should already know."

Thats a dude.

I'd just go right 3 times while the other 2 take care of each other next to us!!

I think so too.

So much "this".

Once a month the O-line we play against might finally get called for holding.

I was thinking
Middle
Left
Quietly walk away with them before the one on the right notices anything

Are they firing Jerome Boger? Or that clown that cost us the playoffs in Arizona?

How long before she ****s a player?

Would unnecessarily rough

She will,probably try to be all honest and call games fairly

After which you can catch her on dancing with the stars and at the officials combine if she can pony up the 400 dollars

SAY NO TO WHITE OFFICIAL PANTS!

No it won't.

The defender will get flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct, cause there's nothing wrong if a man just wants to hold you.

Good point.

Where's the nudes to prove this?

During that time of month, she better be careful not to reach down during all the excitement and grab a string to throw the flag! :eek:


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I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

There is a lot of misogyny in this thread. Not really surprised.

I don't think she can get much worse than some of the current refs. But I thought this was funny.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport">@BleacherReport</a> coach: ref what's the call
Ref: nothing
Coach: no really ways the call
Ref: no it's fine</p>&mdash; PATRICK (@patricklarker) <a href="https://twitter.com/patricklarker/status/583994623019868160">April 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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The first time she ****s-over the home team it's going to be brutal!

This isn't good. You know that a woman ref is going to drag out some bullshit holding call on number 87, and it won't be because number 87 was holding on this ****ing play just now and she saw him do it, it'll be because her ****ing friend told her some shit about how number 87 was offside all the ****ing time like three years ago, and it won't make any difference that number 87 was going through a divorce at the time and he was hung over a lot because his ungrateful bitch of a wife took him for his house and his car after she ****ed number 64 and sucked number 23's dick and you know damned good and well what the bitch did with number 69, but number 87 is over that shit now and he didn't hold on that ****ing play just now and his offside days are way behind him and he doesn't hold on any other plays either and a woman ref just isn't going to let a brother be happy and forget the past and move on with his life. You know what I'm saying?

It's referee not refershe...amirite?

urite. urite.

I feel like I should have an opinion on all this.

This is by far the funniest post.
The one with the pictures of tampon strings was just stupid. Sannyasi, who the **** is that anyways?... had a funny one. I try and catch most Cleveland Broncos posts but that one made my head hurt. And you've gotta give the man playing white knight to all of CPs sweet damsels in distress who really had no idea that this place was an offensive locker room cloaked in pseudo intellectualism.

Plus, I long ago posted a story about this chick and warned all of you, but do you ever ****ing listen to me?

I'll say again, the first time she blows a call against the home team it's going to be an epic roast (that the NFL will make sure is never heard or shown). It'll be too hard for the average drunk and avid fan to refrain from.

And 30 years from now we'll all LOL about this.