Hi. I'm Lying Out My Ass Rob Lowe....
 

DirecTV getting bitch slapped by Comcast for "deceptive advertising."

Story:

Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have cable."

"And I'm deceptive advertising Rob Lowe, and I have DirecTV."

Following a Comcast complaint, the Better Business Bureau this week recommended that DirecTV discontinue its hilarious ad campaign featuring actor Rob Lowe, because the satellite TV company couldn't substantiate many of the claims made in the commercials.

DirecTV clams in the spots that its service gets 99% signal reliability, up to 1080p HD programming, better picture and sound quality than cable, more sports programming than its rivals and shorter customer service wait times than its cable competitors. It also said it was rated No. 1 in customer satisfaction.

The ads feature Lowe playing various awkward versions of himself, including a Rob Lowe with scrawny arms, "painfully awkward" Rob Lowe, "super creepy" Rob Lowe, "far less attractive" Rob Lowe and "meathead" Rob Lowe.

At the end of the commercials, the normal, DirecTV version of Lowe says, "Don't be like this me. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV."

In most cases, the Better Business Bureau National Advertising Division review board agreed with Comcast and urged DirecTV to pull or modify the ads.

For instance, the NAD found no supporting evidence to substantiate the "far less attractive" Rob Lowe commercial's claim that DirecTV has better picture and sound quality than cable. "Scrawny arms" Rob Lowe claimed DirecTV has more sports programming, but the NAD said that was also unsupported.

The review board also said DirecTV failed to explain how it arrived at its customer service claims. The NAD even took issue with the commercials' statement "don't be like this me," because it "conveyed a comparative and unsupported superiority message."

It did, however, find that DirecTV's message of 99% signal reliability and "up to 1080p" picture were solid.

DirecTV is appealing the claim that the ads are deceptive.

In a statement, the company said it "continues to believe that the various Rob Lowe advertisements are so outlandish and exaggerated that no reasonable consumer would believe that the statements being made by the alter-ego characters are comparative or need to be substantiated."

According to a report in Variety, DirecTV has stopped airing the Lowe ads because the company had moved on to another ad campaign.

This isn't the first time DirecTV has been charged with false or misleading advertising.

The Federal Trade Commission ruled in March that the satellite company failed to make it clear that its $19.95-a-month plan requires two-year contract is required, and that customers must proactively cancel the free premium channels like HBO and Showtime that they get during the first three months of the package.

Link to story:
http://www.kmbc.com/money/directv-to...inkId=13415653

Whatever it takes to get those blasted commercials off the air, I say go for it!

Any sat TV has far better signal than cable.

Cable relies on old lines with a **** ton of signal noise they refuse to replace.

DTV shouldn't pull the adds, even though they suck. They should go to bum-**** nowhere and compare cable and DTV signals and clarity...

this

Unless a cloud goes over your house.

there is negligible difference in picture quality between coax cable and satellite. Fiber is marginally better. The only major differnec would be compression on a cable system, if used.

Of course with satellite you have the whole weather thing...

DirectTV has partially corrected this issue. It is still present but takes a lot more to disrupt signal then when they first came out. My roommates had it a couple years back and I was honestly surprised at the reliability. It really had to be raining cats and dogs for it to go down.

Too bad. It was the best acting Rob Lowe has ever performed

DirecTV should also own up to the fact that there's almost no 60 FPS content on their service.

I don't know why they switched but I haven't seen a 60 FPS broadcast in ages. Everything is 30 FPS.

Huh. To me, it's pretty obvious that DirecTV rules the world when it comes to sports programming, and it's pretty common knowledge that cable companies compress their signals, which degrades quality. (Whether that's perceptible by humans is debatable though.)

I've never understood the whole signal going out issue with satellite. Maybe my installation is just awesome, but I've probably seen an average of 2 outages a year that last 30-60 seconds.

Same. I loved DirecTV. Great customer service, good support, never had an issue with a dish going out of service.....but then again, I live in SoCal....we only have one season here....the good one.

The only time I lose signal with DirecTV is if I get snow build up on my dish. Thunderstorms and heavy snow don't knock it out any more.

I switch people from cable to dish and directv every day and there is almost always a massive difference in picture quality. Even in homes that mediacom replaced the homes wiring.

Not sure how comcast stacks up, but the difference between mediacom and either dish company is huge.

Same here

The more you post, the more I realize just how much of a true geek you really are.

It has nothing to do with being a geek. This is 2015, I pay over a hundred bucks a month for satellite services, I should have some ****ing 60 FPS for my sports.

I've been saying for years that they are lying, deceptive pieces of shit. Not exactly breaking news here.

Who is actually filming in 60FPS?

Well, I can't tell the damn difference. Of course I'm technology limited. On button, remote, off button. Play, stop.

In fairness, you say that about everyone.

No one.

I don't know what he's talking about. You can't upsample frame rates. You can downsample (30 FPS to 23.89 or whatever).

The source is the source.

I've had Direct TV for 12 years and I've had one loss of signal, which was back in 2004, with far less advanced equipment.

The picture quality and especially the audio quality, are far superior, IMO, to Time Warner Cable, AT&T, Comcast and Everest. Having everything On Demand (as opposed to limited programming) is another awesome feature.

Comcast, who's leading this charge against Direct TV, can suck it.

That's what I'm talking about.

DirecTV takes all these ****ing 60 FPS sports streams and turns them into 30 FPS for some reason.

They used to have 60 FPS but changed it. Bandwidth maybe? No idea.

I miss my 60 FPS.

Lots of sports channels have been shown in 60 FPS for a long time.

I can't find anything about the NFL being available at 60fps except through an exclusive agreement with Xbox One, but I certainly don't claim to be an expert.

It's been that way for years.

Example:

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2xt2SGfmG8Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It's not "true" 59.98 FPS because the cameras aren't recording at 59.98 FPS. What they do is double the frames, so two 29.99 frames equal 59.98.

Personally, I haven't noticed that sporting events look any different now than they have in the past.

There's a huge difference, IMO. The motion is not nearly as smooth.

Hmm, I haven't noticed on any of my LED or LCD TV's.

I liked the Creepy Rob Lowe one. Also the one where he eats the sandwich that he found on the bus.

People don't understand how little credibility the BBB should have. You can resolve complaints and they wont increase your grade or show that online without significant payment. They're a shitty organization that I give no credence too.

They should have done a "Hi. I'm Pedophile Rob Lowe and I have cable" one.

And I'm audiophile Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV.

With DirecTV I have over 70 digital quality music stations to play all my favorite tunes across every genre through time!

And with cable I have 27 dedicated channels to Nickelodeon and Disney tween shows!

I love those commercials!

These ****s have taken all of the fun out of advertising.

Eh, the issue is really more about the statements they're making than about Rob Lowe's characters themselves.

To be fair you live in a place known for its lack of weather changes and storms.

Comcast can still suck it though.

I have no doubt that they stretched some truths - it happens - but the idea of Comcast complaining when someone said they have better customer service is hilarious to the point of being surreal.

True. But during the winter, we've often had very severe rain and thunderstorms which resulted in flash floods and I've never lost signal. In 2005, we had something like 46 inches of rain in January and February. I had a river for a street, literally, and the signal was never lost.

I would imagine that the biggest deterrent in the KC area would be the wind and tornadoes. I'd be shocked if rain and snow would kill the signal in 2015.

I've had probably 98% consistent service since I moved here in 2013.

I think it was actually worse in Houston because it rains more down there.

My only real complaint with DirecTV is that they call trying to scam me into getting their movie channels almost every month like clockwork. I fell it for once, never again.

I have six boxes and every channel they offer. As long as you're willing to sit on the phone every six months to renew or get deals, it's really affordable, IMO.

I pay $172 a month with tax for everything, which I think is a very good deal.

I've tired of the hassle of going through all that to get a decent deal and will be cancelling and "cutting the cord" in a week or so when my contract is up. I'm definitely looking forward to $15/month for Hulu and Netflix rather than $120 for DTV like I am now (though I'm sure I'll add more stuff like SlingTV shortly after).

If Comcast doesn't have the facts to take this to the FTC or bring a suit against DirecTV independently then they probably don't have a leg to stand on.

The Better Business Bureau? What's next...Comcast leaving a bad review on Yelp?

I understand.

But I have to do for our VOIP and internet service through Time Warner so I just put it in my calendar and knock them both out at the same time.

I actually cancelled my DTV subscription about six weeks ago. I was planning on doing the OTA and Netflix thing (among other options).

DTV sent an email about two weeks after my cancellation with an awesome deal. So now, I get my previous package (Choice Plus, I think) with Sunday Ticket and movie channels for three months (not a biggie for me). My bill is now $57.09/month including taxes and fees. It's only a 12 month agreement and I just received my $200 DTV debit card. Not bad.

If you make good on your threat to leave they'll capitulate. My previous bill for the same service w/o Sunday ticket was about $90.

That's bullshit. Puffery is protected commercial speech. You're not required to hawk your products by saying 'hey our competitors are great too, but we'd really like it if you picked us anyway.'

Major 30mph winds + rain is the only time I lose service and it only knocks the High Def channels out. You can switch over to Standard and the picture will still be there.

They should all fear Google fiber and Google TV. ;)

20 years ago called. They want your complaint to come home.

Yeah, I'm sure I could talk them down. At this point though, I'm just ready to kick the whole "Live TV" idea to the curb. I'm sure there will be some growing pains, but I know plenty of people who aren't paying for cable these days and are perfectly happy, so we'll see how it goes.

"hilarious ad campaign"?

Can we sue whoever wrote this story for a false statement?

I've always thought Directv had a better picture quality. I haven't had them since 2012.

Time Warner now. Their DVRs were steaming piles. Much better now.

I've got sat TV at my cabin in the Sandhills and it's ****ing shit. No cable options out there and DTV knows it so they supply a sub par product. Good luck getting a decent internet signal as well. My phone, (operating on old 3G) emits a stronger hotspot wifi signal than anything.

He was awesome in Wayne's World man. Don't go being dramatic and what not.

Only if it's Rolling Stone.

In the 13 years I've had Time Warner I will say they up time is six-sigma, but that's all I'll give them. They are pricy and they are more than willing to f-over their customers for the thinnest penny.

I hope Google Fiber gives me everything I want in terms of BW and reliability for the Interwebs and TV part of the deal. But it will blow having to go third-party for home phone services.

I had satellite in the late 90s, it was terrible, and I've never considered it again. But the 17 year gap might be something that I should get over if Google ends up not being the cat's ass..

I'm moving to KCK in a couple of months. Not sure what the house currently has, but we have Comcast up here in SF and I loathe it. Hate it to my core.
Had DIRECTV in LA and it was pretty good. I'm thinking of getting it out there.
Thoughts? (I don't need sundAy ticket)

I can't imagine any reason to have Directv outside of Sunday Ticket.

Everything on every channel is available On Demand. For someone like me that doesn't get to the TV until around 10:30pm each night, it's awesome to be able to stream any movie or program on the premium channels and watch whenever I want, regardless of what's actually on.

I have a DVR for that.

Our Comcast (Xfinity) does that. I just despise the UX of the interface and menus, and it's set up where the DVRis one main box and all others are slave boxes, which often can't connect to the main, and always can't pause nor rewind live TV.

Jesus. Talk about pissing your money away.

Explained to you in the other thread: work expense.

I rarely have time to even set things up on the DVR, other than the kid's stuff, so it really works well for me, especially since I never see the promo's and pretty much never know what's currently airing.

Also, I originally missed a great series on Showtime hosted by David Steinberg that I saw one night, so I downloaded On Demand every previous episode and binge watched, which is also another great feature.

Plus, I'm Captain Insano when it comes to video and audio quality and quite frankly, I think all of the cable providers pale in comparison. U-Verse doesn't hold a candle to DTV's broadcasts, either, IMO.

I was hanging out with a girl in college (NWMSU), getting drunk, and she suddenly blurted out "I want to **** Rob Lowe!"

That night, she did!

So when does the complaint come in about Dish claiming they have "the same sports"? Pretty sure Bob Dole pays an annual fee for NFL games Dish doesn't have.

Oh...and 6>1. That changes everything.

bullcrap. My dads signal goes out when it sprinkles. DTV has been out 3 times to do adjustments and it never fixes the issue. They can take their signal quality and shove it. He is actually going back to cable as soon as the contract ends.

Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. I think the commercials are hilarious too.

I also think it's a bitch move by Comcast to complain about obvious parody commercials. It just shows that the commercials are effective.

I'm Crazy Paranoid Rob Lowe... and I have Cable.