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Netflix and chill
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Kind of sucks this has become such a big social media thing. Man that used to be my go to. LMAO Women are catching on though.
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Come over and watch a movie is mine. Works 69% of the time, everytime.
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No D E B E R G option
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Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".
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You can't just openly admit you are going to use her. She at least wants you to pretend you just want to spend some quality time with her. |
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Sing her my new song and close the deal.
You come out wearing your red nighty you look fine like you do nightly it's not that your pussy is not tightly but tonight I'm gonna PIIYB. The shape of your booty excites me, that's a feeling I don't take too lightly, crack scratch fever got me itchin like poison ivy, so tonight I'm gonna PIIYB Damn girl the way you shake that booty on the floor, most can't keep up but I'm comin back for more. When the bass drops it makes your booty start to quiver, and has the bulge in my boxers growing bigger. Now you're in the bedroom dancing and feeling the vibe, and your juices start flowing like the rising of the tide. Just hold your breath and grin it'll only hurt for a minute, but then you'll be moaning with pleasure when I'm really deep up in it Chorus First things first I'm gonna eat that booty like groceries, bury my tongue so deep between those cheeks. |
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Where did this cum from?
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I just learned I'm old. Ouch.
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Girls definitely want plausible deniability.
The last girl I bung invited me over for "coffee." Neither of us drank coffee, but we were certainly up all night. :evil: |
I wish I were still in college.
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Dr Pepper obv
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If it actually was a girl. NTTATWWT. |
Big Smoke - next time use chillax versus chill - edit if you can.
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thanks bud.
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Cheesy pick-up lines and stupid sayings like this are for guys with absolutely no game (I'm looking at you Claythan Fett). |
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1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this. 2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up **** you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority. So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it. Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears. PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL |
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This has been code for sex since the talkies came out.
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I was taken many times in my youth with the suggestion that I come over and watch MTV.
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Have a sneaking suspicion that Smoke is a virgin. Waiting for the change to a MeatPeeker user name and a thread about him listening to his sister get ****ed any day now.
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So what if you just want to actually chill? Is there some other trendy buzzword for that?
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yes Fish - Chillax.
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I've been married for almost 18 years. Back when I met my wife, our version of "Netflix and chill" was "hang out and go to Blockbuster". Sorry if I hurt your feelings, Clay. You're an easy target sometimes. |
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Count, I believe he called it "trimming the bush" back then
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Takin' ole one eye up the tuna canal...
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Admit that! |
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Just cut to the chase....
Netflix and F_ck |
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If she's out of your league, my gift to the dating challenged
Roses are red There is wine on the shelf I'll be thinking of you while I pleasure myself |
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Let me help the date thread folks some more with new material to use
Do you wanna come over And watch Netflix while I pout I'll squirt on your back really quick And you can let yourself out. |
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Netflix and chillax
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