Red Rocket is coming...
 

Are you ready to get beaten like red-headed step children by a redhead?

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That's quite the turnaround...if i recall, he has sucked in years past. 140.0 when the blitz is on is indeed impressive.

Andy Dalton, the most awesome ginger to ever attend TCU.

Yet another data point as to why we should draft Boykin. He is destined for greatness.

The Bengals are the biggest surprise too me so far this year. They have looked elite in all phases.

Andy Dalton is 2nd in YPA and has been sacked only 2 times this year....

I wonder what that's like...

That offense is stacked and their defense is pretty good too.

It'll be another 14+ margin in the first half and the game will effectively be over before the 4th quarter starts.

I've read that ginger.....ness, is a trait that is slowly going away in humans. Not sure if it's because nobody wants to mate with male gingers, or something else?

AJ Green might go off for 400.

Geno Atkins is going to kill Alex Smith.






















I can dream.

I'm hoping Pacman Jones gets ahold of Alex:

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Ginger is 27 turning 28. That's the age QBs show what they are normally as that is their prime.

Seriously though.....that offense has a TON of weapons.

AJ Green
Marvin Jones
Tyler Eifert
Jeremy Hill
Gio Bernard

Alex just needs more weapons.

The defense can't handle that many players. Green, Jones, Eifert and Hill on the field at the same time? Goodnight Irene.

I thought this was going to be about you blowing your dog. You got me good

Fixed.

Maclin could be that wide open and Smith would never attempt that throw.

Nope. The second the LT and LG get walked back within two yards of him he's running out of the pocket for a 3-4 yard scramble.

I don't know that he CAN make that throw. That was a 35-yard line drive throw. Alex has to put a ton of loft on balls to get them that far.

Yep, dogshit coaching has led us to this point....

**** OFF!

YOU HAVE TO GIVE ALEX TIME TO THROW THE BALL IT ALL STARTS UP FRONT GAMES ARE WON IN THE TRENCHES I OPENED MY LUNCH PAIL AND THE ****ING WIFE PUT SWISS CHEESE ON MY ROAST BEEF SANDWICH AGAIN DOESN'T SHE EVER ****ING LISTEN

Alex sucks, but let's not get carried away here. Andy Dalton has been better, yes...but this is a very winnable game with Smith coming back. Will we? Who the **** knows...but let's not pretend like Andy Dalton is suddenly Aaron Rodgers.

This x1000...this is fraidy cat runnin' scared territory for Alex:

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ChiefsPlanet as a whole should eat crow for bashing Dalton.

Not I.

I have praised the great ginger for all his greatness all along.

I still want no part of Big Ginger in the playoffs.

This week I've given serious consideration to starting him in FD...

Red hair is highly recessive. Really only found in Scandinavian countries and places with a large Scandinavian ancestry. Even then it was rare enough for people to get named after it ie Erik the Red.

Alex is going to show Dalton why he was a 2nd round pick!

Regular season warrior.

I thought his moniker was Red Rifle? I know Fitzpatrick's moniker is the Amish Rifle.

No, it's the MENSA-manager...

He'll fit right in!

Since this isn't a playoff game Andy dalton will go off 4 TD minimum

Not even. He's a September-October warrior. They started fast last year too. Last year they were 3-0 and didn't win the Division. This is good for the Chiefs. Last year clay did this same stupid shit before the buffalo game. Touting the great Kyle Orton.

You have to play them next? Oh lord

Secondary play for the Bengals isn't elite. If only Alex could throw a forward pass.

Kirkpatrick got crushed and old man Steve Smith nearly had 200 yards and a pair of TDs against them.

Nugent is also a shit level kicker imo

Dalton sucks

Your mom sucks.

Jekyll and Hyde. He could easily shit his pants in between several Houston Hali sandwiches. You sucked him dry last year too ROFL

Frightened of Cincy now...good lord

They're a better team.

Dalton has been league average for the past 3 years and has had a lot of help from AJ Green but there are far worse QBs to have.

He isn't Aaron Rodgers, but he is playin really well right now, and Aaron Rodgers didn't have AJ Green.

These Bengals might be the best team in the AFC at this point not located in New England.

Bring forth the rapening.

Yeah, they're so ****ing good. 3-0 and have beaten teams with a combined 3-6 record. Let us praise them with much praise!!

Prepare thy cooch.

Oh, this place is hilarious, I love it. I understand that Alex smith is a bum, but why are you clowns lusting over Andy Dalton? Everybody around here says we'll never win a playoff game or super bowl with Alex. And I'm just curious..how many of those things does Andy have in his 4 playoff appearances?

Peters v. Green should be fun to watch.

All I know is, after the soul crushing defeat to the Donks, followed by a humiliation on national TV to the Packers, the Chiefs better show the **** up for this game. Frankly, it's a must win for them if they ever hope to make the playoffs, which is their stated goal.

I won't hold my breath, but weirder things have happened. Remember last year when we beat the Patriots AND the Seahawks? Weirder things have indeed happened.

That's all I got.

They'll win a few, but the lesson learned is this:

The Chiefs can not beat championship-level teams.

Well, to be fair...the Patriots DID win the Superbowl after we beat them...so...

...but I get what you mean.

If Cincy was smart they would simply move him to the slot position so Tayvon Branch would cover him the whole game. Because well, Bob Sutton doesn't know how to accommodate for that type of strategy.

No they really aren't.

I am expecting another blow out. They have enough talent on defense to keep Alex throwing horizontal with at least 2 INT's / Fumbles. We have the absolute worst O-line, QB and secondary in the NFL- Cincy has to be excited to play this team.

Andy refuses to change his play calling to help prop up a weak O line. I have have zero faith in him calling plays, managing the clock and evaluating talent. I am sure the Chiefs will find new ways to bumble and fumble their way to another embarrassing loss.

48 - 10 Cincy all day every day.

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This line isn't nearly as bad as Alex Smith makes it look.

They can not create running lanes when everyone on defense is lining up within 8 yards of the line, and they are giving Smith as much time, or more, as any QB in this league consistently.

They aren't. Flip schedules and you have similar W L records at this point. Plus Dalton shits his pants good against Watt and the Texans.

Andy "Red on the head like a dick on a dog" Dalton is going to light up that overrated D this weekend. Expect Hill to bust out of his slump too.

You lost 33-0 at home to these chodes? ROFL BAHAHA

Gaines is done.

Red Rocket is going HAM on our secondary this week. Picked him up in one of my fantasy leagues. I may have to give him the start.

I am guarandamnteeing a win in this game.


Didn’t say which team

Barely beat an average Charger team at home...FRIGHTENED!

Don't blink. It is very likely that Oakland will be 3-1 and you guys will be 1-3 after the weekend. You guys are in a rough spot that you are only going to trend down from the next few years. Oakland is trending in the right direction.

I agree-Smith makes the line look even worse, but Matthews imposed his will on that line.

Not only have the O line been bull rushed at will-they don't seem to know their blocking assignments. Countless times have let the D. come unblocked.

They can't seem to figure out any kind of blitzes whatsoever- whether it is a straight up attack or delayed. Alex is the worst QB I have ever seen against a blitz which only makes it worse.

It is going to be a long year.

Jesus dude, your memory lasts about 24 hours.

The bengals aren't that good. They aren't heads and shoulders above the Chiefs. They beat the Raiders, the Ravens and Chargers. Those are three bad teams. The Chiefs lost to the Broncos and packers. Neither team has lost a game. Perspective.

The point is, and has been pointed out, that Chiefs are already displaying signs of a team broken. It's really no longer a talent vs. talent issue.

Reid has lost them.

Not at all. Most predicted to start 2-2. And if somehow they beat the pussies they would be just that with the Bears going into the bye. I would consider that a success. It was going to take a while for the oline to gel and not having Sean Smith definitely hurt. But if as you think the Chiefs get obliterated at Cinci, I'll join you in this hatred thing. [emoji23]

This. Why in the **** have we not changed O line coaches? Our line is horrendous every year, yet the guy just keeps his job.

After a quick google search I see that they're keeping their jobs first because they're claiming JC's yards are from OL play, and secondly he's from Philly

I don't think the line has done JC any favors the last few years. JC openly questioned the O line play before the season started. Management listened by signing Grubby and Fannicuz, then drafted Morse. Jury is still out on Morse, but he holds in own more than not it seems.

I agree we need some new coaching involved- this line is beat down. We still have some tough Defenses to play. No where to go but up.

****ing Dalton, why you keep pimping this guy is far beyond me.

He's more a product of Lewis being able to collect "his" guys for eleventy billion years now than anything else... Dalton is the new Jim/Chris Everett, **** cincy.

Betcha won't call him Chris again.

I'm starting to hope the kid puts 70 on us. Just so we can see those stupid looks Andy gives when he realizes he's mentally too slow for the game in 2015.

And It'll be funny to note that they'll never pan into the owner's suite so we can see Chunt looking down at all the little people.

If Joe Flacco can win a SB, so can Andy Dalton. They're very similar QBs.

You will offer your apologies to Red Rocket in this thread.

He was amazing today.

Truly a ****ing stud. The complete 180 of all things ReidSmith.

If I tell you to go **** yourself, can that suffice?