Woman takes sausage into Walmart bathroom ends up arrested.
 

Ban Sausages?

News 8 Louisiana – Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands. She was arrested and taken into custody where she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest. Walmart management said in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior. They have a strict policy against shoplifters and a sign on the bathroom door that clearly reads, “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.”
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That's KC naive's baby momma.

I wonder will they sell that particular sausage at a discount, now? You know, like how some stores sell dented cans of soup at a 10% mark down.

I love sausaQe.

Ewwww!!

Imagine how many sausage rolls get the Shaniqua treatment, then put back and sold??

Quite interestinQ

Ohh man this is a Q??

Note to Al Bundy: Now8News is a parody news site. :D

Ohh man.. I fell for it all. Lock this.

Katipan already weighed in on her preferred sausage.

So now we're going to get tons of morons putting up now8news stories every week right?

Fun.

Wait, it's a fake story? And that's the best they could do with that story? Not very creative. Now8news sucks.

It's good enough for Facebook posts, e-mail forwards and message boards.

Jimmy Dean doesn't make Vienna sausages.

ROFL

**** yes.

there was a Qatie Pan appearance in the other thread.

it was Quite nice.

;)

Not only was it already posted, it's a made up story. Good work like always Bundy

What did she go with I'll bet it was Italian sausage wasnt it?

Add picture to OP for reference
http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploa...10/SAUSAGE.jpg

I was going to post that after Baby Lee's bitch but he didn't deserve the attention.

To clarify again, two of your hands or two of mine?

The vagina is only so long, peddle your ginormous poking stick elsewhere.

Oh, I'm not peddling. I was impressed by how spot-on you managed to be if I read you correctly. You know your stuff.

Whoa! Gawddamn!

Dafuq did I do now?

Geez, you can let a girl dream.

Nothing :)