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Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:22 PM

-- I'd love to plow Britney Spears!

& I'm starting to work it tonight - I'm friending her ass on Facebook!!!

Love this song! Work Bitch!

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Would you love to plow Britney Spears?

TimBone

11-06-2015 08:23 PM

Sure. Might as well.

HoneyBadger

11-06-2015 08:23 PM

I'm not so sure she would be into you.

Baby Lee

11-06-2015 08:24 PM

Careful you don't get any Klonopin on your junk.

TambaBerry

11-06-2015 08:25 PM

yes,very much so

KCrockaholic

11-06-2015 08:26 PM

I think I'd rather go back about 10-12 years, then plow.

Lonewolf Ed

11-06-2015 08:27 PM

I'll pass. You can have my turn!

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:31 PM

what if she only had on the ugly Royals' xmas sweater and royal blue leg warmers?

rabblerouser

11-06-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11867553)

Careful you don't get any Klonopin on your junk.

ROFL

**** you, it's Xanax and that's just part of the experience.

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 11867555)

yes,very much so

I love u

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 08:31 PM

Much like Pamela Anderson, she looks like complete white trash in person.

Without all of her makeup and hair stylists (not to mention the rest of her team), she's be a 6 at best.

Plus, she can't sing or write music. She's the Millennial version of Milli-Vanilli for her generation.

She has singers off stage that actually sing for her.

KCrockaholic

11-06-2015 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

I agree. And even when she was in her "prime" she was continuously caught lip singing at shows. Plug your nose, then sing. That's Britney Spears.

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

Much like Pamela Anderson, she looks like complete white trash in person.

Without all of her makeup and hair stylists (not to mention the reset of her team), she's be a 6 at best.

Plus, she can't sing or write music. She's the Millennial version of Milli-Vanilli for her generation.

She has singers off stage that actually sing for her.

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:36 PM

Let's just say I'm disappointed. I thought she was fun and seemed nice.

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:38 PM

Sorry Britney - If Dane doesn't approve - you have to go. Goodbye my pop princess. I'm sure you'll look like Lita Ford in no time, no way.

God darned it - well it was a fun fantasy Friday for about 12 mins or so. :(

Chief Northman

11-06-2015 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

Ozzy has an offstage singer? Wow. That offstage singer is terrible. Saw Sabbath in 2014, and will see them again in January. Band was tight.... Ozzy not so much. Just living off his reputation and legacy now, but I can't pass him up with Iommi and Butler.

RunKC

11-06-2015 08:40 PM

Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Northman (Post 11867582)

would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

Coochie liquor

11-06-2015 08:41 PM

She's not really my type, but i'd still do it on general principals (if I weren't married)

DaNewGuy

11-06-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11867585)

Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

But there a famous person's herpes!

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11867585)

Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

I do DELISH!

Coochie liquor

11-06-2015 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867587)

would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

Something about chicks with guys haircuts is a HUGE turn off for me. So, no.

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867580)

I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

Dayze

11-06-2015 08:44 PM

Herpes Royale for her

(lesser known Bond film as well)

Simply Red

11-06-2015 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867599)

I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

tranny-face?

Coochie liquor

11-06-2015 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867599)

I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

I hope your not gonna ruin my fantasy about Susan Boyle not being that hot in person next.

MTG#10

11-06-2015 08:48 PM

Speaking of, what ever happened to Mr Plow?

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867601)

tranny-face?

Just skanky Independance white trash.

Pale and nasty.

TambaBerry

11-06-2015 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

Wouldn't even care, you know how easy kids had it these days? i convinced my parents to buy me her cd so i could use her album pictures of her in her school girl outfit as spank material

Dayze

11-06-2015 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 11867602)

I hope your not gonna ruin my fantasy about Susan Boyle not being that hot in person next.

LMAO

The Franchise

11-06-2015 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11867605)

Speaking of, what ever happened to Mr Plow?

Creating more kids.

cosmo20002

11-06-2015 08:55 PM

So...it appears Dane was rejected by Britney Spears or she declined to perform for one of his jingles.

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 11867618)

So...it appears Dane was rejected by Britney Spears or she declined to perform for one of his jingles.

:facepalm:

Jingles? Where does this jingle nonsense come from?

She's a skank. She used to be talented but her mom derailed it all.

Chief Northman

11-06-2015 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867587)

would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

I probably would have thrown my dime in...

eDave

11-06-2015 09:02 PM

I heard she has a hairy muff.

PunkinDrublic

11-06-2015 09:07 PM

Sure if you can get past the fact that her vag looks like Bill Murrays mouth in Caddyshack.

TambaBerry

11-06-2015 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11867630)

I heard she has a hairy muff.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1315373929

TambaBerry

11-06-2015 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 11867641)

Sure if you can get past the fact that her vag looks like Bill Murrays mouth in Caddyshack.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...er-had-sex.jpg

Baby Lee

11-06-2015 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867587)

would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

jukebox? Ahem, it's called a record machine.

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Get your Foreigner fantasies the **** outta here.

Baby Lee

11-06-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11867630)

I heard she has a hairy muff.

I'm sure it has nothing on Demi Moore.

Chick had a bigger bush than most bikinis today.

You read that and you think you know. But unless you know, you don't know, man.

Buzz	11-06-2015 09:16 PM

So many azzholes that want to ruin a party.

Perineum Ripper

11-06-2015 09:20 PM

She is from Louisiana..so she probably has swamp ass..possibly swamp pussy

Simply Red

11-06-2015 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11867630)

I heard she has a hairy muff.

now that's impossible.

Brock

11-06-2015 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11867630)

I heard she has a hairy muff.

The finest kind

jspchief

11-06-2015 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

Out of all the pop bimbos, I can't think of one with less talent.

Stewie

11-06-2015 09:39 PM

She's attractive with a nice rack. I'd plow her.

alanm

11-06-2015 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867580)

What.. Did you want her to sing while you were plowing her???

Toby Waller

11-06-2015 09:45 PM

You do realize they can digitally inhance your looks on video now don't you? She was how a decade ago. She's Not hot now

Buzz	11-06-2015 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankpitts (Post 11867711)

You do realize they can digitally inhance your looks on video now don't you? She was how a decade ago. She's Not hot now

You seam familiar, did you ever stick your nutz in a coyote trap?

jonzie04

11-06-2015 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11867655)

I'm sure it has nothing on Demi Moore.

Chick had a bigger bush than most bikinis today.

You read that and you think you know. But unless you know, you don't know, man.

I just googled a picture of Demi Moores bush, JFC this is NOT an exaggeration. I couldn't even find her vagina in that rain forrest. I would still like to try though.

Demi Moores bush for those of you who have also been under a rock.

Image: Not Safe for Work

BigRedChief

11-06-2015 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 11867704)

She's attractive with a nice rack. I'd plow her.

Her body still looks hot. Isn't she in her mid 30's now?
http://www.moviecloud.info/wp-conten...vage-navel.jpg

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 09:57 PM

I love a hairy ass pussy.

Not gonna lie.

TimBone

11-06-2015 09:58 PM

****in' Dane could ruin a wet dream.

jonzie04

11-06-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867726)

I love a hairy ass pussy.

Not gonna lie.

Me too, but gawd damn.

Buzz	11-06-2015 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867726)

I love a hairy ass pussy.

Not gonna lie.

LOL! last thing I thought I hear from you.

Bugeater

11-06-2015 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867728)

****in' Dane could ruin a wet dream.

What do you expect from someone who lives in the land of crushed and ruined dreams?

BigRedChief

11-06-2015 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11867736)

LOL! last thing I thought I hear from you.

You think they don't like pussy in Cali?

Perineum Ripper

11-06-2015 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867726)

I love a hairy ass pussy.

Not gonna lie.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/318...ing-bush-o.gif

MTG#10

11-06-2015 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

:Lin:

KCFalcon59

11-06-2015 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

That's a mane, baby!

Brock

11-06-2015 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11867759)

:Lin:

Don't like women?

listopencil

11-06-2015 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867726)

I love a hairy ass pussy.

Not gonna lie.

Me too but that was a bit much. That's got to be Photoshop...right?

Squalor2

11-06-2015 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 11867558)

I'll pass. You can have my turn!

so shes not danish, but she is worty of strudeling

TLO	11-06-2015 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11867766)

Me too but that was a bit much. That's got to be Photoshop...right?

I'm going to pretend it is photo shopped, for my own peace of mind.

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:21 PM

There is no ****ing way that Demi picture is real. Dane, we're gonna need you to call Bruce or Ashton for confirmation.

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11867742)

What do you expect from someone who lives in the land of crushed and ruined dreams?

Fair point.

TLO	11-06-2015 10:23 PM

Bugnasty doin work.

listopencil

11-06-2015 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11867777)

I'm going to pretend it is photo shopped, for my own peace of mind.

Solid. I'm going with that too.

ShortRoundChief

11-06-2015 10:29 PM

So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

Buzz	11-06-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11867748)

You think they don't like pussy in Cali?

Who doesn't like pussy? are you defending the home team?

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867778)

There is no ****ing way that Demi picture is real. Dane, we're gonna need you to call Bruce or Ashton for confirmation.

Ashton, I can probably do.

Bruce, no.

I blew off a couple of parties around 2000 so I think I'm on the bad list.

Buzz	11-06-2015 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)

So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

Ding, Ding!

eDave

11-06-2015 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/no.gif

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867799)

Ashton, I can probably do.

Bruce, no.

I blew off a couple of parties around 2000 so I think I'm on the bad list.

Well call that mother****er up. We've got questions about his ex-wife's bush. If you want, you can just PM me his number, and I'll make the call. You probably shouldn't post it openly on the forum. We wouldn't want some random getting a hold of it.

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)

So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

What? From what I've seen, he's being his normal self.

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867803)

LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867812)

LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

Thanks. If we get could updated photos, that would probably be best. Not a must, though. Simple confirmation is fine.

Brock

11-06-2015 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867812)

LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

Who's chuck

Simply Red

11-06-2015 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)

So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

all me - but I guess I shoulda used earlier Brit to troll you all better. Actually I was just ****ing bored and she looked hot. So - I'm crashing tomorrow - I'll bump either the How have you been pooping lately thread - or the Coffee thread. ... or both, in the morning.

TimBone

11-06-2015 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867823)

Please bump a food thread circa 2013-14 as well, please. Thanks in advance.

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