Let's talk about cologne
 

What are you wearing?

I'm trying out artisan by john varvatos right now. The ladies in my classes and at work seem to approve. I'd highly recommend it.

I roll around in bull semen before I go out. Seems to do the trick.

I just use bacon grease. Your mammy loves it.

Let's talq about reposts: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282606

Pi

And you don't want the cologne going to the woman. You want the woman to come to the cologne.

Kolsch's aren't bad.

Cool Aqua

Stetson

I was a cool water or polo sport guy in high school

Platinum Chanel

Midnight for men

Holister seems to do it for the wife. Or whatever Chris Helmsworth smells like after sex.

Unscented antiperspirant. It's my signature.

Aqua velva

Also just for you lil smokey, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time.

My two go-tos for now are Hugo Boss Dark Blue and Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio. The Armani is fresh but relatively understated (and can therefore be used in most situations) and the Boss is a bit stronger but not overly musky (smells a bit like Coke at first; only way I can think to describe it). I also have a pretty bright-smelling Nautica cologne, but I think I bought a knock-off and it only lasts for a few hours so I use it a bit less frequently.

Unless you wear cologne every day, I don't think it's necessary to have more than a few options, especially if they're all quite different from one another.

Versace pour homme FTW. Best cologne on the market.

I wore cologne occasionally in my twenties, but now I just let my natural pheromones run free.

if it wasnt for the hedgerows, cologne would have been taken a month sooner.

LMAO
Holy shit... You're hired.

I bought this today - on Ebay for $45 which is VERY reasonable - I paid $125 for the L'Homme at Neiman Marcus - got ganked on that deal


http://i.imgur.com/ag8E0LW.jpg

and then there's this - which smells like a souped up cool water, only cleaner, even.


http://i.imgur.com/iULM1Lz.jpg

my friend said coke gets the girls...

OLD SPICE
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I don't like to wear cologne because I don't want too much sex.

It helped in the 80's / 90's...

I don't like cologne or perfume for that matter. It makes me sick. I can't even walk through that section in a department store without getting a bad physical reaction.

Now using sesame oil will not only penetrate to you bone marrow and make you healthier but you'll also smell like Chinese take-out while it does your body some good. I can deal with that.

Well, I wouldn't hate you but you'd make me sneeze alot, get watery eyes etc. That wouldn't be much fun.

I like the smell of gunpowder, metal and sweat though. In addition to sesame.

for deodorant Mennen speed stick

not buying it.

Dab of cedar oil. Covers up all kinds of bo.

I might check this out. I haven't worn any cologne since Kouros was discontinued. that was by YSL as well

What do you think of Boss? The new one out. Not the hunk that does the commercial.

Chanel bleu is the go to when I go out, I wear cheap stuff for every other occasion.

Bartolo

I think you may have recommended that brand several years back. I bought some years ago and still have it. It smells so good.

Wanna get hitched? I make my own black powder, have a machine shop in my basement and sweat like a pig in the summer heat laying up brick houses.
We're made for each other

What's next? 'pwn'ing a 'best color for a Member's Only jacket' argument?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...9a2569d20e.jpg

End thread.

There wouldn't happen to be any embroidery on the back of that fine jacket, would there?

I believe the embroidery reads: "If you can read this, my boyfriend fell off my scooter."

I'd rather not talk about it really. I'm allergic to most colognes and perfumes. Its damned annoying too.

Especially when going to church and sitting around someone that swims in the shit.

Condolences, prayers sent.

I feel your pain. It flares up my asthma something wicked. I sound like I belong in a TB ward.

I like making my own. I look up the components on a site like basenotes, build something similar and go from there.

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Stetson black when I do wear cologne. Axe body spray for every day

I'm using premium gas by Floyd's Mayweather's Chili.

Damn. And this place made fun of my turkey chili?

Old Spice

Obsession

And I thought this was going to be a travel thread...

Armani - Aqua Di Gio

Works 100% of the time. Best ever and timeless!

I don't like Cologne. Aftershave and deodorant are enough to keep me smelling pretty.

Don't need any. I take showers and use soap on a regular basis. Problem solved

I am asking you Simply Red to go out and buy some Boss or get a free-sample. Then report back here on what you think. K?